Cathy: Hello and welcome to chapter 3!!
Ayumi: I know everyone's been waiting a bit for it...we can blame someone for this...-side glance at Cathy-
Cathy: Me?! DX You're always the one writing new fanfics and not working on this one!!
Ayumi: Well, excume ME for having fans! And ideas...but mostly fans! -flails-
Cathy: Hey! I have ideas, too! Like turning our random little RPG into a fanfiction...
Ayumi: Psh, that was all MY genius idea. -flips hair back- Anyway, in an entirely unplanned and totally random subject change, Cathy and I don't own FMA! Only ours OCs and this fanfic, yay!
Cathy: And the totally random stuff we come up with. -plays with props and accidentaly sets them on fire- O.O Holy crap!!!
Ayumi: STOP, DROP AND ROLL!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! -grabs some random plushies that are Cathy's and starts beating the fire with them- DIE! DIIIEEE!
Cathy: O.O NUUUUUU! NOT EDO!! DX -grabs burnt Ed plushie- You're mean! T.T
Ayumi: Yes I am! Let's begin! -prances off to stage-
Cathy: -pets Edo and follows, mumbling about some kind of demon-
Characters:
Ed: Ayumi
Al: Cathy
Wrath: Ayumi
Roy: Cathy
Chapter 3: Arriving at Central
Cathy: -looks at train schedual- Okay! The train to Central should be here in 5 minutes!
Ed: -grumbles angrily about missing the train before-
Ayumi: ...gasp! -lightbulb- You guys, I just thought of something!
Cathy: -shifts gaze at Ayumi- It's not something stupid, is it?
Al: -kicks rock- I have a feeling it is...
Ayumi: ...I thought of something!
Ed: Yeah, no duh...
Ayumi: Silence, mortal beings!!!
Al: -blinks-
Wrath: -blinks- What is it Ayumi?
Cathy: -sees train coming from a distance- Could you make it quick? The train's almost here!
Ayumi: Well, I was thinking...-randomly grabs a giant pencil and erases scene behind them-
Ed and Wrath: o.o Woah!
Al: O.O Whao! Everything's white!
Cathy: Agh! The train's gone!
Ed: Dammit, it is!
Ayumi: See, since this whole thing is just a drawing on paper-'cept for you Edo, you're completely real and mine-we can draw our way into Roy's office! -badly attempts to draw Roy's office-
Wrath: ...you suck at drawing.
Cathy: Give me the pencil!
Ayumi: DX Shut up! -draws Roy who looks more like a mushroom-
Ed: ...you really suck at drawing.
Ayumi: DX Nu! I can do it! -draws more-
Al: This place looks like candy land...-looks around-
Cathy: -sighs- Give me the pencil!
Ayumi: o.o it does...that's what I get for thinking of sugar when drawing..-glares at Cathy- My pencil! -draws a mustache on her- Myahah!
Cathy: -peels mustache off and it floats away- Weird...-tries to grab pencil and it breaks in two-
Ayumi: -has the end with the pencil point- ...you broke my pencil! How could you!?
Wrath: Wow...how...Spongebobby...
Cathy: Ha! At least I got the eraser! -erases everything and draws with what lead she has- There! Central!
Ayumi: Nu!!!! -grabs eraser and erases Cathy's lower half- Hahaha! ...-draws kitty ears and tail on Ed- Aww! Cute!
Ed: I'm...a cat!?
Cathy: -glares- Do you want to get to central or not? -draws cow horns, tail, and spots on Ayumi then huggles kitty Ed-
Al: Brother's a kitty!!! O.O -tackles Ed-
Ayumi: O.O I'M A COW!!! DX NUUUU!!!!!!!! -draws Cathy so that she's tiny then erases her now-ness-
Ed: -tackled and squished- ...me..ow...
Ayumi: Hmm...-draws swirly eyes on Ed- You must only obey Ayumi and only Ayumi...she is your master and you are only but a servent of love...and only I, your mistress shall take you off this spell! You may awaken!
Al: -takes magic pen and draws Cathy back to normal-
Cathy: -sighs- Thanks, Al.
Al: No problem! n.n
Wrath: I wanna draw! -splats paint from a paintbrush around-
Ed: -.o...guh..what happened?
Cathy: Agh! My color's gone! -sees only her outline-
Wrath: I can help! -starts painting Cathy purple- I like purple! Purple's fuuuuun!
Cathy: HOLY CRAP!! I look like a grape! DX
Ayumi: n.n Edo, I command you to fall madly in love with me and reanact Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene! -draws a balcony and clibs up it-
Wrath: Yay grapes!
Ayumi: Romeo, Romeo, where for out thou Romeo?
Cathy: -gasp- NUUUU!!! -runs and kisses Ed- Mahahahahahaha!!!
Ed: Waugh! What foul...eeek! -runs like hell-
Ayumi: Yes! The hypnotism works!
Cathy: -cries- Waaaaahhhhh!! DX
Wrath: -pats- It's okay, you still got...uh...-ponders- ...I dunno..
Al: -snaps fingers and Ed is unhypnotized- Man, that was easy...
Ed: -still hypnotized from what was said in the hypnotism spell-
Ayumi: Only I can take him off. XP
Wrath: Darn you and your loopholes! Daaarn you!
Cathy: -bonks Ed over the head and knocks him out then drags him away- I'm going to Central! -draws central in pen so no one can erase it-
Ed: -unconsious-
Ayumi: Oh yeah! Central! XD Forgot bout that place.
Wrath: Of course you did...-painting a kick me sign on Al-
Al: -glares then draws a kiss me I'm gay sign on Wrath's back-
Wrath: DX Al's mean, I just wanted to be friends!!! -emos in the corner he just painted-
Al: You make friends by drawing kick me signs on their back? O.O
Wrath: Yes! DX Don't make fun of-hey! A butterfly!!! -chases after random butterfly flying past-
Cathy: -looks at scenery- Hmm...my drawing needs paint...
Wrath: I have paint! -splatters purple paint around room-
Ayumi: Hmm..-is drawing a portal to regular Central- Think we wasted enough time here?
Cathy: Eh...good enough. -drags Ed inside-
Al: -also walks inside- This place...is creepy! o.o -sees random colors floating around-
Cathy: Okay. Now's a good time for a portal n.n;
Wrath: -chases butterfly off a cliff- AAAAAGGGHHHH!
Ayumi: How lucky I've stumbled upon one! -jumps in-
Cathy: -picks up Ed and jumps in after-
Al: Don't leave me here!!! DX -jumps in-
-in Roy's office; everyone crashes in through a hole suddenly appearing in the ceiling-
Cathy: -goes skidding across Roy's desk- Ow...
Roy: -jumps ten feet in the air- WAUGH!! What the hell?!
Ed: -lands on the couch the wrong way- -girly scream- Ow! DX -clutches crotch and topples over-
Ayumi: -falling, stops- ...-sees Edo, changes position in midair then falls on him- Whee!
Ed: -another girly scream-
Al: -lands in Roy's lap- Hi, Colonel!! -grins-
Roy: -throws Al off- What is this? A kiddy day care?
Cathy: -walks up to Roy- Ooooo! You're the Colonel, right?
Roy: Yeah...what of it?
Ed: -in pain- DX Waaaaaah...
Ayumi: -giggles still ontop of Ed- Oh Ed, I never knew you felt this way about me, teehee...
Cathy: -relieves Ed of Ayumi- -to Roy- Can I take the state alchemy exam? PLEEEEEEEAAAASE?
Ayumi: Me too! -clings to Roy- Pweeeease!
Roy: Wha? -blinks- No! I'm busy!
Wrath: -suddenly crashes in through window- WHEE!
Roy: -piece of glass goes flying into head- O.O Oh crap! -head hits desk-
Cathy: -blinks- Oooo! I can fix that! X3
Ayumi: I can too! -pushes glass in further- RED DAAAAAWN!
Wrath: Wow, I had the most akward-Hey, you're killing that guy! Can I help?
Cathy: Uh...I meant get it out...-starts to pull it out- If he dies we can't take the alchemy exam!!! DX
Ayumi: That is true...fooey.
Ed: -recovers from his..uh...episode- o.o Why is Roy bleeding all over the desk?
Wrath: Ayumi tried to kill him...
Ayumi: Teehee?
Roy: guh...x.x
Ayumi: Well Roy, if you die, I'll have to burn aaaall yooouur..poooooooorrrrrnnn...-grabs a huge pile of magazines and runs to fireplace-
Cathy: Time for an operation! -pulls gloves on-
Ed: When did Roy get a fireplace? o.O
Roy: -springs up- NO NOT MY PORN!!!
Ayumi: -smirk- Let us take the alchemy exam or buy-bye to your porn!
Cathy: -blinks- So much for the operation...-transmutes automail from a knife back to normal-
Roy: Give 'em back or I'll burn you!!
Cathy: How are ya going to do that without these? -holds up gloves-
Roy: O.O Hey!
Ayumi: Whoot! Go Cathy!
Ed: -wonders how Ayumi found the porn or when Cathy got the gloves in the first place-
Cathy: -puts on gloves and starts burning the porn magazines- MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roy: -falls to knees- NUUUUUU!!! DX
Ayumi: Wheee! -helps by pouring gasoline on them- Boom!
Roy: That's it! -takes out spare gloves-
Ayumi: Ooooo, damn!
Cathy: O.O Holy crap!! -ducks behind table- BATTLE STATIONS!!!
Ayumi: RED ALERT, RED ALERT! -turns on blowhorn-
Wrath: Eeeeek! -dives under couch and pulls Ed down with him-
Roy: -hides behind desk and snaps-
Cathy: -puts army cap on and snaps back-
Ayumi: Ya'll think ya'll so great, just cuz ya can snap?! Well,I can-grabbed and pulled under couch- Eep!
Al: -hair catches on fire- AAAAAHHHH!! Brother, HELP! DX
Cathy: -throws granade-
Ed: -throws water ballon at Al- Better?
Roy: O.O Where da hell did that come from?
Al: -sighs and is pulled under the couch-
Cathy: MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIIIIIEEEEE!!!! -throws another granade-
Roy: Damn...-BOOM!-
Ayumi: Hot damn, Roy go splodey!
Cathy: -runs in closer and ducks behind book shelf-
Roy: -pops out of nowhere- Surprise! -snaps-
Cathy: EEEEEKKKK!! O.O
Wrath: You meanie, you shouldn't attack girls!
Cathy: -ish burned- Ouch...
Ayumi: DX Cathy! -runs to side-
Roy: -does miniskirt pose- HAHAHAHAHA!!
Ed: -transmutes his pants into a miniskirt- Hehehe...
Roy: O//O
Wrath: BWAHAHAHHA!
Cathy: -coughs- A-Ayumi...here. Take these! -hands Ayumi Roy's gloves- And finish...h-him off...in my place...
Al: -throws book at Roy's head-
Roy: -glares-
Al: -whistles-
Ayumi: -grabs- Didn't need to tell me twice...-puts them on-
Ed: I thought you couldn't snap?
Ayumi: FINE, RUB IT IN A LITTLE MORE! -snaps anyway in Roy's direction-
Cathy: -coughs- ugh...x.x
Roy: -dodges and trips- Damn this mini skirt!!!
Ayumi: -snaps like mad- MYAHAHAHAHAH!
Roy: o.o -coughs and a puff of smoke comes out of mouth- Alright! DX ALRIGHT!! You two can take the alchemy exam!!
Ayumi: Whoooot! -throws back Roy's glove and dances-
Cathy: -springs to life- YAY!!! -dances as well-
Al: -stares at Cathy- o.o I thought you were dead!
Cathy: n.n; I was faking...
Wrath: Geez Al, didn't you read the script?
Ed and Ayumi: We have a script!?
Al: -blinks- I thought the script was being made as we go along? -pokes big Ayumi and Cathy writing the story-
Cathy: Whoooo! Hey, look! There are big us!
Real Ayumi: -suddenly poked by fanfic characters- Ow! Watch it!
Ayumi: Coolie! I'm big! Yay!
Ed: O.O Crap, two Ayumis!
Roy: -blinks- Weird...
Ayumi: You're just jealous you dun have a big version of yourself...
Real Ayumi: You go girl! -high fives and squishes by accident-
Ayumi: -flat- ow...
Cathy: -sticks Big Red wrapper on Roy's forehead-
Roy: AUGH!!! DX -writhes in pain-
Wrath: -cackles madly and sticks more big red wrappers on him-
Cathy: -cackles madly-
Roy: DX OOOOOWWWW!!!!!
Ayumis: -muttering to themselves-
Real Cathy: -picks up little Cathy-
Cathy: Hey! Put me down!
Real Cathy: Aw! I look so cute!
Real Ayumi: n.n Okay! -grabs Ayumi and Ed and dangles them into the air-
Ed: DX Gah!
Al: Eeeek! o.o We're all gonna get squished by giants!!
Real Ayumi: Yay for EdxAyumi-ness! -smushes the two together like dolls-
Ayumi: Yay!
Ed: DX Gah!
Cathy: Waaaahhh! DX Not fair! -tries to reach for Ed-
Real Ayumi: XP -holds them up higher-
Real Cathy: -plucks Ed from real Ayumi- Yay!
Cathy: Yay! -huggles Ed-
Real Ayumi: No fair! -tackles real cathy-
Real Cathy: Gah! -Ed and Cathy go flying-
Cathy: YIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Ayumi: -flies out of set and into audience- Eeeek!
Fanboy 1: Cool, it's Ayumi!
Fanboy 2: Coolie! -grabs her and runs off with other fanboy-
Ayumi: HEEEEELP!
Cathy: -goes flying into a soda cup with Ed- Well this sucks...
Person with cup: -starts to take a sip-
Cathy: AAAGGHH!! DX No don't do it!!
Ed: Nuuuu! -sinks- Glub glub glub...
Real Cathy: Hey! Didn't we say specifically no food or drinks in the audiance? -blinks-
Cathy: AAAGGHHH! -gets sucked through the straw-
Real Ayumi: O.O THEY'RE STEALING MY FANFIC SELF! -chases after them-
Al: -to the side- Nice day, huh, Wrath?
Roy: -watches- O.O
Wrath: Indubitaly. I mean, that sky! Talk about blue, huh?
Real Cathy: -dives for soda- Give up the beverage if you want us both to live!!
Person with cup: O.O -gives Cathy the cup-
Real Cathy: -gets Ed and Cathy out-
Ed: -gurgles out soda-
Cathy: -coughs- Ew! Cream soda! DX
Real Ayumi: -comes back holding Ayumi who is in a bikini- Got her -.-;
Ayumi: I feel so violated. DX
Roy: Oh gawd!! DX -shields eyes-
Al: -blinks- O.O
Ayumis: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!!!
Real Ayumi: -picks up Roy and squeezes- You calling me ugly?!?
Roy: Gack! N-no...-eyes start to buldge out of head like a squeeze toy-
Real Ayumi: That why don't you wanna see me in a bikini?!?! You calling me fat and ugly, too?!
Roy: N-No! That ain't it!! -gasps for air-
Real Ayumi: Then what is it then!?!?! -squeezes harder-
Roy: -passes out-
Real Cathy: -sweatdrops- I think you over did it...
Real Ayumi: Psh. When do I ever overdo it?
Cathy: Uh...lots of times!
Ayumi: Lies!
Real Cathy: -covers mouth- shh! I'll handle it!
Cathy: -face gets squished- x.x
Wrath: Hehehe..
Real Cathy: Whoops...n.n; -puts Ed and Cathy back in the story-
Real Ayumi: n.n; -puts Ayumi back in and throws Roy in-
Roy: Ooof!!
Ayumi: Haha!
Cathy: -runs up to screen- OMG! The chapter's almost over! o.o -points to real Ayumi and Cathy- We wasted too much time!!
Real Ayumi: It's not our faults! In fact, I'm glad we got some screentime!
Real Cathy: Yay! We actually got to be a part of the story!
Cathy: -blinks- Isen't that why you made us?
Ayumi: She's got a point...
Real Ayumi: Well...uh...chapter's over! -turns it off-
Cathy: o.o Hey! -disappears- Crud...
Ayumi: -sucked into the void of closing-ness- Eeeek!
Cathy: Mahahahahahaha!! What evil we can do with our characters! XD
Ayumi: n.n yup! Hope you liked this chapter!
Cathy: Because...we wasted hours on the computer typing it up! DX
Ayumi: Yeah! Now my royai has been delayed...
Cathy: And my mommy didn't get the computer today...-ducks from angry mom- Aaaahhh! DX I'm sorry!
Ayumi: Plus I sneaked on and my mommy might be mad...n.n;
Cathy: Yeah...And I did this instead of studying for my final exams n.n; -coughs-
Ayumi: And I also have to do my spanish homework!
Cathy: o.o Well then do it! -shoves homework in face-
Ayumi: Nevah! Or later, whatever. XP
Cathy: -to audiance- See you next time everybody! And please review! -chases Ayumi with Spanish homework-