Cathy: -throws confetti- Woo hoo! Someone actually reviewed our story! -hugs lumberjacklady- THANK YOU!!
Ayumi+.+ WE NEED MORE REVIEWS!
Cathy: -pokes one review- Well...at least it's better than nothing...
Ayumi: BAH!! DX Course, we barely gave people time to review...
Cathy: They had 24 hours to read it! People are just lazy! -pokes the screen- Anybody alive out there? READ!!!
Ayumi: Besides that...n.n welcome to chapter two!
Cathy: Hai! Hai! We'll just have to make this one even more random than the last to attract more people. n.n
Ayumi: Yay random!!! X3 Anyway...we don't own Full Metal Alchemist! Shoo...I don't even own this pen! -holds it up- ...I stole it...from my science teacher...but I do own myself!
Cathy: I don't own this pen either...-holds up black pen- I stole it from my friend and never gave it back n.n; But I do own me! Whee hee! XP
Ayumi: So let's start!!! X3
Cathy: Again...this fic is rated T if any of you skipped our intro in the first chapter...-glares-
Ayumi: Who does that? .o.
Cathy: People who are lazy...TT
Ayumi: ...damn you...you...lazy person...
Cathy: Ahem...n.n; anyway, let's begin chapter starting...NOW!!
Characters played:
Ed: Ayumi
Human Al: Cathy
Wrath: Ayumi
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Chapter 2: Humunculous or not a humunculous? That is the question!
Ayumi: OH GAWD!! DX AHHHHH, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Ed: DX AYUMI, SHUT UP! You've been screaming for 15 minutes now. -.-;
Cathy: -groans- Seriously! How bad can it be out here? Besides that there are bugs and you just hit me in the face with Ed's automail in the last chapter...-glares-
Al: -shivers- It'sssss c-c-cold...
Ayumi: Very cold. -nods- Ed, give me your warmth!!!!! -tackles and clings-
Ed: DX AUGH! AYUMI, THIS FIC IS RATED T, REMEMBER THAT!?
Ayumi: Shit...damn you...rating...thingy...
Cathy: HEY!!! How come you get Ed? That ain't fair! ;-;
Al: -rocks back and forth- Nobody loves me...;-;
Ayumi: Awwwww, I wuv you Al...but you're Cathy's man in this fanfic, cuz Edo's aaaall miiiine. -cuddles-
Ed: ...I ain't anyone's though. .o.
Al: -tackles Cathy- Do you love me?
Cathy: -coughs and mutters to Ayumi- You sneaky!! I hate you! -to Al- Yes yes...But uh...not as much as your brother n.n;
Al: -emos in corner and pokes mushrooms-
Ayumi: Awww...Cathy...you...you broke his wittle heart! DX ISN'T SHE HEARTLESS, PEOPLE?!?! -speaks to the audience- Why I never, in ALL my days...
Cathy: -stuffs gag in Ayumi's mouth- SHUT IT!!!! -runs to Al and hugs him- I still wuv u n.n
Al: -smiles- YAY!
Ayumi: -chews on gag interestingly- -mumbles- Hmm...lemon-flavored...
Ed: ...I haven't had a line for a while now...DX
Cathy: -pokes- Yeah, what's up? Don't you have anything to say? -leans in closer with a microphone- eh...better yet...-throws away microphone and gives him a megaphone-
Ed: .o. ...not...really...
Ed: ACTUALLY, YES!!! I WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE AYUMI! YA'LL CAN'T HAVE HER, SHE'S MINE!
Ed: o.O?!?!? What the!
Ayumi using a megaphone that sounde like Ed: YES! AND I SMEX HER EVERY FREAKING DAY, SO HA!
Cathy: -throws megaphone at Ayumi's head-
Al: -sweatdrops-
Ayumi: ...I was using that, you know. How rude.
Ed: -eye twitches- That...was...disturbing.
Al: -lays on the ground- I'm going to try and get some sleep...
Ayumi: As I was saying...-clears throat- YA'LL TAKE HER, I'LL RIP YA THROATS OUT! AND to my fangirls...BACK OFF, I AIN'T YO MAN!
Ed: -throws grass at Ayumi- Shush!
Al: -whines- I CAN'T SLEEP!!
Cathy: -wacks Ayumi in the head again-
Ayumi: -falls on ground seemingly unconsious-
Ed: O.O Woah...
Cathy: -sweatdrops- Oops...Maybe I overdid it...-shrugs- Oh well. Maybe we can all get some sleep now with her quiet n.n;
Ed: Sure. -lies down on the ground-
Ayumi: ...-crawls on top of Ed- Edoooooooo...
Ed: O//O WAUGH!!!
Cathy: -glares at Ayumi- I got her...-drags her to a tree and hangs her on a branch by the shirt- There...she ain't getting down til morning! mahahahahahahaha!!!
Al: -starts kicking- Brother! Quit tickling me!
Ayumi: -screeches- THIS IS ABUSE!!! HARRASMENT, I SAY!
Ed: .o. I'm not. I'm all the way over here. -waves-
Al: -blinks- Eh? -feels something slither inside shirt- s...s...SNAKE!!!!!!!!!
Cathy: -jumps up in tree- Where?! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Ayumi: -gets freed- Ooo, cool, a snake!!! -skips over and picks it up-
Ed: -terrified- A...A...Ayumi...s-s-snake..
Al: -passes out-
Snake: Hsssss...-bites Ayumi's arm-
Ayumi: o.o Pain! -eyes roll up in head- -collapses-
Ed: o.o Holy hell!
Cathy: -gasp- -jumps down- Ayumi!! Ayumi, are you alright?
Ayumi: -sings faintly- Mary had a little ham...
Ed: o.O...
Cathy: ham? -blinks twice-
Al: -ish still passed out-
Cathy: -sweatdrops- I think she's fine...
Ayumi: Like HELL I'm fine! DX This bite hurts!
Ed: -pokes Al- ?
Ayumi: DX Edo, kiss and make it better...
Ed: ...do I have to?
Al: s-snake...
Snake: -still on Ayumi, by the way-
Ed: -eyes the snake- ...
Cathy: THE SNAKE'S STILL ON YOU!!! DON'T MOVE!!!
Ayumi: -schooching her way closer to Ed as if she didn't hear- Kiss it Edooooo...
Ed: o.o...-crawls backwards- Ayumi! The snake DX
Snake: -enjoying himself-
Cathy: -wacks Ayumi across the head- IDIOT!! QUIT BEING ON CLOUD 9 AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S AROUND YOUR NECK!!!!
Ayumi: Cloud 9 has smoothies though...-mutters to herself as she looks at the snake-
Snake: n.n;;;
Ayumi: ...it's a snake.
Al: -wakes up and looks at the snake directly in the face- SNAKE!!!!! -faints again-
Snake: -blinks at Al-
Ayumi: ...kissss itttt Edooooo! -crawls towards him anyway-
Ed: GET-AWAY-FROM-MEEEE! DX -crawls back frantically-
Cathy: Quit scarring him!!!! -walks over to Ed- Wanna hug? X3
Ed: DX -hugs-
Ayumi: -eyes turn snakelike- CATHY, HOW DARE YOU STILL MY MAN!
Ed: O.O Holy crap, her eyes!
Snake: Heh heh heh...-evil smile?-
Cathy: -backs up against tree- What the hell!? AYUMI!! YOUR EYES!!
Ayumi: -blinks- Eh?
Cathy: -sweatdrops- Okay...you're scaring me now...
Ayumi: -blinks again- Okay...-scratches bite- DX Now it's itchy!
Ed: -staring at her arm- ...
Cathy: Let me see it. I think that snake did something to you...-nervously eyes the snake-
Snake: o.o...n.n; -tries to look innocent-
Al: -is still unconcious- ...
Ayumi: -looking at arm- Ewwww...DX I got a scar. Like a snake...
Snake: -looks slightly panicked- n.n;;;;
Ed: o.o A snake???? Lemme see!
Cathy: That does it! -grabs snake and throws it across the yard- Good riddance!!
Snake: -goes flying-
Ayumi: O.O NUUU! -chases after it-
Ed: DX Wait, Ayumi!
Cathy: -blinks- Eh?
Ayumi: -comes back petting her snake- x.x; That was close.
Snake: n.n Yay!
Cathy: What's wrong with you? It bit you before and now you wanna keep it as a pet?!
Ayumi: -blinks- ...yes. Seems perfectly logical to me. .o.
Ed: Wait a second...-grabs her arm-
Ayumi: -dramatically- Ah! Ed, I never knew you felt this way about me! Please..I'm too young! No! -pretends to faint-
Al: -starts mumbling in his sleep- BROTHER!!! The snake wants to eat me! -starts kicking-
Cathy: -sweatdrops- Quit the stupid act!
Ed: -goes to help Al and gets kicked in the face- DX OW!
Snake: n.n -snickering-
Ayumi: Meh...look then. -shows off arm; which has...gasp! the ourorboros-
Ed: O.O Wha!
Ayumi: Never remembered getting a tattoo before...strange...
Cathy: -gulps- I don't think that's a tattoo, Ayumi...
Ayumi: Pshaw, as if I could be a homunculus. PSH!
Ed: ...you did come out of the Gate, riiiiight?
Ayumi: ...so?
Cathy: -gasp- OMG!! I created a humunculous! It's not the real Ayumi! -starts weeping-
Ayumi: What do you mean I'm not the real Ayumi! I AM A ORIGINAL!
Ed: That's what they all say! -glares-
Cathy: -also glares-
Ayumi: What!!! I'm a human, dammit!! I AM Ayumi!!
Al: -wakes up- Hey...did I miss anything?
Ed: ...yeah...ya did...
Cathy: Are you sure your name's not Obsession? -thinks of how obsessed she is with Ed-
Al: Really:O
Ayumi: I'M NOT A HOMUNCULOS, DAMMIT!!!!!
Ed: Then explain the ourosboros! And your eyes!
Cathy: Fine then...I'll ask you a question that only the real Ayumi would know...
Al: -blinks at the scene before him-
Ayumi: Ha, this'll be easy.
Ed: -to Al- She's not really Ayumi. She's a homunculus.
Al: I knew Cathy couldn't have done a sucessful transmutation...
Ed: -nods-
Ayumi: Not a homunculos. -.-
Ed: She's in denail. -nods again-
Cathy: Okay then...What was the name of Ayumi's pet cat that I gave to her? And on what holiday did I give it to her?
Ayumi: ...I had a cat??? -.-; Crap...uhm...uhm...eeerrrrmmm...
Ed: -.-; And there we have it. Homunculus!
Ayumi: DX Nuu!
Cathy: Strike one!
Ayumi: DX That's not fair! I have a bad memory!
Cathy: Fine then...here's another question...
Ayumi: -nod nod-
Cathy: What did I give you for your birthday last month?
Ayumi: ...I swear, you're purposly picking questions I don't know...
Ed: ...
Ayumi: ...my birthday was last month? -gasp-
Ed: -faceplant-
Cathy: ...that does it...she's a humunculous
Al: -shakes head sadly- Such a shame...
Ayumi: DX NO! I can prove it! -suddenly glares at Ed-
Ed: o.o Eep!
Ayumi: -tackles him to the ground, glares then kisses-
Ed: O//O
Cathy: That dosen't prove it...Alot of people are in love with Ed...
Al: -blushes-
Ayumi: -hand traveling to Ed's pants...-
Ed: -flailing but can't speak cuz her tongue is in his mouth-
Cathy: AYUMI!!!!! O//O throws a chair at her head
Ayumi: -topples off- OW! DX
Ed: DX That thing damn well kisses like Ayumi, I know THAT for sure!
Ayumi: Oh, COME on! Do you really think KISSING skills are passed down from human to homunculus! I'm the real thing, dammit!
Al: -is blushing madly- Brother...
Cathy: Okay, I got one more question for you and you should know this one!
Ayumi: Fine. DX
Ed: ...I'm not saying I kiss her or stuff! She kisses me! DX She like, sneaks into my room at night...-turns red-
Cathy: -crosses arms- When's my birthday? The real Ayumi never forgets...
Ayumi: -folds arms- January 7th, of course.
Ed: She right? .o.
Cathy: -blinks- Yeah...she is...
Ayumi: MYAHAHAHA!!! ADMIT MY HUMANITY!
Al: -points at oroboros- Then how did you get this?
Ayumi: -glares at the snake accusingly-
Snake: n.n;;...o.o All I did was bite her.
Ed: AAAAHHHHH, TALKING SNAKE!!!
Al: o.o -faints again and falls ontop of Ed-
Ed: -smushed- x.x
Snake: -.-; Maybe I should turn back now...-slithers onto the floor and turns into Wrath...cuz he's awesome and cute like that-
Ayumi: -gasp- Wrath!
Wrath: -to the audience- Now you're probably wondering how I turned into a snake...
Al: -quickly jumps up- Hey, I thought you died! I had a front row seat!
Cathy: great! people turning into snakes...what's next?
Wrath: n.n Correct! I did die! But...I saw what Ayumi did, so I followed her...then I got turned into a snake...
Ed: ...that...makes no sense...
Wrath: So? .o. And yes, Ayumi is homunculus, if you were wondering...just...not a complete one. -points to Cathy- You fail at transmuting people!
Cathy: -emos in corner-
Wrath: -nods- ...you're supposed to make the glob thingy, THEN a homunculus!
Ayumi: Hey, I ain't complaining...I don't wanna be a glob of guts...it looks painful...
Wrath: It is...n.n then the fun part is hating your creator!
Cathy: -glances at Ayumi nervously-
Ayumi: ...uhm...no.
Wrath: Whatever, have it your way...cactus! n.n
Ed: o.O huh?
Al: -blinks- Cactus?
Wrath: yes...LOOK, BIG SHINY OBJECT!!! -points at the sky-
Ayumi: ZOMG, THE SUN! -flails her arms around and stands on tiptoes- HI MR.SUN! THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!!
Cathy: -blinks- We stayed up the whole night?
Al: -sobs- That means the chapter is almost over...
Ayumi: DX No!
Wrath: Awww...can I say the closing word then?
Cathy: -shrugs- Fine...-mutters to self- I wanted to say it. I was knocked out the last time...
Wrath: Okay then! n.n The closing word shall be...WEINER!!! XD Haha...
Al: WE ALL WINNERS!!! XP
Wrath: DX Nuuu, I was supposed to close!
Al: -sweatdrops- Sowwy n.n;;
Wrath: Once again...ahem...WEINER!!!
Cathy: -waves and sweatdrops at the same time-
Ayumi: -waves like mad-
Ed: -looks confused but waves-
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Ayumi: OMG, YAY, I'M A HOMUNCULUS ALCHEMIST, ISNT THAT LIKE, TOTALLY AWESOME! And I'm with Edo...-sigh- Soon, I'll be accused of being a Mary Sue, shit...-.-;
Cathy: -is furiously scribbling on a piece of paper- Eh? Is the chapter over already? Crap...-hides love note to Ed behind her back-
Ayumi: excuse ME, but didn't I JUST say Ed's my man!?
Cathy: -sticks finger in ear- Sorry...I must be hard of hearing -grins-
Ayumi: Why you little...ANYWAY! I hope you liked this chapter! n.n Please leave reviews my dignity is already sore...-rubs her butt and sniffles- It's a good thing my pride is in a place no one is allowed to reach...except Ed of course. MYAHAHAHAHHAA! -evil cackles- ...I'm sick. XD
Cathy: -swetdrops- Yes you are...Anyway...REVIEW EVERYBODY!! PLEASE! -runs away with love note- HEY, EDO!!!!! I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!!
Ayumi: OH HEEEEEELL NO! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-chases like mad-
Cathy: -calls back- YOU EVER SAID HE LIKED YOU? -laughs madly-
Ayumi: -tackles to the ground and grabs the note- n.n See ya next time! -stuff the note into her mouth and runs away, cackling all muffled-
Cathy: -sobs- NUUUUUU!!! DX