A/N: Hey everyone! I'm soooo sorry about not updating any of my fics in a long time. I've had writers block, and I've been busy. But here I am, finally attempting to write something at least remotely funny! xD

This chapter is Death by Suffocation. Lol.

Anyway, sorry again for the wait, and if any of you are readers of my other stories, I'm sorry about the wait for those too! I'm going to try to update The Two Troublemakers again soon. Maybe. Hehe. xD

This chapter features three other Club Kill Sasuke members, Davadi (Kyrakyu on gaiaonline), Rhiannon (Rihxy) and Noelle (Xonelel). If you're read my other stories you already know Rihx and Xonny. We're just using real names here. xD

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto!! LKFJASDFJAL!

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"Here we are again, back at Club Kill Sasuke headquarters in the home of Kelly and Lisa!" Lisa shouted. Kelly and Lisa were once again sitting in their small room at the table, with three guests. These three, however, were not Sarah, Sam, and Tim. This time it was Rhiannon, Noelle, and Davadi.

"So, what's the plan for today, you ask?" Kelly said. "Well, it's SUFFOCATION!"

"Yay!" Noelle squealed.

"So, everyone, do we have all the supplies?"

"I don't know, let's check." Lisa stated.

"K. Marshmallows?" Kelly asked.

"Check!" Davadi said with a mouthful of marshmallows.

"Davadi! You're not supposed to eat them!"

"Sorry…"

"Anyway, plastic bags?" Kelly asked.

"Yep yep!" Rhi thrust two large plastic bags into the air.

"Good. I think that's all we need…but just in case, Noelle, do you have any mascara?"

"…Yeah, why?" Noelle asked, confused.

"Just wait. This'll be fun." Kelly smiled evilly as Noelle handed her some mascara. Lisa collected all the supplies and stuffed them into a small black bag.



"Can we just leave now?" Rhiannon complained.

"Yeah," Lisa agreed.

"Okay. Sure. Everyone knows where to go, right?" Kelly asked, looking around at everyone. Rhiannon, Lisa, and Davadi were nodding. Noelle looked unsure.

Kelly sighed. "Sorry Kewwy! I fell asleep when you were explaining…I didn't get to sleep until 3 in the morning last night." Noelle said.

"Ugh, whatever. Get Rhiannon to tell you, I don't feel like it. Well, I'm out of here! Meet you guys there!" Kelly nodded to everyone and bounced out of sight.

Lisa said, "See ya," and followed suit.

Davadi was wishing that he had bounce-teleportation powers when he ungratefully began to walk down the stairs and out of the house.

Rhiannon quickly ran through the procedure for Noelle, and then the two followed Davadi out the door.

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Sasuke's House

"Jeez. These past few days have been so chaotic. I hope those insane girls don't come and try to kill me again," Sasuke sighed. He was sitting in his room on his bed in Orochimaru's mansion.

"I hear you. The two of them broke my door by getting a key jammed into it! I'll have to get Kabuto to fix it for me." Orochimaru said. He was in Sasuke's room trying to find something he had lost.

Just then, Kabuto came walking in the door. "Orochimaru-sama, there's-" he began. He was immediately interrupted by Oro-kun.

"Oh! Kabuto! Just in time. I need you to fix that door, there's a key jammed into it and it won't open." Orochimaru said.

"It was already taken care of, Orochimaru-sama. But, there's a-" Kabuto was interrupted yet again.

"Great job! I'm proud of you. Here, take this." Orochimaru reached over and handed Kabuto something small and rectangular.

"…a McDonald's gift card?" Kabuto stared at it, puzzled.

"Yes." Oro-kun said. "Now, leave, you're distracting me from my work!" Orochimaru angrily began tossing random objects around the room in attempt to find whatever he was trying to find.

"But…there's…oh, whatever." Kabuto rolled his eyes and left the room. He descended down the stairs and went to the front door, where a boy stood.



This was the problem that Kabuto was trying to tell Oro-kun about. This kid was trying to convince him to buy some marshmallows.

"Listen, I don't want to buy any marshmallows, so just leave, okay?" Kabuto said to the boy.

"But…." The boy complained. "Look, they're really yummy!!" He stuffed a few in his mouth and smiled up at Kabuto pleadingly.

Kabuto sighed.

"They're only one dollar. And they're really good, too! Hey, you have a cool house! Can I come in??" the boy, who you should all know to be Davadi by now, pushed Kabuto aside and walked into the house with a look of wonder on his face.

"Hey! Look, kid, you can't just-"

"My name is Davadi, what's yours?" Davadi turned back to Kabuto.

"…Kabuto. My name is Kabuto. Now look, can you please just leave? I'll buy your stupid marshmallows." Kabuto said.

"You will? Yay! Okay, here." Davadi gave Kabuto the bag of marshmallows. Kabuto handed him a dollar bill.

"Thanks a lot, Kabuto. See ya!" Davadi ran out the door. Kabuto set the marshmallows down on a table and closed the front door.

Xxx

"What the-AH!" Sasuke jumped back away from the window. There were two insane looking girls pressed up against his window and staring in at him! One was blonde, and the other had auburn hair.

"I can't believe we have to pretend to be Sasuke's fangirls. We got the worst job!" Rhiannon complained. "'You guys get to be fangirls because you're both in drama, and way better actors than any of us…' whatever, Kelly just didn't want to do it!" she sighed. "And get your freaking hair out of my mouth!!"

"Sorry, the winds blowing it!" Noelle complained. Sasuke couldn't hear them through the thick glass windows.

Rhiannon turned back to Sasuke's room to see him staring back at them in horror. "Oh, he's seen us. Time to put on the act!" Rhiannon turned back to Sasuke and pretended to be hyperventilating from excitement.

Who are these girls? And how do they know where I am?? Who told the fangirls my address?! Sasuke panicked.



Noelle waved frantically at Sasuke through the window. He was trying to decide whether he should open the window or not, when there was a booming knock on his door.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun, open up!" Kabuto said. Sasuke sighed and went to open his door. Kabuto was standing there with a bunch of marshmallows.

"What happened to calling me 'Sasuke-sama'?" Sasuke asked, eyeing the marshmallows with curiosity. Kabuto stepped into the room.

"Are you kidding? I only have to be 'polite' when Orochimaru is around. Anyway, want some marshmallows?" Kabuto asked.

Outside the window, Rhi and Noelle were surveying the scene. "Uh oh, we can't let them eat all the marshmallows! We need them! Come on, bang on the window with me!" Rhiannon started to bang her fists on the glass window violently.

Noelle hesitated for a moment, but shrugged and joined in anyway.

Sasuke sighed and opened the window Noelle and Rhiannon fake-squealed and jumped into his room.

"What the…Sasuke! Why'd you let them in here!" Kabuto shouted as he watched Sasuke get tackled by the mysterious girls.

"I…don't…….knnnoow!" he said, pushing Noelle and Rhiannon off of him.

"Ooh! Are those marshmallows?" Rhiannon asked. She swiped them from Kabuto's hands (who whined) and began to stuff her face.

"Who are you and what are you doing here??" Sasuke asked the crazy girls.

"Oh, we are here to suff-" Rhiannon began saying. She was stopped when Noelle put her hand over her mouth.

"Uh, we are here to SAY that WE LOVE YOU! Yeah, that's it!" She said unconvincingly. Sasuke shrugged and took some marshmallows.

"Hey, these are good, where did you get these, Kabuto?" he asked.

"Some kid came by and asked me to buy them. He was being annoying so I bought them from him,"

"Oh, you mean Davadi??" Rhiannon asked excitedly. Noelle slapped her hand on her forehead.

"…yes, how did you-" Kabuto began.

"BAAANNNZAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" There was a crash, a boom, and a bang as two brunettes came flying through the window of Sasuke's room, plastic bags and mascara in hand.

"What! It's you two again!" Sasuke pointed and attempted to hide from Kelly and Lisa, who just laughed diabolically.

"That's right. This time, we've taken the direct approach instead of sneaking into this estate of yours. Now, Sasuke, PREPARE TO DIE!!" Kelly nodded to her comrades and the action began.

Rhiannon and Noelle lunged at Sasuke and stuffed several marshmallows into his open mouth. He started gagging and stumbled back, trying to swallow the food.

Unfortunately for Sasuke, there were so many marshmallows, that he couldn't even begin to digest them. He started pulling the gigantic fluffy treats out of his mouth, but was soon attacked by Lisa, who thrust a plastic bag over his head and tied it shut with a rubber band.

Kabuto stood stunned in the middle of the room. "S…sasuke?" he stared at the deranged girls. They all glared back at him, so he ran for it. The girls laughed.

"There. That ought to do it. This is so exciting! Maybe we've finally succeeded in killing Sasuke!" Kelly said. Everyone nodded and looked over to the boy in question. But he wasn't there. Instead, they found themselves staring at a pile of slobbery marshmallows, a rubber band, and a plastic bag.

"Oh my gosh! He turned INTO a marshmallow!!" Noelle screamed.

"No he didn't, you idiot, he got away! Dang it, I thought we had him." Lisa said, disappointed.

Kelly sighed. "Aww. I didn't even get to use the mascara,"

Rhiannon shrugged. "Oh well. At least we can say we tried. We'll just have to wait for the next time. Come on guys, let's go back home." The four jumped out the window with sullen faces and returned to the room.

When they got there, they met up with Davadi, who had missed out on all the fun.

"How'd it go? Did he die??" he asked, even though it was pretty obvious that he didn't by the look on all of their faces.

"No, stupid Sasuke got away." Rhiannon complained. "And I even told him I loved him! Yuck. This plan sucked."

"Hey! It didn't! We were just unlucky because Sasuke was apparently skilled in the art of getting rubberbands from around his neck." Noelle said.

"Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess," Davadi said.

"Yeah."

"What is the next attempt, anyway?" Noelle asked.

"…Stabbing,"

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A/N:

..Okay, this chapter totally sucked. Sorry guys. But hey, I updated!

I HATE THE ENDING OF THIS CHAPTER, THOUGH. I'm really sorry guys for this piece of crap that is totally not even funny. And It's really short too. GRR. Oh well. Bye! Maybe you actually liked this, I donno.

Anyway next chapter is death by stabbing. I don't know how it will go, probably bad, but whatever. Review?