I do not own the teen titans.
Really, I wasn't going to make another one of these but I just had the idea and thought why not. This is what happens when they eat their pizza. When they've eaten all but the last slice. It's short but what the hell, read and enjoy.
"I still can't believe that guy. The nerve of him getting here on time," Beastboy moaned about the pizza man while eating a slice..
"I have to admit, he did a good job. We could do with some one like that on our team," Robin admitted as he finished his slice and went to take another slice when he noticed that everyone else was having the same idea.
All the Titans looked down at the last slice of cheese pizza before eyeing each other. Each looked from their team mates to the last slice. Beastboy was the first to make a move and leaned over to grab it before a large section of the floor below him turned black then flew up and through the ceiling taking the green teen with it. Everyone looked over to Raven who simply shrugged.
"what? I'm hungry," she said then went to grab the slice before Starfire tackled her off the chair and both girls began to fight. Robin and Cyborg looked over to see the two girls near enough tear each others clothes off.
"needs mud," Cyborg said as Robin nodded while drooling over the duelling lasses before he remember why they were fighting.
Both boys exchanged looks before darting to the pizza box before the large piece of floor that took Beastboy fell down onto the two with Beastboy on top.
"not cool dude," Beastboy said seeing stars before collapsing into a heap.
"I do not wish to harm you friend but I must insist that you allow me to have the last slice," Starfire said before she was slung back and out through a window by Raven's powers.
"not happening," Raven said then stood up and walked over to the mass of rubble where she could see a green gloved hand rummage round, searching for the pizza while it's own was covered in debris.
"nice try boy wonder," she said picking the slice up and bring the slice to her mouth before she heard a buzzing noise coming from her side.
She turned to the rubble on the floor and saw a blue glow coming from below. Her eyes widened before the rubble exploded with a blue laser and Cyborg emerged from below with Robin at the ready with his bow staff and Beastboy preparing to fight. Beastboy brought his hand out and gave Raven a small motion with his hand to tell her to bring it. Raven flew forwards but was quickly shot back by Cyborg's laser beam making her loose grip of the slice and fling it up into the air.
"gottcha!" Beastboy yelled as he turned into a cheater and darted forwards.
Robin had the same idea and quickly jumped up to catch the slice as it fell from the sky. Beastboy jumped up to and both boys slammed into each other in a painful smack. The two fell with the pizza slice not that fare behind but was quickly saved from hitting the floor by a flying Starfire, but she didn't make it fare as Cyborg grabbed it out of her hand. He gave a cheerful grin before happily taking a bite. He chewed happily before spitting it out in disgust.
"ah, what the hell is this?" he asked in disgust.
"tofu pizza!" Beastboy said happily as he stood up dazed and walked round like a drunk as his head spun.
"your kidding?" Robin said sat on the floor as he rubbed his aching head.
"great," Raven said sounding annoyed as she walked through the newly made hole that the laser that hit her created.
"mine," Beastboy said grabbing the pizza from Cyborg and hugged it only to get warm cheese sticking to the side of his hairy face.
"well, what shale we do now?" Starfire asked floating over to the team.
"well, I guess we should get to work cleaning the tower," Robin said finally standing up while Beastboy tried to get the pizza unstuck from his face in the background.
"we could, or we could order more pizza!" Cyborg said cheerfully as Beastboy pulled the pizza with all his might only to have it slap him back in the face. "I bet we can get it for free this time if we call Titans East round for a bit of help."
"lets do it!" Robin said happily and grabbed the phone.
At pizza shop
"yep, yep, yep. Okay, it'll be there soon sir," the male who answered the phone said putting the phone down and looking at the order.
"Alex, you have a order to deliver to the Titan tower," he said then looked up at his newly bruised employee.
"what?" Alex said wide eyed. "no, no way," he said waving his arms round like a madman. "no way I'm I going back there! I quit!" he said then tossed his apron and ran for the door.
"what's got him?" the male asked himself then walked over to the kitchen before something caught his eye. He looked out of the window only to see the delivery car smashed, bashed and destroyed. "what the…" he said scratching his head.