Buffy walked through the graveyard. As she did, she heard screams from a female. Next thing she knew, she was bowled over by none other than a screaming Drusilla. Right after her, came a sailor with a parrot flying after him. He was yelling "Come back!"
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Brittany, Quinn, and Daria walked into their bedroom.
"Uh-oh." Said Brittany.
"What?"
"One of our dimensional teleporters is missing, and so are Dad and Polly."
Toad walked in. "What happened?"
"Father has gone on a dimension hop."
Quinn thought for a minute. "Wait... he took the one that has Buffy's coordinates in it. We never removed them."
Toad smacked his head. "The Librarian guy isn't going to like this."
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Buffy stumbled into the magic shop. Giles looked up. "What happened?"
"I saw Drusilla, or rather I got run over by her."
Giles adjusted his glasses. "This isn't good."
"For her, or the guy who was chasing her as she screamed?"
Spike walked in, at which point, a bright light appeared. Four people popped out of it.
"We're back!" Trinity yelled.
"Bloody hell!" yelled Spike, underneath Toad who had landed on him.
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"So, your immature father somehow got your teleporter and came here. He wouldn't happen to look like a sailor and have a parrot flying after him would he?" Buffy asked.
"Yep!" Trinity chorused.
Buffy sighed. "If he's as behaved as you four, then it's no wonder Drusilla was running away from him while screaming."
Spike looked up. "Dru? Here?"
"She's a vamp?" Toad asked.
"The deadliest."
"Not compared to Shipwreck. As long as it's female, looks human, and is physically attractive, he's in more heat than a high school football team."
Spike looked weirdly at the four. "So we have to rescue her?"
Buffy sighed. "Where should we look?"
"He's either looking for women, or going to a bar."
Spike, Buffy, and Giles looked at each other and said simultaneously. "Willy's"
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When they arrived, things were in full swing. Four demons of unknown nature were for some odd reason dancing drunkenly outside the bar. They didn't even flinch when Buffy got near them. She decided that Drusilla was more important, so they lived.
When Giles opened the bar door, all three noticed several demons lying haphazardly all over the place. Apparently a bar fight had broken out. Shipwreck was playing pool, with some demons arm in the place of a pool stick. Willy was supplying him with free drinks. Drusilla was nowhere to be seen. Polly was somehow laying flat on Shipwrecks shoulder, unconscious, without falling.
Shipwreck waved drunkenly. "Hi girls, hi Todd."
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Trinity and Toad would've taken him back immediately, but Giles wanted to find out about Drusilla. So they all went back to the magic shop, after Giles figured out that the dancing demons were dangerous and killed them with a weird potion.
After four hours, Shipwreck was finally semi-coherent.
"Ok, where's the dark haired girl you were chasing?"
"Oh, her. She's the reason why I got drunk."
"As if you needed a reason." Toad yelled.
"Wouldn't you if a beautiful woman you were chasing, stuck a piece of wood through her heart and disappeared into dust? She was yelling at me to stay away."
"She was a vampire, dad. Be thankful she didn't try to turn you." Brittany said. Then she looked at Spike, Giles, and Buffy. "Sorry, I know we promised to stay away."
"Drusilla was more dangerous than most things we've faced. You did us a service. I just wish I knew why she was here." Giles shrugged.
"Well, it's been a blast. Time to get Shipwreck and the flapping fool home and detoxed." Toad grinned. The five and the passed out parrot disappeared.
Meanwhile, across town, Willy was trying to sell what was left of the dolls Drusilla had ordered to drunk demons who wouldn't remember it in the morning.
- - - - - - -
Brittany, Quinn, and Daria walked into their bedroom.
"Uh-oh." Said Brittany.
"What?"
"One of our dimensional teleporters is missing, and so are Dad and Polly."
Toad walked in. "What happened?"
"Father has gone on a dimension hop."
Quinn thought for a minute. "Wait... he took the one that has Buffy's coordinates in it. We never removed them."
Toad smacked his head. "The Librarian guy isn't going to like this."
- - - - - - - -
Buffy stumbled into the magic shop. Giles looked up. "What happened?"
"I saw Drusilla, or rather I got run over by her."
Giles adjusted his glasses. "This isn't good."
"For her, or the guy who was chasing her as she screamed?"
Spike walked in, at which point, a bright light appeared. Four people popped out of it.
"We're back!" Trinity yelled.
"Bloody hell!" yelled Spike, underneath Toad who had landed on him.
- - - - - - -
"So, your immature father somehow got your teleporter and came here. He wouldn't happen to look like a sailor and have a parrot flying after him would he?" Buffy asked.
"Yep!" Trinity chorused.
Buffy sighed. "If he's as behaved as you four, then it's no wonder Drusilla was running away from him while screaming."
Spike looked up. "Dru? Here?"
"She's a vamp?" Toad asked.
"The deadliest."
"Not compared to Shipwreck. As long as it's female, looks human, and is physically attractive, he's in more heat than a high school football team."
Spike looked weirdly at the four. "So we have to rescue her?"
Buffy sighed. "Where should we look?"
"He's either looking for women, or going to a bar."
Spike, Buffy, and Giles looked at each other and said simultaneously. "Willy's"
- - - - - - - -
When they arrived, things were in full swing. Four demons of unknown nature were for some odd reason dancing drunkenly outside the bar. They didn't even flinch when Buffy got near them. She decided that Drusilla was more important, so they lived.
When Giles opened the bar door, all three noticed several demons lying haphazardly all over the place. Apparently a bar fight had broken out. Shipwreck was playing pool, with some demons arm in the place of a pool stick. Willy was supplying him with free drinks. Drusilla was nowhere to be seen. Polly was somehow laying flat on Shipwrecks shoulder, unconscious, without falling.
Shipwreck waved drunkenly. "Hi girls, hi Todd."
- - - - - - - -
Trinity and Toad would've taken him back immediately, but Giles wanted to find out about Drusilla. So they all went back to the magic shop, after Giles figured out that the dancing demons were dangerous and killed them with a weird potion.
After four hours, Shipwreck was finally semi-coherent.
"Ok, where's the dark haired girl you were chasing?"
"Oh, her. She's the reason why I got drunk."
"As if you needed a reason." Toad yelled.
"Wouldn't you if a beautiful woman you were chasing, stuck a piece of wood through her heart and disappeared into dust? She was yelling at me to stay away."
"She was a vampire, dad. Be thankful she didn't try to turn you." Brittany said. Then she looked at Spike, Giles, and Buffy. "Sorry, I know we promised to stay away."
"Drusilla was more dangerous than most things we've faced. You did us a service. I just wish I knew why she was here." Giles shrugged.
"Well, it's been a blast. Time to get Shipwreck and the flapping fool home and detoxed." Toad grinned. The five and the passed out parrot disappeared.
Meanwhile, across town, Willy was trying to sell what was left of the dolls Drusilla had ordered to drunk demons who wouldn't remember it in the morning.