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"So, we have to sing again?" Torn makes a face. Ashelin looks at
Torn and whispers something in his ear. Torn smiles.
"Yeah.."
"If we don't then who will?"
"Who's singing the next song?"
Ashelin looks at the screen and smirks. "We all are and.my dad?"
"Huh?"
"Great.next time I won't ask."
Later on
on stage..Daxter stands very far away from Praxis
behind the curtains Jak, Keira, Ashelin and Torn are sitting in seats
wondering why they were asked to sit back here. The curtains open that
they are sitting behind.
"Oh great."
"I broke my gun on Jak's head;
Somebody snitched on me." He tosses a gun behind him and it wacks
Jak over his head. Jak stands up, then sits down making a face.
"I hid a frog in Ashelin's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Torn's rug;" Daxter looks behind him to see
Ashelin and Torn making faces. "I didn't do that."
"I made Keira eat a bug;" Keira makes a face. "I did not eat a
bug."
"Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me."
"Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Jak and Keira are mad."
"I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad."
"I put a tack on Praxis's chair
Erol snitched on me."
"I tied a knot in Keira's hair
somebody snitched on me."
"I did a dance on Daddy's plants"
"climbed a tree and tore my pants"
"Filled the sugar bowl with ants"
"somebody snitched on me."
"So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
The whole damn world is mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad."
"I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me."
"He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me."
"Next year I'll be going straight;" Every one pauses and looks at
him strangely. "You did turn gay did you?"
"Next year I'll be good, just wait"
"I'd start now, but it's too late;"
"Somebody snitched on me."
"So you better be good whatever you do"
"'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,"
"You'll get nuttin' for Christmas."
They look around for a moment then walk off stage. Praxis makes his
disappearance quickly. Daxter, Jak, Keira, Ashelin, and Torn stopped at a
table and got something to drink.
Jak and Daxter looked at Torn.
"Why'd you sing?" Torn shrugged and Ashelin smirked.
"You did look a little happy to sing.." Torn swished the coffee in
his cup.
"Well, before.."
"..Oh.What did Ashelin say?" Daxter made a face at the though of
the possibilities.
"That's nobody's business, that's why I only told him."
..
Hm.. A little corny, but hey, it gets confusing because of all the
possibilities..oh well, hope you all liked it!