CPov Cause I'm cool like that and I can can can can you do the can can (random moment sorry couldn't resist)

"So is anyone going to tell me where Bella is?" I looked at them all. I have been looking in circles all day.

"Stop that or you'll become dizzy." Jasper laughed. He seemed so comfortable, from what I read in the book he was you know like, uneasy around people. I made me uncomfortable.

"Are you not comfortable with us? It seemed like you were." Duh, he could sense it. Mental slap for that.

"No I'm fine with you guys, it's just you." His face dropped some.

"Reasonable. From what you read in the series I presume. Are you afraid I'll lose control?" He tilted his head to the side, it seemed everyone was waiting for my answer. I couldn't help but laugh first. "You said lose control. Ha. But no. It's just that you seem so comfortable with my presence. Why is that?"

"Edward thinks you smell like citrus." I laughed. "I never liked citrus in my previous life."

"Psh that's a lame excuse."

"You want the truth?"

"No I want a million dollars but the truth works too."

"After the incident in New Moon which you read I worked harder on myself control. It doesn't mean I'm still over the smell of blood," I stepped back and fell over Edward who caught me and sat me in his lap.

"It's just that I'm better at it I guess." He stared at me pleading that I understood. "You know I have a theory for that."

"For what?"

"For why you lost control and attacked Bella. Who by the way I did not forget about and will demand answers later." I glared at Edward who smiled at me. "Let me go please Bella would be mad that I'm in your lap. Ha I'm in your lap." I started cracking up again.

"It doesn't matter right now. You seemed alright with it before though." He winked.

"Oh yeah I'm really going to complain. I'm sitting in a hot guys lap, that gets me annoyed. Unless your going to rape me. Don't rape me, I'd appreciate that."

"Your theory?" Jasper looked annoyed but smiled.

"Oh yeah. Anyways at the party when Bella got the paper cut it wasn't your fault you attacked." He snorted.

"Anyways look at it. One, you have what five other vampires who crave blood too and one of them is affected by the smell more than the others and your an empath. You do the math. Plus, you were still new to the 'vegetarian' diet. So it's not your fault. In fact I blame Edward."

"What?!" Ha Edward was enraged. "Why me?"

"I blame everything in New Moon on you."

"Why?"

"You left Bella. And that was the most depressing book I have ever read. Plus you come back, what's the first thing you do? Propose. Psh of course she's going to think it's a joke. You left her for like a year almost. You my friend, are insane. But I love you anyway, even if it is your fault." I added the last one under my breath.

"Heard that."

"Meant for you to."

"I meant that I heard that you love me."

"So do thousands of other obsessed fan girls. What's your point?"

"Your just mad."

"About what?"

"That you don't know where Bella is."

"Oh yes let me tell you. I am blinded by pure fury at the fact that for some reason, that you will tell me later, you are here for heaven's knows what and because Bella is not here I am sitting on your lap. Anger is rolling off of me in waves. Isn't it, Jasper."

"Don't drag me into this." He put up his hands in a 'I surrender'.

"So is this meeting over or what?" Alice asked.

"Been. Now let me go your fogging up my bubble."

"Your bubble." The smile flickered on his lips.

"Why yes my bubble, my personal space."

"I want a bubble." Figures Emmett.

"Emmett that would make you a bubble boy."

"Then you would be a bubble girl."

"Yes." I punched the air in victory.

"Anyways who wants to go shopping." Alice asked in an excited voice.

"Do I even have a choice?" I asked in a sarcastic excited voice.

"Of course not."

"Yay." We did the happy dance again after Edward let me go.

"I love her she's so much fun." Alice cheered talking to Edward.

"I love you too your Alice."

"Yay."

"Hozah!"

"Hozah?"

"Yes."

"Ok then. Hozah!"

"Hozah." Alice linked her arm in mine. "To the bat mobile." Alice stared at me.

"Oh I get it." She laughed.

"I don't. Oh wait. Ha." Emmett barked.

"You're so slow."

"Oh yeah want to race?"

"Yeah, just as much as I want my kidney removed."

EPov:

I watched Alice and Charlie dance about going shopping. I shook my head. What kind of monster have I created. "I like her a lot better than the last one." I looked up at who had penetrated my thoughts. 'Why?' I mouthed. "I don't know I just do." They looked confused and then turned back to look at the two and couldn't help but smile just a bit. Rosalie's approval? Interesting.

I'm not feeling so good so I'm sorry this one is short and random. Sickness hallucinations. At least you know what the next one will be about when I type it. Yes shopping. Muhahahaha.