Hello,you may not know us
But we could sure help you
Since you've moved to Santa Carla
Here's what you need to do:
Beware of the boardwalk
Especially at night
If you do not do this
You'll receive quite a fright
You see,Santa Carla's filled with vampires
I know this must sound crazy
If you see one,you must call us
My brother and I are not lazy
We Will slay each of them
Until there are no more
I bet you weren't expecting this
When you came in this store
So take this comic book
Don't worry,it's for free
However if we kill a vampire
There will be a minor fee