What's Up with Sesshoumaru?
Chapter 2: He has a WHAT?
Hi people out there! How are you all? Hopefully you've had enough time to recuperate from the injuries you got from laughing too hard at chapter one. This chapter's going to be another head-banging-laugh-'til-you-cry chapter. Oh – yeah, I don't own what doesn't belong to me… though I wish I owned Sesshoumaru… he's so… sexy.
"talk" = talking
(Mom) = who's talking
'think' = thought
blink = action
"What's he doing now?" (Cherie) I follow Sesshoumaru with the camera as he walks back to the box. He says something too quietly for the camera to pick up and stuffs the stuffed-dog into the box. He sits on the ground and pulls something out of the box.
"Oooo… what do we have here? gasp Is that a – a – Barbie Doll?!? Oh my God it is!! Fluffy's got a Barbie Doll! laugh I wonder where he got that from…." (Cherie) We watch as Fluffy takes the doll and a small bag over to a rock near the water. He starts playing with the doll.
"Hi Barbie…" (Fluffy)
"He's… he's gonna… laugh, cough, choke, laugh some more"(Cherie)
"Hi Seshoumaru…"(Fluffy) He poses the doll standing, with one hand up to wave hi.
"This is crazy laugh he's really playing with a Barbie doll… laugh." (Cherie)
" signing voiceYou wanna go for a ride?" (Fluffy) He looks seductively at the doll.
" hysterical laughter If only… laugh Inu Yasha…. laugh knew about…. This…" (Cherie)
"Sure Sesshoumaru…." (Fluffy) He makes the doll walk over to him.
"Babe, you can call me Fluffy." (Fluffy) He picks up the doll.
"Ok… Fluffy." (Fluffy) He wiggles the doll and the puts it down.
"This is just too… much! Oh I can't wait to show every one this tape!!! Let's observe our 'Fluffy' on his imaginary date with his 'Barbie'." (Cherie) Sesshoumaru starts to sing and makes the doll dance.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world …Life in plastic, it's fantastic." (Fluffy) He gets up and starts dancing.
"… You can brush my hair Fluffy runs his hands through his hair and the grabs a brush and brushes Barbie's hair, undress me everywhere…." (Fluffy) He takes the doll's clothes off and puts different clothes on it.
"Oooooo! He's crazy I tell you! CRAZY!" (Cherie) I go back to laughing hysterically.
"Imagination, that is your creation…." (Fluffy) He holds up the doll in her new outfit – a green and white bikini.
"Hey, I know where to send my little sisters when they want to play Barbie Dolls…" (Cherie)
"Come on Barbie, let's go party! Ah-ah-ah-yeah!" (Fluffy) He starts dancing while he sings.
"Amazing he knows how to sing now…. laugh I've never seen a demon act this way… it's soo…. Strange… I wonder what his father would think of him now?" (Cherie)
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world ….Life in plastic, it's fantastic." (Fluffy) He throws down the doll and dances some more.
"Uh-oh, a sense another act of craziness coming on. What could he be thinking?" (Cherie)
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Fluffy starts stripping Imagination, that is your creation." (Fluffy)
"OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE'S SO HOT!!!" (Cherie)
"I'm a blond little girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly." (Fluffy) He starts dancing on the rock like a stripper.
"….. drool…." (Cherie)
" dances like a guyYou're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamouring thing, kiss me here blows a kiss, dances like a girl, touch me there, hanky panky. You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"" (Fluffy)
"Um…. Wow… still trying to recover from site and laughter" (Cherie)
"uu-oooh…." (Fluffy)
"Uh-oh is right… man this would be the best black mail tape ever… To think… I could get Fluffy to do what ever I wanted him to… dreams" (Cherie)
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!" (Fluffy) He keeps dancing, switching between Barbie and Ken's roll.
"Ooo.. must resist ties ankles to low tree branch …must resist jumping out…. Must stay here…." (Cherie)
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please," (Fluffy)
" regains strength to resist Oh, you will be doing what ever I please… Unless you want me to show this to every one….evil laugh not like I'm going to show it to just one person… I'm show'n it to any one who wants to see!!!" (Cherie)
"I can act like a star starts acting it out, I can beg on my knees. Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let's go party You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"…" (Fluffy)
"Oh man… they're gonna love this!! Now they'll see the 'true' Fluffy." (Cherie)
"Come on Barbie, let's go party! I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, that is your creation." (Fluffy)
"Oh.. I'm very creative… this is going to go a long, long way…." (Cherie)
"Oh, I'm having so much fun! Well Barbie, we're just getting started. Oh, I love you Fluffy…." (Fluffy) He picks up the doll and the plastic bag and walks back over to the box.
"What? No bow? No encore? Men… Oh well I loved every minute of it… Hope you all enjoy this one… Wait there's more…" (Cherie) Camera follows Sesshoumaru over to the box. I untie my ankles while laughing quietly, well as quietly as it is possible when you just saw what I saw. Sesshoumaru stuffs the doll and the bag in the box and pulls out a magenta blankey and something small dangling on a string.
"Hm... what is our subject up to now?" (Cherie) The camera shows Sesshoumaru walking over by the river. He sits down and unfolds the blanket. He puts it down with the stringed object.
"One minute… I'll be right back…" (Fluffy) He gets up and walks into the woods, really deep.
"Hmm… lets go see what he's got here…" (Cherie) I walk out slowly at first, then I run a little bit.
"Ah-ha! picks up a binky So that's what it was! I can't believe he has a binky! A pink binky!!" (Cherie)
"And what's this for? picks up blanket Isn't is a little… girly?" (Cherie)
" Oh, what's that? picks at a spot on the blanket that looks like a little sticker of a flower….peels sticker off and rips blanket Ooops! Hehehe… he won't notice." (Cherie) I put it back down and run back to my hiding spot. Sesshoumaru comes back and notices his blanket.
" sniffle Waaaa… my blankey has a hole in it!! sniffle..." (Fluffy)
"Blankey? Did I hear him correctly? You heard that right?" (Cherie)
"Who could have done such a horrible thing!?! And to my BLANKEY!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! sniffle, picks up binky and puts it in his mouth Why? sniffle Why!?!" (Fluffy) He hugs the blanket, sits down and rocks back and forth crying.
"He actually uses it!?!" (Cherie) I laugh so hard I drop the camera, luckily you can still see Sesshoumaru as he falls asleep – rocking, crying, hugging the blanket – all with a binky in his mouth. I pick up the camera.
"And… laugh this… laugh… oooowww…. laugh this is… laugh a day in… laugh Sesshoumaru…laugh a.k.a. Fluffy's… life…" (Cherie) You hear hysterical laughter and the tape goes blank.
DA-DUM! What'd you think? Funny or what? Man that took a while; sorry for not updating sooner, but school can be a pain in the butt. Anyway, thanks for the reviews! It's great to know the world is alive out there! Ok, next chapter should be close to as funny as this as we will find out what happens later on in the night, when a blanket thief comes about.
So until then – good day! May the sun shine like apples in a desert and the moon be crispy cheese!