Lmao I'm insane I know. Guess what. This chapter is ten pages long :D be happy.
SEX GOD whooo. lmao that was my favorite part of writing this chapter.
CPov cause I don't have anything else thats intersting in other pov
I looked over at the clock. It was twelve am. Leel came home and crashed. I was sitting at the kitchen table in my pajamas I couldn't sleep. Edward kept blocking my thoughts. Jeez I close my eyes and he was there. Oh my Carlisle one kiss and I was all over a fictional boy. I pity my self I should have more self control. What happened to the old girl the one willing to protect her virginity and promised herself she wouldn't tell any man she loved him till her wedding day. Jeez one freaking fantastic kiss oh my god it was so good. Mental slap concentrate. One kiss that wasn't half bad... that's better... and I wanted to screw over my religion. Jeez. "God almighty forgive me." I would not let any guy do this to me even he was the gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Freaking Cullen. I need girl advice. I pulled my laptop across the table and logged onto aim.
fctnlvampire1901: alice
xxshpprgrl4evxx: charlie do u have ne clue what time it is?
fctnlvampire1901: yea cause u were asleep
xxshpprgrl4evxx: that might b but u should
xxshpprgrl4evxx: thinking about my bro no doubt suggestive eyebrow wiggle
fctnlvampire1901: yes and thats the problem al
xxshpprgrl4evxx: oh i have a nick?
xxshpprgrl4evxx: and its a problem thinking about my bro? i c what u mean hehe
fctnlvampire1901: no al i just need to have a grl chat if u dont mind i need help or i might go insane
19brnzeboy01 has logged on
19brnzeboy01: theres a problem with charlie?
19brnzeboy01: whats wrong?
19brnzeboy01: do u need me
fctnlvampire1901: edward sign off
19brnzeboy01: what y
fctnlvampire1901: ne other time i'd be happy to chat but i need u off now
19brnzeboy01 has logged off
xxshpprgrl4evxx: hes freaking out now just so u no
fctnlvampire1901: care less alice
fctnlvampire1901: need help
fctnlvampire1901: now!!
xxshpprgrl4evxx: fine let me get rose on
fctnlvampire1901: fine i just need girl talk before i go insane
xxshpprgrl4evxx: ok talk
fctnlvampire1901: ok so u kno that edward kissed me in the kitchen
mostbeautifulrose has logged on
fctnlvampire1901: and after that one kiss he comes online and hes acting like a freaking sex god
fctnlvampire1901: gahhhhhh!
mostbeautifulrose: edwards a sex god what?
mostbeautifulrose: i didnt need to kno that
mostbeautifulrose: i thought it was one kiss
xxshpprgrl4evxx: nice timing rose
mostbeautifulrose: y is ed freaking out
xxshpprgrl4evxx: he thinks c is in trouble
mostbeautifulrose: is any one going to tell him shes not
xxshpprgrl4evxx: no i like watching him freak
xxshpprgrl4evxx: o and c is freaking out
mostbeautifulrose: so y am i hear
xxshpprgrl4evxx: she needs girl talk
mostbeautifulrose: ah
fctnlvampire1901: neways i cant sleep cause i keep thinking about him
fctnlvampire1901: hes driving me insane hes so freaking over confident gah!
fctnlvampire1901: i just thought about losing my virginity not only five minutes ago
fctnlvampire1901: for the past fifth teen years i've been dedicated to protecting it
fctnlvampire1901: ahhhhhh
fctnlvampire1901: he was never this edward he was prude
fctnlvampire1901: what happened to mr prude? and his virtue
fctnlvampire1901: its driving me insane
mostbeautifulrose: thats more or less then i really cared to kno :(
xxshpprgrl4evxx: hehe edward is prude
xxshpprgrl4evxx: but wats the problem then?
fctnlvampire1901: to be honest i forgot what i was ranting about
fctnlvampire1901: o i remeber
fctnlvampire1901: i'm afraid of being RAPED!! :O
xxshpprgrl4evxx: he prude ur not going to get raped
mostbeautifulrose: and its not rape if u enjoyed it
xxshpprgrl4evxx: o i think i see where ur going with this maybe
fctnlvampire1901: oh crap!
xxshpprgrl4evxx: wat?
fctnlvampire1901: he just came through my window STALKER!
fctnlvampire1901: keep the computer away from ed
mostbeautifulrose: at we least we know his protective side is in tact even if his virtue is not :)
xxshpprgrl4evxx: whooo! sex god in the house :D
xxshpprgrl4evxx: o wait thats a bad thing cause of rape bad right?
fctnlvampire1901: eep heading my way gotta go bye.
I slammed the lid of my laptop. Crud it won't turn off that way. Jeez. "Charlie you okay I thought something bad happened."
"Yeah all fine and dandy. Why do you ask?" Yeah he's not buying it. Stupid voice thanks for failing me. He's coming closer. Self control, self control. God I see why Bella had it so bad.
"Want to talk about it?"
"Nope I'm good. Leel's here maybe you should go. I'll see you tomorrow bye." "Not leaving if something's up. Why are you protecting your laptop?"
Dang he noticed that.
"No reason." He pulled the other chair over and sat down. Dang same chair, same chair.
"You seem really tense." Gosh why does he have to pull me onto his lap. And does he have to be so observant. Does he have an obsession with girls on his lap? "Do you have an obsession with me on your lap?" Crap word vomit.
"No but now that you mention it. Why do you? Do you enjoy sitting on my lap?" His voice in my ear oh my Carlisle.
"No you perv." Oh slight where'd my lap top go? No, no, no!
"No." The word was inaudible from my own mouth.
"Sex God? I wouldn't go that far I've never been that far." He chuckled.
"What about you?"
"Edward if you read the whole thing you would see I haven't either."
"Ah I see."
"Great now that we are on the same page can you leave?"
"Why?" He scanned the page again.
"You're really afraid of me raping you? I'd never do that. Because I seem over confident. I see where Sex God comes in. Hm." He stared at me probing me. Haha probing. Oh wait that's bad. He pushed a strand of hair behind my ears. "We really need to get to know each other better. I don't want you thinking that about me." He pulled me closer to his chest where I laid my head and tried to breathe normally.
"Tell you what. Tomorrow just you and me I'll take you somewhere special. It'll be a date."
"Fine." My breathing evened out and my eyelids got heavy. I don't remember anything after that.
I woke up back in my bed in the morning Leel had gone out again. Great. I shuffled around the room in my pajamas for my laptop. There it is. I sat back down on the bed getting comfy and logged on to aim.
xxshpprgrl4evxx: jeez r u always on this thing :P
fctnlvampire1901: yes its the only way i can keep in contact with my old friends
fctnlvampire1901: its not my fault that vampires have to im me all the time too :P
xxshpprgrl4evxx: so i heard u had fun last night ;)
fctnlvampire1901: let me tell u al sleeping is awesome yea loads of fun
xxshpprgrl4evxx: no i ment something else
fctnlvampire1901: well thats what i did i slept
xxshpprgrl4evxx: i thought edward came over
fctnlvampire1901: if he did i dont remember
19brnzeboy01 has logged on
19brnzeboy01: morning :D
19brnzeboy01: shouldnt u be like sleeping or getting ready for something
fctnlvampire1901: i didnt kno i had nething planned today /
19brnzeboy01: what? we talked about it last night :'(
19brnzeboy01: i was taking u out today
xxshpprgrl4evxx: aw :3 ur taking her out thats so sweet :3
xxshpprgrl4evxx: i just saw it it will be perfect :3
xxshpprgrl4evxx: charlie u need a makeover i'll be right over
xxshpprgrl4evxx has logged off
fctnlvampire1901: nice going eddy boy now i have to go find a decent hiding place
fctnlvapire1901: i'll hide under my covers and pretend to be asleep perfect :D
fctlvampire1901: or i'll hide under my covers and really be asleep :D even better
fctnlvampire1901: i think i'll do the second one
fctnlvampire1901: nighty night eddyboy :D
fctnlvampire1901 has logged off
19brnzeboy01: eddy boy?
19brnzeboy01: what the... Oo
19brnzeboy01: i'm all alone no one here besides me
19brnzeboy01: my troubles are all gone no one here besides me
19brnzeboy01: oh well got to get ready i guess /
19brnzeboy01: sex god out hehehe :)
CPOV WHOOO
"Rise and shine Barbie."
"Alice?"
"Yup. The one and only."
"Ah." "Go away."
Instead of respecting my command the pixie like demon came to rest on my... LEGS.!?
"Geroff." She stared at me. "The early bird gets the worm." Her laugh was like chimes.
"Alice I've always wanted one of your makeovers. But right now I'd like sleep."
"Fine." She huffed folding her arms over her chest and pouting. "Edward's coming over soon to take you on your first date. Don't you want to look marvelous? Strut your stuff for eddy poo? Claim your new man and keep him?" I glared at her. "Fine I'm up." I threw off the blanket and headed towards the bathroom. "As long as you never say eddy poo again. It's creepy."
"Eddypoo."
"I heard that." Alice waltzed in with a really heavy bag and set it on the counter.
"Have a seat and Alice will have you looking perfect soon enough."
"Oh thanks so I'm ugly."
"No and you know that. But I bet you think you are and no offense but there is room for improvement. You have a lot of blackheads in your nose."
"I know thanks for reminding me. I'm saving my money for laser removal."
"I can do that." I glared at her. "That sounds really gross." She started searching in her bag and pulled out something plugging it in. "Holy hell, Alice. Is that a laser?" (it does sound gross and I really do want to get a lot of stuff laser removed. And the idea popped in my head and I thought it was kind of funny. Alice would do anything to make someone beautiful in my book. Um you have to be best friends in order to do that or have a friend who's obsessive.)
Ok laser surgery by a vampire. Not that fun, but it got a lot of stuff removed. I amazed Alice isn't scared makes me think. Actually I amazed I'm not scared. Attacked by a small vampire with a laser and other beauty products.
One hour and some scary moments later
"Tada." Alice spun me around to face the mirror. I hate mirrors reminds me I'm ugly. The first thing I did was check if there was someone behind me. The second is do a double take. "No way." I reached out to the mirror me. I was actually kind of pretty for once.
"Laser's are fun." Alice giggled.
"Never again with the laser."
"But the hair will grow back.
"Never again."
"Fine. Let's get dressed."
Half an hour and much arguing that it woke Leel up later
"You look nice," Leel yawned standing in a tank and flannel pajama bottoms. She smiled shyly at Alice. "Big date?"
"Yup." Alice and I said in unison.
"Um, Alice, Leel. Leel, Alice."
"Pleasure." Leel stuck out her hand shaking Alice's cool one and that's where it hit me. Thank god Leel was to tired and oblivious to notice the name and the temperature.
"You do look nice." Alice smiled, pleased with her work. I looked down at the red sequin tank she had on me. Matched with a pair of my black pants and these black shoes that were like heels but safer.
"You know they have like fashion classes at the school."
"Yeah I know." Her smile gleamed. I stepped in front of the mirror. I didn't add anything up.
"I'd guess I'd look fine if I wasn't so fat."
"You're not fat." Alice moaned.
"Am to."
"You're not fat." Leel called from the kitchen.
"I am to fat."
"Are not."
"Are to." Leel walked back into the room. She glared at me and then I didn't even see it coming. She hit me.
"Ow."
"Are not." She walked back out. Alice couldn't help but laugh at my reaction. The doorbell rang. "Got it." Leel's voice was moving away.
"Good luck. Have fun. Don't die." Alice smiled placing a hair back in place.
"Wh-what?"
"Char, very hot guy for you."
"Don't get raped." Alice added with a laugh. I walked around the room and to the door as Leel walked back into the kitchen. He stood in the door and just smiled. It widened as I came into sight.
"Wow. You look wow." He flashed a crooked grin.
"You look pretty wow yourself."
"Ready to go then?"
"As I'll ever be." I stepped outside and he closed the door behind me. And I swear I heard Alice giggle again.
I have fun writing these cause I'm insane. I think Edward's a little OOC I'll try to fix it. Oh and there's still time to vote on the poll. So far there are people who want me to die. Thanks so much. :P