CHAPTER 4!! NEED I SAY MORE?!
I'M A POET AND I KNOW IT!!
Chapter 4: Biology is cunfuzzling
I got home at about 8. My mum said they'd already eaten so I ordered a Chinese (A/N YUM!!) I ate it quickly and did the bit of homework I had gotten that day. It was about 10 by then – stupid Chinese took FOREVER to get here! Anyway, I decided to get a shower then sleep. I can never get a shower in the mornings because my hair takes FOREVER to dry.
I woke up at about half 7, I can sleep in because I don't get a shower. School didn't start until nine. I got up, and my alarm went off. Seriously, what's the point in even setting it if I wake up before it goes off? I turned it off and went into the bathroom.
I went to the loo and washed my hands, washed my face and brushed my hair. I walked back into my room, got dressed, straightened my hair, put on some eyeliner and mascara, and lip balm. Then got breakfast.
It was already 8:45 so I went to my car that my auntie had bought me, and drove to school. I wasn't rich, well, not really rich, but I was well off.
Kakashi's POV
Mitsukai had just pulled up in her black convertible that had a hard roof; it was an immense car, as she would say. She is, I repeat, weird.
"Heeeey, Kakashi!" Mitsukai yelled, "Where is everyone?"
"Already inside. Cool car."
"Thanks! Just got it. Sixteenth b-day. I didn't think I'd get one, 'cause in – I mean, where I used to live you weren't aloud to drive till you were eighteen."
"Oooook, I didn't ask for your life story." Kakashi joked.
"You should be thankful; I just gave you a clue to where I used to live!"
"Lot's of places have an age restriction."
"Stop bringing me down dude! You're givin' off negative vibes."
"Don't say that ever again." She laughed.
Normal POV
They walked to class and saw they had just made it, she walked over to where their friends were sitting.
"Yo ma Homies! What's goin on in yo foshizzlin lives!?" Mitsukai said.
"OMFG! Mitsukai's gone gangsta! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Sakura screamed. They all laughed.
"Do you always do that?" Sasuke asked Mitsukai.
"Yes, as I've said to Kakashi, deal with it." They laughed again.
"SASUKEEEEEE-KUUUUUNNNN!!" a voice screamed. They turned to see Karin.
"What the fuuuuck?!" Mitsukai sang. (A/N You know where you start off low for what the, then go high for fuck? Thought I should explain.)
"She's obsessed with him." Tenten explained.
"Creeepy!" Mitsukai sang again.
"Like singing or something?"
"Yes, even though I'm crap."
"You curse a lot. And your not, I'm sure you're good."
"Why thank you. And I'm not, I sing through my nose. I sound like a gay man when I sing." (A/N Gay people are cool, nothing against them. My friend's gay, he's all like, 'OMG' all the time. It's hilarious. My bros a homophobe though. I'm not gay, I'm a girl. Anywaaaay, back to the story!!)
"lol, you are funny."
"I know, I'm a fricken comedian."
"Serious, no more cursing."
"I'll try." (A/N I have a cursing problem; I decided to make a character that had one too, but unlike me, she'll get over her's)
"Hello class!" Sasuke-sensei walked in and greeted.
"Hello, Sensei." They replied.
"Ok, so I'm trusting Mitsukai has fitted in well." He said, again ignoring the whistles heard when her name is mentioned.
"Yers."
"I'm gonna guess that means yes, Mitsukai."
"Uhh, it does, sorry sensei."
"Good, Anywho, let's call role." He went on with the names and soon he was finished.
"Hmmm, two absentees, not very good class. Well, time for first period. Go on."
"Uhh, what have we got first Sakura? Mitsukai asked.
"You, Sasuke and I have biology next. Comin' Sasuke?"
"Two minutes." He replied, he had to pack up his stuff.
"We'll wait." Mitsukai said cheerfully. A bit later he came and they left for first period. Sakura liked Sasuke, everyone knew, apart from himself, but you wouldn't be able to tell with the way she acted. She acted like a friend, not a fangirl.
What was weird about it though, was the fact that Sasuke was nice around her. He acted like he had feelings, weird.
"So Sasuke, we need to finish our project this week."
"Yeah, I've got most of it done, you?"
"Same. Tomorrow at lunch can we work on it?"
"Sure."
"Project?"
"He'll let you off with it, seeing as you're new 'n' all."
"Ok." They got to class and Sasuke and Sakura sat down in their seats, which were at the back. Mitsukai, on the other hand, had no idea where to sit. She waited until the teacher came in.
"Hello class."
"Hello, Orochimaru-sensei."
"Uhh, why are you there?"
"Don't know where to sit."
"Oh," Orochimaru looked around the room, seeing there were no free seats, he said, "Go levitate at the back."
Mitsukai sweat dropped. 'And they let him be a biology teacher . . .'
"Uhh, it's kinda impossible."
"No it isn't."
"Yes, it is."
"You'll believe in a second."
"When pigs fly."
"Oh, then your lucky, I happen to have a flying pig. Be right back."
Mitsukai thought he was joking, a sort of 'new kid' joke, she had been the victim of many. Looking round the room, she saw that all the teens were serious. Sensei came back in holding a jar, it was opaque.
"Look." He opened the jar . . . and out FLEW A PIG WITH WINGS!!
"Dude, what did you do to it!?"
"It was one of my experiments, helped me win fights with my son."
'He's INSANE!'
"So, go levitate."
"What?"
"You said you'd believe when pigs fly."
"I can't." Just then, a man came in with grey hair and glasses, holding a chair.
R&R!! Or I'll eat your mother! Cough-I mean, or no new chapter, yeah . . .