So some people want to know how the whole morning of Mira being thrown into the shower would be like. So before more drama comes up in the story, here's a little funny chapter for your entertainment.

-Bella-

Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, and I were sitting in the living room watching TV as Alice was upstairs doing Mira's hair. Emmett hadn't come out of the garage in a while and Edward wouldn't tell us what he did. All we knew what that it made Mira angry as hell.

"Where is that son of a biscuit eating bulldog?!" yelled Mira as she ran down the stairs in her outfit for the day. It was a pair of jeans, a green polo, and green flip flops. Her hair was straightened today and some of her side bangs were covering her eye. "Where's Emmett?" she asked in fury.

"Garage," said Edward smugly as Mira ran to the garage. He had three fingers up and let each fall with every second. 3-2-1.

"GET BACK HERE!" yelled Mira. "I'LL FUCKING TEAR YOU UP EMMETT! I MAY BE A HUMAN BUT I STILL KNOW HOW TO KICK A VAMPIRE'S ASS!" That was followed by the sound of things being thrown and Emmett cursing to high heaven. We all held back laughter. "I SAID GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Carlisle came into the room looking around for the source of yelling.

"Mira and Emmett," was all I said and he understood completely.

"Well, if there's any immediate damage, I'll be in my study. Have a nice day at school kids." He disappeared after that.

"ALICE GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE!" yelled Emmett as the sound of a crowbar was heard hitting some metal. "OW! MIRA STOP IT! I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE TIT IF I HAVE TO!"

"THEN YOU'LL FACE THE WRATH OF THE ENTIRE FAMILY!" countered Mira. She laughed an evil laugh that made us all bust out laughing.

"PUT THE GOLF CLUB DOWN! DOWN I SAY!" yelled Emmett.

"THEN PUT THAT PIECE OF LUMBER DOWN!"

Soon enough, Emmett came running into the house with nothing in his hands. He looked scared as Mira ran after him with a golf club in hand. Alice followed with a camera and was giggling the whole way. Emmett ran up the stairs and Mira hopped into Jasper's back. "Onward!" she commanded as Jasper ran up the stairs in a flash.

"OW! STOP! JASPER DON'T HELP HER!"

I fell to the floor laughing as well as Rosalie. This was by far the funniest thing I've ever heard. Emmett, a huge vampire, getting beaten by a fifteen year old girl. That was hilarious.

Esme came into the room now with a spatula in hand. "Stop this fighting this instant!" she exclaimed and the whole house quieted. "Now come down here right now!" I stopped laughing along with the rest of us that were still in the living room. One by one Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Mira, with her club in hand, walked down the stairs. "Care to explain what this was all about."

"Emmett threw me into a cold shower." said Mira with an innocent look on her face. I pressed my lips together to stop laughing.

"You threw paint at me!"

"Only because you threw the lawnmower at me! I'm lucky to be alive." She held her golf club in a threatening gesture.

"Mirabella," warned Esme. "Emmett, you shouldn't have thrown your little sister into a cold shower after the night she's had. Now apologize."

"Sorry Mira," sighed Emmett.

"Mira apologize for hitting your brother over the head with a golf club."

"Sorry Emmett," she said quietly.

"Alice," said my mother with a smile. "Let me see that tape. I just want to see how the fight played out."

-Edward-

I got transferred to junior English so that I could keep an eye on Mira and Emmett. I was already in junior English but I got the teacher change. Yeah, I was supposed to be in sophomore, but me and Mira were smarter than the rest of our family, beside Carlisle.

I handed the pass to Ms. Donner and took an empty seat next to Emmett. He was spacing out as Ms. Donner continued her lecture on adjectives. It was simple logic, but this generation couldn't figure that out.

"Mr. Cullen," said Ms. Donner.

"Which one?" I asked.

"Emmett," she corrected. Emmett looked at the teacher. "Give me a sentence using an adjective, but use your sister, Mira, in the sentence however your like. She doesn't even have to be the noun you're describing." Oh god this was going to be good.

"You hate me don't you," said Mira.

"No, I just love sibling rivalry. And you and Emmett are the best siblings to watching a rivalry with. Now Emmett, back to the sentence."

Emmett thought for a second, ignoring Mira's glare. "It's rather funny when my cute little sister, Mira, whispers Jason's name in her sleep."

He did not! Mira's mouth dropped and her eyes widened. Everyone in the classroom erupted in laughter, including me. He got her good and the funny thing was that Jason's best friends were in this class.

"What are the adjectives Emmett?" asked the teacher through laughter.

"Rather to funny, cute and little to sister."

"Alright, Mira same thing."

Mira smiled with a glare as the class quieted. "It's funny how whenever my dear big brother, Emmett, turns on the vacuum and moans Rosalie's name from within his dirty bathroom when he thinks no one is home."

Holy shit how did she know? he thought.

I put my head in my hands, laughing really hard along with my classmates.

"And…what are the adjectives?"

"Dear and big to brother, and dirty to bathroom."

Oh dear, it was on.

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