Chapter 9
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: none
TAKE ME OR STARVE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, KNIGHTLEY!
I MEAN IT.
Message from Dave Knightley to Chris Weston
Subject: Re:
Nah. Don't worry about it. I'm taking Emma.
Message from Chris Weston to Dave Knightley
Subject: none
You're kidding! Serious?! Emma Woodhouse.
As in psycho maniac dominating bitch Emma?!
Nah, I'm joking, she ain't that bad.
But still! Emma...
Message from Dave Knightley to Chris Weston
Subject: none
Yeah. Just as friends. Duh, what d'ya think?
Going as Beckham couple. Hot, I know.
Message from Chris Weston to Dave Knightley
Awesome. Hey, why didn't me and Taylor think about that!
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
Ok. I'm going as David Beckham. So….you can go as…uh…whatitsname.
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: Re
Yay! Uh…OMG….POSH BECKHAM?????
No way. Nooo way!
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
well….we can always go as fairies.
Or….I can always take Bec in yr 11.
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: none
fine. I'll go as Posh. And you can go as that gay revolting player.
P.S: Bec is such a faux cow! I was her partner for the gay English extension assignment between
the yr 9 and yr 10.
And she didn't do ANYTHING! And I worked my butt off for that A+!
Take her and DIE.
Message from Chris Weston to Taylor Lee
Subject: Hope you feel better
Hey Taylor:
Hope you feel better. I'll drop by to see you tomorrow arvo if you're not
feeling good. I'll still come if you are. :p
Can't today because Captain Shithole has his panties in a knot about the new recruit.
Well, I'll make sure Em takes loads of pic of me:p
Oh, yeah, Knightley told me that Emma's his date for the dance.
That's kinda weird, eh? I mean…Emma & Knightley. Ickle Daveykins. Ha!
Well, they're going as Posh and Becks.
Still think Barbie and Ken 's better!
Well get better soon!
luv ya Chris
Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: OMG YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!!
YOU'RE GOING WITH DAVE TO THE DANCE?!
I had to hear it from Chris! I thought we were best friends,Em!
Nah, just joking, TELL ME EVERYTHING!
Message from Taylor Lee to Chris Weston
Subject: Re:
Hey Chris:
Lol. Thanks. Probably staying at home tomorrow as well.
Haha Dave all squirmy again like this morning:p
That was hilarious watching him having a mental breakdown.
Yep, Em better take photos of you!
Omg I can't believe Em's going with him.
But I guess they're only going as friends.
Posh and Becks? Cool!
But yeah, Barbie and Ken all the way!
Thanks for emailing
luv you too
Taylor xoxo
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Augusta Hawkins
Subject: Re:
Hey Augusta:
About the dance? I think Daniel has his eye on
Hannah Dean. They make such a cute couple, don't you think?
But, don't worry; there are still plenty of guys out there, Gussy!
Emma
Message from Augusta Hawkins to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: none
Really?! Oh ok then, well that's ok, since I think his BROTHER is waay
hotter! Greg Hall! That spiky brown hair just….TURNS ME ON!!! WOOHOO!
G-R-E-G H-A-L-L!!!
Well…hm…Dave's pretty scrumcious as well!
Maybe he can take me!
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Augusta Hawkins
Subject: none
Greg Hall. Wasn't he the guy that fell into the fountain last summer? At my place.
You know at that party I threw.
I guess he's a little cuter than his brother.
Oh, yeah, Dave? I'm going with him.
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: none
Now she's talking to me about Greg Hall. Oh yeah, that's a little bit higher than his brother.
IQ's 0.5 higher.
King Kong's long lost twin brother.
He was the guy who fell into the fountain last summer. You know, at the party I threw to get
Taylor & Chris together? (I caught them pashing in my tree house)
She has very poor taste.
And then she said about you being…what...Scrumcious….is that even a word?
( See what I mean?)
Start running, Dave, and while you're at it, make sure Greg and Daniel are also out of her reach!
Message from Augusta Hawkins to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: none
No, I don't think that was Greg. Hm…maybe it was. Not sure! Oh well!
You're going with Dave!!! Wow! Awesome, see I was right about you two going together!
I'm a physic!! Haha! What are you guys going as again?
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: none
I'm scrumcious? Right. Well, Emma, if you haven't noticed, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Some people actually have a lot of work to do. And actually make use of study sessions to
study? So, if you don't mind, would you please stop emailing me. I'll see you at football then.
Message from John Elton to Harriet Smith
Subject: none
Hey Harriet,
I guess you're coming to practice this afternoon?
Cool. Well, see you there.
So, Emma's coming with you, right?
John
Message from Harriet Smith to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: FW: none
Message from John Elton to Harriet Smith
Hey Harriet,
I guess you're coming to practice this afternoon?
Cool. Well, see you there.
Emma's coming with you, right?
John
Emma!!!! HE SENT ME AN EMAIL!!!! OMG I can't wait till 3:30!
Ten more minutes!!
Harriet xox
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: alright alright party pooper
Grumpy bum grumpy bum
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Harriet Smith
Subject: re:
Harriet!! Awesome! I think he likes you!!! Well, five more minutes now!
Have you replied?!
Meet me outside lockers, ok?
Em xox
Message from Harriet Smith to John Elton
Subject: Re:
Hey John
Yeah, Emma and I are coming this afternoon!
See you there, then.
Harriet
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Harriet Smith
Subject: TIME TO GO!
OK! TIME TO GO! Meet you in three seconds!
Luv EM
p.s hope you didn't sound too desperate in your reply back: p
JOKING