"Ana, may I ask why the heck you thought this would be a good idea?"
"'Cuz Chica!" a small grin graced the Latina's well crafted face as her slender arm slinked around the neck of the Dubious girl. Apprehension could be detected from the orange puffed teen as hesitation came into play. "This guy knows all about guys and how they will react to flirting."
"But Ebony is tough cookies…"
"Don't say that again." Ana cut her off, ringing the metal doorbell that sang out "Ho's and Bitches" as a ringer. It was quite classy but yet fit the personality quite well. "Anyway, this guy knows his stuff and ALL about women. You told me yourself."
"HE'S A PIMP!"
"Like DUH!"
Jazmine rolled her eyes. "Ana…"
"WHO THE FUCK IS IT!?"
"Ana and Jazmine, we come to seek the knowledge of the great Slick back himself." Ana shot a small wink in her friend's direction as the door opened. "They love compliments." she whispered in the girl's right ear, turning her attention to the leopard suited pimp himself, night cap equipped and two naked broads on each arm, standing in the door way.
"Little bitch, didn't I say it was A PIMP NAMED SLICK BACK?"
"Sorry Mr. Back."
"Who the fuck is that? Sounds like some Mr. Rogers character to me ho. better get the name right if you want some advice little bitch."
"Again, we are terribly sorry A pimp named slick back." She paused momentarily to see if she had stated his name wrong. No corrections were made. "But Jazmine here needs your help."
"Didn't I already give you advice?"
She nodded. "But I don't want to have sex yet. I am too young to do such things."
"Sex is good Jazmine, don't you know that?"
"I heard is also gives you STD's, Pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, Herpes, unusual discharge…." she became cut off.
"THAT'S ENOUGH BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? THIS AIN'T NO SCIENCE FAIR OF STD EMERGENCY!"
"She apologizes a pimp named slick back." Ana cut in, a feeble attempt to save her friend from any further embarrassment, "She is still a virgin and wishes to wait."
The man sighed and shook his head in disgust, his raven tendrils moving side to side along with his movements. "They still make those?"
"Do they still make what?" Jazmine asked dumbfounded.
"Shut Up Jazzy," Ana scolded, "I got this."
"Listen to the immigrant Jazmine. She is a grade "A" ho in training."
"Mr….I mean A pimp named slick back, can you please help us with this dilemma?"
"My services are not free you know Area."
"It's Ana" the Latina corrected, slightly annoyed that the man hadn't fully comprehended her name yet, "Not Area."
"Do I give a flyng fuck?"
A sigh escaped her lips as her temper flared. "Anyway, can you help us?"
"What's in it for me?"
Jazmine thought for a moment before snapping her fingers with an idea. "I'll allow you to observe my date with Huey this afternoon."
"Bitch, what the fuck do I look like watching some teens go out for a gathering?"
"A pimp named slick back..." Ana frowned and gave him her puppy dog eyes, a signature look she always used to get what she wanted. "Jazzy needs you. You are the only one qualified to give such advice."
A smile was brought to the man's face, his current ego becoming blantly obvious from the compliements. Ana's trick seemed to work. "Well..." he abruptly stopped to eyes both teens. "...Fine, but just because you're Tom's little ho."
"OH THANK YOU SLICKBACK SIR!" Jazmine rushed up to the suited pimp for a bear hug, "THANKS SO MUCH!"
"GET THE FUCK OFF!"
Ana pulled the puffed girl from off the raging male before he had a chance to strike. With a flip of his permed hair, he fixed his suit and signaled for one of his bitches to get the "tools". Apparently, this was going to be a LONG afternoon.
"First lesson: Learn to speak ho!" A perplexed look adorned the young girl's face as she carefully began to scribble notes in her pink plaid notebook, something she always found herself carrying around whenever she left home. The Pimp went on. "It is important that you master the art of speaking HO!"
"A pimp named Slick back?"
He sighed. "Yes?"
"What is speaking Ho?"
"IF YOU'LL LET ME TEACH, YOU'LL FIND OUT!"
Jazmine squeaked out in terror as she sunk deeper into her chair, nodding erratically in response as she carefully paid attention. "Sorry."
"Now pay attention." he whistled out a loud screeching sound and two ladies came in with nothing but thongs on. Jazmine tried to cover her eyes, but the pimp wouldn't let her. He forced her to watch. "These are my main bitches. Her name is Lashondra and that's Mary."
"Hello." they replied in unison.
"Now, they will speak the Ho talk that you must recite afterwards."
"Is it bad talk Mr. Slickback..."
"A PIMP NAMED SLICK BACK BITCH! ARE YOU DEAF!?"
"Sorry sir!" Jazmine got quiet again and directed her attention back on the lesson. She didn't want anymore of the pimp's outbursts.
"Now then, Repeat after the bitches. Ladies: "I will suck a good cock.""
"I will suck a good cock."
"Alright Jazzy, you say it."
The orange puffed girl shook her head no, causing the permed haired man to groan out in frustration. "I can't! I never sucked...penis."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS SUCKING PENIS!? WHO DOES THAT!?"
"A pimp named..."
"Look little bitch, I know you're Tom's daughter but you have to say this or else your mixed ass is out of here!"
"Mr. SLICK BACK! PLEASE" Jazmine rushed up to pimp and began to hug his legs, a gesture that the young woman was, indeed, pleading for mercy. "I CAN'T LOSE HUEY!"
"You promise to say the correct words little bitch?" Jazmine nodded and the pimp laughed, kicking the young teen off of his long slender legs, fixing his suit once more. "Alright, say that you will suck a mean cock."
"I will suck a mean cock."
The pimp grinned and went on. "You like to take it doggy style."
"I LOVE to take it doggy style."
"A tea bag if three eighty-five."
"A tea bag from the front is three eighty-five, from the back, it's a solid four hundred." Jazmine blushed heavily from the vulgar escaping her lips, but managed to smile lightly at the fact that she complied with the pimp's request. She felt slightly proud.
Slickback chuckled and patted Jazmine atop of her puffed curled head. He was certainly pleased. "I'll be damned! You said it! Say one more thing and make it the nastiest you've ever said."
Jazmine thought for a moment and smiled, suddenly remembering a time when Ana had talked dirty to her boyfriend. If she recalled correctly, she said something similar to: "I want you to fuck me all ways and let me drink your cum."
"WHOAH!, SHE'S READY!" he pulled Jazmine off her knees, " Ladies, get the outfit, we're off to go on a date."
"But wasn't that only lesson one?"
"You are ready dear. Just ready."