Yay! 'Tis the second chapter of this magnificent story!! xD Hope you enjoy!

Oh yeah, guest appearances in this chappie! WOOO!

They are Sarah, Sam, and Tim. They were the first three members of Club Kill Sasuke, besides myself and my sister. Their gaiaonline usernames are Genki-Girl, Teki-Teki, and kabakazes. (The club is on gaia, that's why I'm telling you this.)

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto, FOO!

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"Okay, so we all know the plan, right?" Kelly spoke. Kelly and Lisa were in their room again, only the rectangular table had magically been replaced by a round one. The round table had 5 chairs around it, making room for three of their friends.

"Yep!" One girl said enthusiastically. She had long-ish blonde curly hair that fell down to above her waist. She also had glasses. Her name was Sarah.

"Uh-huh!" The girl sitting next to Sarah spoke. She had light brownish – strawberry blonde-ish hair that went down to the middle of her neck. She was Sarah's sister, Samantha, AKA Sam.

"Of course," the only male in the room said. He had spiky blue hair and black eyes, and despite his words, he had a sort of confused look on his face. His name was Tim.

Kelly and Lisa nodded, understanding that everyone knew what was to happen. (mostly)

"Alright! Club Kill Sasuke, dismissed!" Lisa shouted. Sarah, Sam, and Tim stood up and left the room to go to their "positions".

"How come we didn't invite the whole club to help?" Lisa asked Kelly after the others had left.

"Because, that's way too many people! Our room isn't that big, you know." Kelly answered.

"Oh, okay." Lisa said. "Well, we better go to our places now, or we'll mess up the whole plan." Kelly nodded in agreement and they bounced off to their positions.

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"Oro-kun, pass the beach ball this way!"

"Now way, Sasuke-kun! You'll have to come and get it!"

Kelly and Lisa had just arrived at the pool. There they saw Sasuke, Orochimaru, and Kabuto swimming together and playing with a beach ball. It was all very childlike.

They looked around more and saw Sarah stationed in a tanning chair pretending to read a magazine. They also saw Tim swimming laps in the pool within hearing distance of the "desired prey". Sam was sitting in the Jacuzzi being burned to a crisp, but enjoying it.

"Okay, the mission has begun. Let's get in the water," Kelly said. Lisa nodded and they jumped into the pool, causing a huge splash that happened to hit Kabuto full-on.

Since all the members of Club Kill Sasuke could read minds, they could hear the pitiful complaining of Kabuto.

Dang it! I got water in m eyes! I shouldn't have even come here. I'm being excluded. And Sasuke is allowed to call him Oro-kun, when I have to call him Orochimaru-sama. How unfair!

Kelly and Lisa laughed a little then went to the corner of the pool. They sent a telepathic signal to the club members, and the second attempt began.

Everything after that went so fast. Several things happened at once: Tim leaped onto Orochimaru, knocking him unconscious. Sarah ran and jumped into the pool, creating a big splash and a distraction. Sam yelled "SHAAAAARK!!" and Kelly and Lisa began to strangle Sasuke.

They began to dunk him into the water over and over again.

"What the…" Sasuke was speaking between gasps and dunks. "Hey……you two are….the….maids from….yesterday….what are….you….doing!"

"Shut up and die already!" Lisa shouted, giving him one last long push under.

Then, suddenly, they heard people screaming, and looked down at the should-be-dead Sasuke. They heard a gurgled noise that sounded like "Pickle Wings!" and Sasuke burst up through the water, thrusting Chidori in the air.

"Aah! Chidori!" Kelly screamed. Everyone edged away from Sasuke as he thrust the attack around aimlessly. Unfortunately for him, there was chlorine in his eyes, and his eyes were sensitive. So he missed everyone. Finally, his energy ran out and the Chidori vanished.

Sasuke was panting.

"You…YOU WILL PAY!" Sasuke was about to lunge at them, but he was interrupted.

"If everyone could please exit the pool at this time, public swim is now over." The lifeguard said. Sasuke scowled, grabbed Kabuto and the still-unconscious Oro-kun and stormed away, leaving Club Kill Sasuke in the water.

They stood there for a minute, silent, until Sarah spoke.

"Well, that didn't work out as planned." She said.

"You five, please exit the water," the lifeguard said again, slightly irritated.

"Yeah, well, anyone up for a swimming race?" Kelly suggested, completely ignoring the lifeguard.

"Sure!" Everyone agreed.

"I SAID. EXIT THE FREAKIN POOL!!!!" the lifeguard screamed crazily.

"Owwie! Stop it, you're hurting my ears!" Kelly complained like a five year old.

"I'll take care of it," Lisa said. She looked up at the lifeguard. The lifeguard glared back down at her. Then, lasers burst from Lisa's eyes and knocked her down from her lifeguard chair. The lifeguard screamed and ran away.

"Whoa, how did you learn to do that?" Sam asked.

"The Great Emily taught me how." Lisa stated.

"…Great Emily?"

"Long story. So, how bout that race?" Kelly said.

"Okay!" everyone said as they began their race.

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Thank you everyone! Next attempt: Suffocation, VERSION ONE! (yes there will be 3 versions of suffocation…hehe)