Okay, no one thus far has told Tak's side of the story, so I feel like I should. Warning- some small tidbits of self insertion, but as the whole personality of the OC, is not me... just some small bits, cause I can't stand preppy happy characters. DEATH TO THE HAPPIES!!

Please review! And thanks to dr.lovekill for the inspiration, despite the annoying typo here and there CHEERS!

Somewhere out there is a mad scientist in everyone, dr lovekill ;)

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Tak had been drifting in space for almost a year now, avoiding asteroid belts and uninhabited planets. Surely, an uninhabited planet would be a bnetter idea than staying cramped in her small half a ship. Beside her sat her dilapidated SIR unit Mimi. Zim's irritating joke of a SIR had relinquished Mimi's drive chip and she now more or less acted like her old self, only occasionally asking for a cupcake...

Suffice to say, she was slowly losing her mind! Her onboard computer had run out of interesting things to read and do and the never ending space was getting on her nerves, too.

All she had ever wanted was to be an invader! That was it! Not to be a well respected Tallest or a fighter pilot (they were easily distinguishable by their jackets and cocky walks) but a simple invader! Zim had destroyed all dreams of THAT ever happening, that was for sure, but another year of tracking him to Earth had resulted in this... this boredom. It was... boring!

She would NOT lose her mind and she would NOT let her thirst for revenge get the better of her... dimly, she remembered her brief trip to Earth. She hadn't liked the place. The food was disgusting and most of it made her sick. The gravity was annoying- she was forever feeling as if she were trying to keep from floating away. The inhabitants were absolutely repulsive and viley stupid, absolutely ignorant of everything aroud them.

But she had met one human girl, who resembled her human disguise, if only vaguely... she had run into her when a case of mistaken identity had almost ruined her self proclaimed mission and the girl's own social standing. She had been... different. Thinking outside the box. Obsessively clean. Hateful. But oddly optimistic.

She sat back and remembered her days on Earth, ignoring on purpose Zim's involvement and her mission's failings and instead remembering the things every trained invader should look for at the beginning of a mission:

life on another planet.

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Please review!!