Chapter 10
Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: are you back yet?
Em, it's six already! Where are you?
Message from Taylor Lee to Chris Weston:
Subject: you there?
Chris! you back yet?
Message from Taylor Lee to Dave Knightley
Subject: hello anybody??
Dave, where's everybody?? Oh bum, where are you guys?!
Message from Taylor Lee to Harriet Smith
Subject: ??
Did something happen to you guys? Where are you all?
Message from Robert Martin to Harriet Smith
Subject: hey
Hey Harriet:
What happened didn't see you at the skateboard rink this arvo did something happen?
Tia and Gabby really wanted to see you and so did the other guys are you alright oh well
doesn't matter coz Jake forgot his skateboard Robert's got totally smashed from
last week and Ted left it on the bus so we didn't end up going
to the rink. We went to the mall but then Dean and Fred got busted for knocking over this huge pile
of dishes at David Jones so we had to split. Well we're going again tomorrow…but maybe not to the rink maybe
to the ice skating rink instead? give me a shout if you're coming oh yeah and spike wanted to know if you're gonna bring
that blonde friend of yours he has the hots for her we think.
Robert
P.s: How's Hartfield?
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Taylor Lee
Subject: Re:
Hey,
Sorry have to keep this short.
Your stupid boyfriend knocked Harriet out.
We were just at the hospital.
Well, I think everybody's back.
Gotta go, Dave's driving her home
Message from Chris Weston to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: please it was an accident!
Em! Please, I didn't mean to kick it into her head! You were joking about
telling Taylor about the wallpaper, right?
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Chris Weston
Subject: no I was perfectly serious
You could've killed her, you idiot! And all you care about is me not telling Taylor
about the picture you stole from her laptop! Yes, I think Taylor would love to know
why her idiotic boyfriend has a picture of her barfing into a paper bag on his desktop!
From now on, if you have any messages you can pass them via Dave.
Because I don't associate with assassins!
Message from Taylor Lee to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
OMG is she ok? Is she unconscious still? This is so bad!
I'm going to grill his ass! Is her memory still intact?!
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: UR MURDEROUS BEST FRIEND
Tell your feral buddy that his gluteus maximus is about to be cindered by
his girlfriend! It's a very lucky thing for him that Harriet forgave him
or I would do much more worse….
Message from Dave Knightley to Emma Woodhouse
Subject: Re:
ok Emma, take three long deep breathes. And repeat after me:
I will not do anything that will put me behind bars till I have wrinkles and
shrivelled skin. But I'm going to say with as much grace as Harriet did, '
You're forgiven, Chris. So I won't kill you.'
Emma, calm down. He's sorry, ok, and Harriet wasn't hurt too bad…
and you know there's another reason too.
Emma…
Message from Emma Woodhouse to Dave Knightley
Subject: Re:re
Ha! You're right. Because HARRIET & JOHN ARE GOING TO THE DANCE TOGETHER!!
And who hinted to John that she didn't have a date yet??
Hm? Me! Beautiful charming lovely smart Emma! The reason why Chris still has eyeballs in place is
because she's soo happy! ( if she was mad….they wouldn't still be there. She's too nice. No, I'll rip
them out of their sockets for her)
Well, let's jut say, on Saturday night, all six of us are going to win Best Couples!!
I bet John'll think up something good to go as!
Something better than the Beckhams, Dave.
Typical, much?
Message from John Elton to Harriet Smith
Subject: you ok?
Harriet, you alright? Chris didn't mean to knock you out. His eyesight's not very good neither are his skills.
Don't worry, Taylor'll sort him out for you.
Hey, how about if we go as something really funny for the dance? Like not as a couple-costume, just something else.
Since everybody's going as couple-theme and it'll be cool if we looked different.
Message from Harriet Smith to Taylor Smith, John Elton, Dave Knightley & Chris Weston
Subject: thanks guys
Thanks guys for being so nice. Don't worry about it! I'm fine, just a bit tired.
Thanks everybody for being so kind to me, since my first day! Can't wait till the dance!
Harriet