This is the ending I had originally written but it's really dark. That's why it was changed so you've been warned.
Player1 an annoying player… This is his story and this is his end. Player1 grasps her (though her charter is a guy) mouse.
Player1 logs in.
Player1: HI!
Player17: Ive heard of u
Player17: GO
Player1: SRRY DON'T NEED TO GO ON THE TRAIN!
Player17: Not that kind of go I mean disappear
Player1: IM A MAGICAN NOW! WOW!
Player17: N00b disperse
Player1: I CANT SEPARATE!
Player17: Leaves
Player1: IM NOT A PLANT!
Player17: Ill pay anyone to 1M get rid of him
Player14: Dude
Player14: Do I look like a n00b to you
Player14: Its impossible
Player1: CAN I HAVE THAT 1M!
Player17: If you leave
Player1: I GET A FREE 1M
Player1: TY!
Player17: Now go
Player1 stands still…
Player17: Go
Player1: IM NOT A TRAIN SO IM NOT LEAVING!
Player14: Told ya so
Player17: Shut up n00bs
Player1: YAY IM A N00B!
Player17: Do you no what a n00b is?
Player1: NOPE
Everyone logs out except Player1, Player14 and Player17.
Player1: WHERE DID THEY GO TO
Player14: Away from you
Player14 logs out.
Player1: WOW IM LOVED
Player17: Holy
Player4 logs in.
Player4: STALKER!
Player1: WHERE!
Player17: Dude
Player17: Thats not good
Player1: YAY!
Player17: Dude you have issues
Player1 stands still for 5 minutes.
Player17: Dude are you alright
Player17: Dude…
Player1 stands still for another 5 minutes before the system logs them out. The rumors spread; Player1 was never seen ever again. Well….That's kinda hard to see them when they had a heart attack…and it was to late. This is the end of the great story of the most annoying player who ever lived.