Chapter 2
Email Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: ha!
A week? Me and Chris! You guys are just jealous!
Ok, my news! You're going to love my new scoop of gossip!
Get this, there's going to be a new girl at Hartfield this term!
And she's from….FRANCE!
Apparently, she's really pretty and she can speak seven different
languages!
Well, anyway, her parents' own this huge shipping company in France,
So she's going to be boarding. But, you know, her name's not very Frenchy or
very glam. Harriet Smith. Kind of normal.
Well, glad we're back to buddies: p! See you tomorrow!
Luv Taylor
P.S: Tell Dave if he's there (since he practically lives there) that Chris wants him online
About something!
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Taylor Lee
Subject: New girl
I'm not even affected by that piece of news. Ok. I am.
From France and speaks seven languages!?
SHIPPING COMPANY?!
She must be some heiress like Paris Hilton! Harriet Smith.
That is really plain and sounds a bit……normal. Shouldn't it be something like
Monique St. Pierre or….Emilie?
Harriet Smith just sounds outback.
Hmm, well, we'll see. I don't think I'm going to like her very much.
Not at all.
You're right. It's like Dave lives at our house instead of just right next door. He's always here.
Just because my sister is dating his brother doesn't mean he's entitled to LIVE at our house.
Luv Em
P.s: Get Chris to tell him himself! What am I? A messenger?!...ok….I'll tell him.
P.PS: He said he's on in ten minutes. And tell Chris that's ten bucks!
Message from Chris Weston to Dave Knightley
Subject: Help me.
Emma has issues. She sent me this really scary email. Tell her to stop it.
Message sent from Emma Woodhouse to Chris Weston
'Chris, I'll just like you to know that however much I like you, if you ever come between our (me and Taylor's) shopping trips ever again…..I'll break both of your legs, so that you can't play footie anymore. Ok?
So, I'll work out a timetable that you can work around! Now, you go have fun on your date together!
Lots of love,
From Em :)
You see what I mean? Who does that?! It's like cyber-bullying. Get her to stop. She's psycho.
She's like the PMS queen!
I'm over at Taylor's and I just read this email Emma sent over to her. Something about a new chick
going to Hartfield.
I think Em's got competition. French. Shipping company heiress. Will Keep Em on her toes.
Haha. It's going to be a good year.
Weston
Message from Dave Knightley to Chris Weston
Subject: Help me? You have issues too, Weston!
Why don't you just tell her yourself? No big deal. Bet Emma was just joking.
It's probably jut curiosity with the new girl. Her little brain's probably trying to
search for a single victim to pair the new girl up with. Poor bugger.
But, yeah, that email she sent you was quite threatening.
PMS? No. You have not seen Emma Woodhouse with PMS. Trust me, you don't want to.
So stop getting all squirmy, it's not a good look. Don't play cute with me, it's disturbing.
Go find Taylor.
Knightley.
Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: About the email.
Emma, did you send an email to Chris?
A very threatening one?
About…hmm….I don't know…..SHOPPING TRIPS!
What are you, Emma? Nuts?!
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Taylor Lee
Subject: Email?
Oh….that one. Perfectly harmless! What's the big deal?
Ok, so maybe I shouldn't have done that….but what?
Have I hurt poor teeny weeny Chris's little feelings?
Ok, fine, sorry. I guess I was a little bit over reactive.
Message from Chris Weston to Dave Knightley
Subject: Yeah, like I'm suicidal!
' Tell her yourself?' That's a really good idea, Dave! And while I'm at it
I'll go scuba-diving in my toilet!
I'm not playing cute with you! That's disgusting!
Don't ever say that again.
Another thing, football practice tomorrow? Got new recruit?
Since Armstrong broke his arm?
Weston
Message from Dave Knightley to Chris Weston
Subject: WHAT?! Armstrong's not on the team?!
Thanks for telling me now! What the hell. Shit. What are we going to do???
Message from Chris Weston to Dave Knightley
Subject: Re
What? You didn't ask me. I thought you knew. No worries, man, you'll find somebody!
(that's why I didn't want to be captain)
Anyway, would love to stay and chat with you, Davey! But got meself a hot date: p
See ya, man
Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
Yes, you did hurt Chris's feelings! He' crying in a corner right this minute!
Sorry gotta go! We're going to the movies! Oh my god, I just looked over his shoulders and
he was emailing Dave, and he said ' love to stay and chat with you, Davey! But got meself a hot date'
Did you get that, Em! He said I was hot! Ok, ok, I've really got to go! Bye, luv ya!
Taylor xox
Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: You sad obsessive kid.
Uh..right, whatever. And he has bad grammar too! Tell him it's 'myself' not 'meself'.
You really are obsessed! Have fun, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Maybe when he said hot date, he meant the movie you guys are watching. Like maybe it's an Angelina
Jolie one!
And you know how guys drool over those. Yuck. I swear, those lips of hers are totally plastic. You can so tell.
Just have fun!
luv Em.
P.S: Chris's talking to Dave? What else did he say? Anything about me? Hmmm…better not be.
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: Were you two talking about me?
So were you? What about me? Just curious.
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
Not the whole world revolves around you, Emma. Yeah, right, just curious.
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: Re:
I never said that. You did. What? I am just curious!
Fine, what were you guys talking about then?
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
What's that I hear about you sending a certain email to Chris?
Hmm, Emma?
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: none
Oh, please! Don't you start! It was hardly threatening, if that's what you're
talking about!
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: hardly threatening?
Right. If you say so. Breaking legs. Sure, whatever.
Well, you and Taylor back to bosom pals now, Em?
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: none
We were always bosom pals, Dave!
P.S: I wish you wouldn't use the word 'bosom', Dave. It sounds wrong when you say it.
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: You have a sick mind. Bosom.
Ohhh right. Except for that little conflict you had before!
You know, the one about taking friends away?
Yeah, I know about that. Chris told me.
Emma, I just have two things to say.
Stop messing up other people's lives.
You can READ this when I SEND it over.