... Okay... Only one reviewer (Besides myself) and I think I love them... O.o ... Anyway, I decided to make this a little easier to read... Also... I dedicate this to my reviewer... Hmm... If there were more reviews like that, I just might not need to think as hard for another chapter...
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Something Pretty For the Recycle Bin
Kurama: Hello, My name is Shuiichi Minamino, more commonly know as Yoko Kurama. I come from the show you all view as Yu Yu Hakusho. I wish to shout this introduction t-
Mello: Yeah, we're hell of late for that...
Kurama: Now Mello, you can talk after us.
L: Yes, so shut the hell up and let us speak. You can rant about how you wear curlers to bed afterwards...
Mello: -jumps back- I DO NOT WEAR CURLERS TO BED!!!
Near: -plays with toys- He prefers the term... Well, actually, there is no manly term for your curlers, Mello.
Itatchi/Sasuke: -Snickers-
Mello: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! -Turns to Near- YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!
Kurama: ... As I was saying, this is dedicated to Ryuuzaki-hugs. About me: I am a demon and I have long red hair and green eyes.
John: And he's very intelligent.
Kurama: Don't flatter me, John.
L: I wouldn't suggest that, Kurama-san. He might do it...
John: Hey! Just because I was in the army all of my life and had lost my kindness to war and my virginity to Mi-chan doesn't mean that I don't have a soft side. I'm not like Flippy. I take my medicine in the morning...
Sasuke: -Whispers to Itatchi- He must have picked up the wrong medicine.
John: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
L: My turn!
Kurama: But I didn't fini-
L: You used to be an evil demon that traveled with Hiei and some other demon until you met Yusuke, which was also the time your mother was ill and so you vowed to give in easily so that you may help your mother which may cost your life.
(Everyone stares)
L: But Yusuke tries to sacrifice himself instead and so you two ended up not dying due to his selfless deed and you help him in many cases and travel and fight in a tournament and blah blah blah... Nothing important...
Kurama: ... Well, if that's how you view me... -Folds arms and turns away-
L: Yeah, whatever... So, anyway, I am L Lawleit. Yes, L from Death Note. I solve the hardest cases the PD couldn't until I met in a Kira case where a young man-
Mello: Your lover... -Makes kissing noises and rubs his body so that it looks like he's actually kissing someone.-
(L throws Near's toy at Mello. Mello falls)
L: HE WAS NOT MY LOVER! Only Mi-chan is...
Near: -Cries- Oh... My toy...
John: Anyway...
L: Anyway, I keep finding Kiras popping up everywhere like bunnies on Valentine's Day and I end up getting killed by the original Kira.
Mello: So your boyfriend hated you that much, huh?
(Hits Mello with Near's other toy)
L: Get out of here! You know what?! I'm not choosing you as my successor! Go away! Shoo!!!
Near: -Sobs- My other toy...
Sasuke: Oh, I get it! He hated you so much that he got rid of you... Tough love...
L: SHUT UP! SHUT UP, I SAY!
John: I'm known as Master Chief... No... I'm not in an anime... I was just in the neighborhood... My real name is John. My given number is SPARTAN 117. I have to fight a war against the coventant. I have to travel from these plant-like rings called 'Halo's. (HALO is a game...)
Itatchi: And together, the three morons (Kurama, L and John) form the "WE-LOVE-MI-CHAN-AND-IF-YOUTOUCH-HER-I-WILL-KILL-YOU-experience"...
Mello: ... Interesting...
Itatchi: Shut up, cross dresser!
Sasuke: HAHAHAHA!
Mello: -Gasps offended- I AM NOT A CROSS DRESSER!
Near: I agree... -Plays with toy cars-
Mello: Thank you. You're not totally useless after all!
Near: He only dresses up like a school girl on the weekends in his room, where he thinks no one will see him.
Mello: HEY! A room is supposed to be private! It's sacred!
Near: So is a diary... But only chicks use those...
Mello: -writing and reading to himself- Dear diary... -Closes it- I was just... Um... About to burn this...
(Stares)
Mello: ... What? I found this, I swear!!!
Sasuke: Sure you did...
Mello: Grr...
Near: As you may know, I am Near, or Nate River. I am also from Death Note, as is Mello.
Mello: Heh? -Looks over from slouching and reading Kai Yuri-
Near: Sadly... As I was saying, I, along with that thing, was next in line to be L. After L's 'death,' we split into different organizations, whereas I end up being the last survivor in the entire Kira case.
Mello: -Drools and reads- That Kai has a hot ass...
Near: Ahem.
Mello: -Hides book- Oh, sorry. I am Mello! Now shut the hell up and listen to me, mother fuckers, before I send my entire Mafia gang on you.
Random guy 1 from Mello's Mafia: Why do we take orders from that blonde kid?
Random guy 2 from Mello's Mafia: Because he's the closest thing we can get to in replacement for a chick...
Mello: What?! Matt!
(Matt appears behind him)
Mello: Shoot them.
Matt: Yes, sir. -Takes out gun and shoots-
Mello: Ha! Did you see that?! That's how powerful I am!
Itatchi: ... And together, they make the "I-WANT-TO-GET-IN-KAI'S-UNDERWEAR-gang..."
Mello: Bitch... Matt, gun ready.
Matt: Hmph. -Aims at Itatchi-
Sasuke: ... Any particular reason you're wearing mouse ears? ...
Matt: -Gets up; in gay voice and twirls hair- They make me feel gangst-ah.
(Sweatdrops)
Itatchi: Oh, please... I am Itatchi Uchiha. Fear me...
Mello: ... that's it?
Itatchi: What?!
Mello: 'I am Itatchi... Fear me...' Oh, yeah, you just made the statement of the year.
Itatchi: ... You know what? Shut the fuck up.
Mello: Haha!
Sasuke: I am Sasuke Uchiha, Itatchi's younger brother.
L: And the uke.
Sasuke: What?! Are you implying that just because I have a grudge on him that I must have some secret relationship with him that no one knows about that takes place every night at midnight in the bed that doesn't even happen?
(Silence)
L: ... Yes... That is exactly what I'm implying...
Sasuke: Well, you know what?! -Runs to Itatchi and makes out with him-
John: And those two together make up the "YAOI-PAIR-GIFT-WRAPPED-FOR-KAT-kittens."
Kurama: What the hell are you doing, Mello?!
-Mello films Itatchi and Sasuke-
Mello: Shut up... Great blackmail material for later...
L: ... Oh, so that's how he got to be leader in the mafia...
Near: Yup...
(L takes a car from Near and throws it at Mello)
Mello: What the flying-fuck!?
Near: THAT WASN'T A FLYING FUCK! -Takes toy and strokes it- It's the limited edition Batmobile from the KDFJHGS, series 3, with the limited edition action figure, with anatomically correct action and a penis enlarging utility belt! It's one-of-a-kind!!!
John: Hey, let me see that...
L: OMG... That is scary...
-John pulls down the pants-
John: Hey! It is anatomically correct!
(Kurama and L shield their eyes)
L: That was scarier...
Mello: Holy shit, dude! Did you see that episode when Kai tried to seduce her teacher?!
Kurama: ...
Mello: She wore that skirt with her boots and stockings, remember?
L: Do we want to? ... -Throws toy at John- Stop molesting that!
Mello: Anyway, she was all in the class and tried to jump on the desk but the boots held her down -chuckle- and she sat on the desk and told him, "Mr. Wyant... Ahem... David... I'm not wearing anything under this." -Mello bursts into laughter-
L: I think I remember that...
Kurama: Yeah, isn't that the episode where Mi-chan sees Ichigo?
Ichigo Kurosaki: Huh?
Kurama: not you, Ichigo. Ichigo... Some guy she likes...
Ichigo: ...
John: ... I hate him...
L: As do I...
Kurama: I think he's cool...
(L and John glare)
Kurama: I mean... He's short...
(Glare turns into a stare)
Kurama: -looks at them- ... Mi-chan's my wife...
L: She's mine too.
John: Yeah.
Mello: Wasn't today's episode when Mi-chan told Kai that her kinky name was mommy when she had sex with her?
Near: And Kai's was Shanikua ... Mi-chan's her mommy...
L: Damn... We impregnated her, like, three times...
Near: I think we should all be friends... Just like a family...
Mello: ... I want to be your son! -To L-
Near: ... I do too!
L: But if you are my son, you can't be with Kai...
Mello: That's right, huh... -strokes chin- Is it wrong to have sex with your sister?
L: -Eyes shift- In Mi-chan's eyes, yes...
Mello: Fuck... Eh, I'll do it anyway...
Near: Then it's settled...
L/Kurama/John: ...
Kurama: Oh! Show's on!!!
(Everyone runs to sit in front of the TV)
Mello: STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR, DAMN IT!!!
Near: It cannot be helped. It's so soft. -Pets-
Mello: -Glare-
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Mi-chan: Why do I feel like kicking Ryu-kun's ass for bringing more kids into our house after I tried so hard to ship them down the river right now? ...