Chapter 9- The not so crazy Mickey James
She raced through the forest, every so often she would looked behind her to see if she was being followed, someone was fast on her trail and armed with a cross bow. "Oh crap!" she muttered.
She tried to get the horse to go faster, she had to get to Aslan, and the others were counting on her! She tried to weave through the trees and tried to lose the soldier but he kept pace! She was going to get caught… until, she saw him. Rushing through the trees, with every leap and bound he gained closer and closer until he stood before her. With a magnificent roar, Mickey's horse bucked, throwing her off. She froze at the sight of the great lion. He stared at her, baring his fangs. But leaped over her and knocked the soldier off his horse! Mickey gave a great sigh of relief upon seeing the lion. He turned to her. Mickey laughed aloud as she rushed to the great lion as he laughed and accepted her embrace.
"Kane was right to believe me! I knew you were still around! I just knew it!" Mickey said aloud.
"And you see more… I don't know, more… normal," Aslan explained.
"Why haven't you shown yourself? We need your help!" Mickey asked.
Aslan looked behind her, she turned and saw there were two young men, with a striking resemblance to Matt and Jeff Hardy! "I had to protect the true princes of Narnia. I was fortunate to learn of two young men who bared the same look as them so they could pass as the princes until the time was right" the great lion explained.
"We are ready to take a stand Aslan," stated Prince Caspian who looked like Matt Hardy.
"We will right the wrong!" announced Prince Casper that resembled Jeff.
"Wait, so you brought the Hardys here to cover for the princes… knowing damn well that there are men out there to KILL them the princes who happen to look like him?"
"Well it's time, let us wake up your friends…" Aslan didn't give Mickey and explanation, as he unleashed a great roar. The trees began to sway and move with new life within them!
Back on the battlefield.
The Narnians were getting tired; the Calvary had been defeated, yet the second wave coming right at them! Kane had added spikes onto his armor as the centaurs donned on theirs. "Just like I taught you boys!" Kane called as he and the others charged at the second wave like a football tackle, their armor pierced the shields and took down three rows of men, but there was more… so much more.
The numbers were against them, so many soldiers, and so little time. Matt and Jeff were trying to hold their own, but Jeff got overwhelmed. He stumbled backwards and fell into a hole. "JEFF!" screamed Matt.
Jeff tried to get up, but one of the soldiers came at him with a spear, a battle cry came from the man, as he was about to stab Jeff. But he froze, nearly tempting not to stab him. But a confused look came on his face. "Wait. You aren't Prince Casper!" Just then a tree branch came through the earth, took hold of the soldier and slammed him into the earth!
Matt helped Jeff out of the hole as the trees began to attack! They started attacking the soldiers with a vengeance, Taker looked about as the trees tossed about the men. "Is Mother Nature PMSing, or is this the least likely thing to happen?" he asked aloud.
"Naw, it's just Mickey James finding the big ass cat as you say!" Kane said with a smirk. "NARNIAS! TO THE RIVER! TO VICTORY!"
Kane led the charge as Taker made a mental note to not allow Kane to watch 300 again!
The King's army came to the river as they were prepared to run across the bridge to their other weapons. The leader of them all paused; they froze once they saw Mickey James skipping up to the other end of the bridge as if she were entering the ring. She pulled a sword and smiled almost daring the army to strike. The new General looked between her and turned back to the army that awaited them on the riverbanks. Aslan soon joined Mickey's side and stood prepared.
"Brace your bowels," warned Kane.
"What the hell does that…" Hunter's comment stopped when the General called for a charge on Mickey.
Aslan replied with a fierce roar… Triple H looked like he soiled himself after that one. "Told you" Kane muttered with a grin.
The army stopped charging as the water began to alter in the river. A monstrous wave soon came from nowhere and transformed into an image of an old man of the water. It began to wipe out the army. Triple H turned to his wife and muttered. "Oh no, I don't see any Christian overtones were at all!"
The water took out the bridge until all that remained was the General; it stared in the watered eyes of the creature. Just then it swallowed the man whole, he vanished into the sea as Taker rolled his eyes. "Remind me not to piss off that cat," he said aloud to everyone. It then left the soldiers who looked about lost without a leader. "Ok, let's make this simple. Surrender now… or… well… You deal with the cat!"