First off it does hurt when you get a review saying someone didn't like your story. But when it's only one out of like ten I think I can survive. So a big thanks to all the reviewers who do like my story. And if you didn't like this one go check out my other story that one is ExB. So stop complaining I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find an ExB story somewhere. If that doesn't work right your own. Then you can't complain about the out come. YAY! XD.

I feel I should put a random disclaimer so I will do just that: I am NOT Stephenie Meyer, neither am I the BATMAN or the nautical nonsense that is something you wish and I do not live in a pineapple under the sea so I'm not Sponge Bob SQUARE PANTS. And Contrary to popular belief I am not John jacob jingle heimer smith and if I were Santa Clause I'd give myself Edward Cullen. XD But I'm not any of those things so I am depressed.

I hope you enjoyed my brief period of insanity I know I did on with the story.

Ok this one is important I made all the talking bold so hopefully that might help you when you read if not just pm and tell me kk thanks. :)

CPov

We got to their place ridiculously fast. Fantabulatastic. Stupid vampires and their stupid speeding. All I had to do now was to avoid Edward, find Jasper's copy of Breaking Dawn and find a hiding spot from five super human vampires long enough to find my answers. Might as well surrender now. The rest of them piled out of the car. Alice unbuckled us and slid out the door holding it open for me while I just sat there stubbornly with my arms folded. "Do you want to get out?" She asked in her light soprano voice. "Yes. No. Maybe. Does it matter?" I couldn't think straight so I settled for confusing and continued to stare out the front window. Edward turned back to the car and stared at me. He too was confused. Then he sighed and started heading back toward the car at a slow pace. "I'm out." I darted out of the seat before he could come back. "Ok." Alice closed the door not sensing my discomfort. I darted up the stairs and reached for the door. Drat. So close. A pair of arms grabbed me up around the waist. "Where are you in a rush to?" A velvet voice rang in my ear. "Who me? No where. I'm going no where. Nope. Nada. Zilch. Let me go. Please." My rambling frightened me. Plan failed. "Want me to show you my room?" God his voice sounded good. Like he was trying to seduce me. Eep. Need a way out. Now! "Eep."

"Huh?" Ha I caught him off guard. Alice was now skipping up the steps and onto the front porch. "Alice help. Save me!" I tried to grab her, she only giggled and continued inside. "Thanks. You're officially not my favorite." I yelled inside only to be replied to.

"I thought I already was."

"Yeah well now it's official." I muttered. Edward tried getting my attention back on him.

"Do you want to go to my room?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because because."

"That's not an answer."

"That wasn't a question." I just noticed we were moving. When did we start moving? When did we start moving?! I tried struggling. He held tighter.

"No way. We had a deal."

"Yes well I lied." We moved to the stairs. Rose was coming down as Edward was going up. "Rose help please." She paused and glared at us, me, us. Then she sighed. "Edward put the girl down your scaring her." He let me go, unwillingly. I quickly hid behind her. "Thank you." I muttered. She patted my shoulder. I don't know what Bella did to piss her off but Rose was nice.

"Rose you're interfering."

"Edward why don't you slow down a bit. This isn't Bella. This is Charlie. Get to know her. Just start out talking why don't you. One step at a time."

"I don't know what you're talking about, Rose."

"Edward I see where your going with this. You are trying to continue your old relationship with a new person. It's not going to work. You need to start from the beginning." He folded his arms and looked away. Stubborn as always I couldn't stifle my giggle. He glared at me from the corner of his eye.

"I see your being stubborn. Maybe I'll keep her with me until you come to your senses." She looked down towards me. "Charlie, why don't we see if we can't find you something to eat and you can hang out with the rest of us in the living room till Edward's in his right mind." She offered me her hand and seeming kind of childish I took it. "'Kay." I followed her downstairs while taking a fleeting look at Edward. He was torn, I could tell. His lips were parted like he was going to say something but then closed them deciding not to. He turned and walked the rest of the stairs to his room. Ok so he didn't walk I blinked and he was gone.

"Hey, Rose?" I put down Jasper's copy of Breaking Dawn after finally founding what I needed. Turns out Bella had left Edward for Jacob. And on their wedding day, harsh. The story continued in Bella's narrative not saying anything more of the Cullen's. I officially did hate Bella now. "Hm?" She didn't look up from her fashion magazine. Alice paused from painting my toe nails a color she insisted although I didn't like pink.

"I have a question."

"Ok. And that is?"

"I don't know how to phrase it."

"She wants to know why that you seem to like her more than you did Bella."

"Thanks Alice." The scowl was clear in my voice. She just shrugged and continued painting. "It's along those lines but in the series you never really seemed that social able and in real life your actually kind of friendly. Why is that?"

"The series was in Bella's point of view right?"

"Right."

"And I never really liked Bella, right?"

"Right." "Right." "Right." "Right."

"Thanks guys. Anyways the only time you would ever see me was when Bella was around right?"

"Right."

"So do the math."

"Oh I get it. Because you didn't like Bella and you were only seen when she was around that's the reason you've depicted as grouchy?"

"Yeah sort of. I'm not really that much of a bitch in real life."

"Hmf." Jasper snorted from where he was sitting with Emmett playing a game.

"Shut it Jazz."

"I agree with you on some things Rose. Bella was never my favorite character but with out her we never would have met you guys. So I appreciate her on one thing."

"Best thing you wish you never had."

"Exactly. I think."

"Well I'll tell you one reason I like you better than Bella. You're only fifth teen which means you have time and you look like your prepared to hold on to that. When Edward met Bella she was seventeen and ready to throw it all away. If she had done that she wouldn't have found out that she liked Jacob more. She would have been stuck like the rest of us. You, you think things through your not ready to make a jump that might totally destroy your life. You look at all sides of a puzzle, the pros and the cons. You seem like you're prepared to work things out."

"Um. I think that makes sense."

"Ok then."

"Thanks? I think."

"No problem." Alice went on with painting my other foot. I think this was part one of my makeover. Yeah part one of like 20?! And why she was doing it at a human pace I would never know.

"Yeah pink's not your color. I really don't know what I was thinking." She shook her head and started removing the disgusting color at a normal pace. Well normal for her. I relaxed a bit even if I was still uneasy.

"Alice?" She finally gave up on my toes and I laid down on my back. "Yeah." Her voice came from beside me.

"I'm bored."

"Me too. What do you want to do?"

"Play a game?"

What game?"

"I don't know."

"Want to make up a game?"

"Yup." She dashed out of the room and was back later with a notebook, flashcards and pretty markers. I sat there for a minute thinking. "Got it..." "Yeah, yeah already righting it down." She waved her hand in a bored gesture while her pen dashed across the pages. "Now that we know you know it, stupid psychic. Mind telling me what it is since apparently it was my idea." She glared at me. "Just asking." "Fine hang on." She finished with a huge flourish.

"Would you like to take a bow, Alice?"

"Hardy har."

"So?"

"So?"

"So so?"

"So so so?"

"So so so so?"

"So so so so so..."

"Don't start please."

"Sorry Rose. Anyways Alice? The game?"

"Oh yeah." She picked up a marker and several index cards. "Ok everyone who's playing takes a handful of cards and fills out the answer to the questions. All the questions are teh same no one will have different questions. You answer your favorite to each one like if it said Color." She held up a card that she had just written on. "You put down your favorite color. Once all of those are filled up we put them in the right categories shuffle and distribute each pile so everyone has one of each. They'll be different peoples answers. You have to collect all the categories for one person and it can't be yourself. So taking one turn at a time you trade categories with people to solve your own person." "How do you know who's is who's?" "You ask and if you get it right you can ask another question if you get it wrong you have to trade a card of their choosing. Get it?" I stared at her. "Um... I think. How many topics are there?" She looked down at her cards. "There's; Movie, color, song, band, hobby, book, subject, sport, TV show, actor, video game, author, and fictional character."

"Had to add the last one in there didn't you?"

"Yup." I rolled my eyes. "So altogether there are thirteen or so categories right?"

"Pretty much."

"Who's playing?" I stared at Rose. Take the hint take the hint. "You, me, Emmett, Jasper, Rose?" Rose peered over her magazine. "Fine." "Wait a minute I have to play?" Jasper stared at Alice while Emmett behind him started clapping his hands. "Yes I love games." "Yes Jasper if you love me you have to play." Alice glared at him. "If you know what's best for you do not answer and just play." I whispered which earned me a glare from the she devil. Hehehe. "I'm just playing." "Yeah well stop." She stuck her tongue at me. "Fine. Now let's just play."

We sat in a circle everyone's cards filled out. Alice had them separated in their different piles about to distribute. "Can I play?" I looked up idiotically because there was only one other person who wasn't in the circle. "Sure." I whispered and scooted closer to Rose to make room. He sat down silently and looked at me smiling apologetically. "Sorry." "No problem." "Rose." She looked at him. "You were right and I was being stupid. I'm back to myself now. Thanks for you help."

"Any time. I always have spare time in my busy schedule to criticize." She smiled. "Shush people. It's time to play." She pulled out another set of filled out cards. Of course she saw him joining in and went ahead with filling out his answers. Same old Alice. And finally same old Edward.

"Let the games begin." And Alice dealt out the cards.

Thank Carlisle Edward is back to normal I was afraid of being raped. I mean Charlie of being raped. But I is Charlie and Charlie is me. Confusing.

Which brings me to write a random poem

Who are you?

I am you

But I am me so you can't be me

But I'm not me I'm you

I'm me and your you

Exactly

Here's another Just because if you have heard it before tell me

One bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Face to face they stood back to back

Pulled out swords and shot each other

If you don't believe this lie is true

Ask the blind man he saw it to

Officially Insane

FictionalFanGirl

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