(to RoguefanKC: actually, I'm more of a fan of Red Witch's portrayal of Shipwreck, though I like him from the cartoon too. To Red Witch: I never planned on a chapter 2 when I wrote chap. 1, now it looks like your characters and the buffy characters have once again taken on a life of their own. It happens sometimes. also, looking forward to a new chapter in the sleepover fic. love it.)
"COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!"
Pietro ran into Trinity's room and closed the door behind him. Then he looked around for a way out. On the bed, was what looked to be a mass Transport watch.
"Ahhah." Pietro grinned. He picked it up, and pressed the button. As he did so, Wanda blasted the door down and tackled him. Trinity and Toad ran in behind her, but they were too late.
"Uh-oh, not again."
- - - - - - - -
Buffy, Xander and Willow were having some down time, just before Buffy had to do some serious patrolling. As they roamed toward the Magic Shop, they heard yelling. Turning toward it, they all three got bowled over by a laughing blur, and a girl in red.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
Buffy sighed. "Last time this happened, we had a visit from Trinity... while you two were at home. We might as well talk to Giles. It's going to be an interesting evening whether we want it or not."
"Trinity, Toad and BA were here?"
"No, BA stayed behind. They came looking for their father... a lunatic, but in some weird way, a nice guy to have covering you in a fight. At least that was my impression. He caused Druscilla to commit suicide."
Xander and Willow yelled "WHAT!" in unison.
All three arrived at the shop, and walked in. They saw a familiar sight. Anya was chasing Toad once more. Spike was laying on the floor with Quinn sitting on top. Daria and Brittany were filling Giles in.
Buffy spoke up. "This wouldn't happen to have anything to do with a girl wearing red chasing a speeding idiot, would it?"
"Yep, that'd be Pietro and Wanda."
"Would you get off me!" yelled Spike.
"Any ideas how to find them?"
"Just follow a path of mayhem and screams."
Buffy shook her head. "Like last time huh?"
"Yep, only this time no coffee or alcohol. It's all them."
- - - - - - - - - - -
Ten freshly risen vampires made the mistake of attacking Wanda. She sent a bench at them, that came apart in the process. She never noticed the wood hit their hearts. The one remaining vamp whimpered in a corner, as she stalked forward. "I don't know how they managed to teleport away from me, but you won't do the same. Where's my brother!"
A block away, thirty demons were screaming as they tried desperately to run every which way. But, no matter where they ran, a laughing wind was covering them with paint and hitting them about their heads with a ball- pean hammer.
Buffy, Trinity and Toad left the rest behind. They'd already experienced the handiwork of the lunatics once. Not again. Spike stayed too, and they wound up playing Go Fish with Giles.
As they walked by an alley, they heard whimpers. When they walked in, there was a vampire hanging upside down, wearing only his underwear, with a pair of pliers stuck on a painful area.
"Looks like Wanda's really mad. Hope Pietro lives through this."
Buffy put the vamp out of his misery. A part of her actually felt sorry for him.
They continued walking. A block further, they found unconscious demons painted up in red yellow and green, while wearing pink tu-tus and blond wigs. "Pietro's definitely been here. We should really keep him entertained more... poor guy's been bored."
Off in the distance they saw a figure in red, walking toward them. It was dragging something behind. As it got closer, they noticed it was Wanda. The something was an unconscious Pietro, still wearing a maniacal grin.
- - - - - - - - -
Wanda glared at Trinity. "I understand that you kept the watch to occasionally visit your new friends, but why did you leave it where an idiot like Pietro would get a hold of it?"
"Actually... Shipwreck got a hold of it first."
"I'm not surprised."
"Wanda, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?" asked Pietro, while he was chained to a chair with a straight jacket keeping his arms pinned.
"Don't touch my makeup again, and maybe I will!" Wanda glared at him.
"You're not going to delete the coordinates are you?..."
Trinity shook their heads.
"Figures."
"Well, it actually seemed like a good idea to have an escape hatch should things ever get so deadly for mutants at home that we have to leave. I think we'll hide it better though."
"Fine, just wait a couple years before returning will you, we need a little bit of peace around here."
Trinity looked at each other, then Toad. All four and Wanda said "Agreed." in unison. Then they got up, dragged Pietro with them, and went home.
The painted demons were laughed out of town, and wound up being a stage act in a circus. A pride of lions got loose and ate them, then went to the vet for stomach viruses.
"COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!"
Pietro ran into Trinity's room and closed the door behind him. Then he looked around for a way out. On the bed, was what looked to be a mass Transport watch.
"Ahhah." Pietro grinned. He picked it up, and pressed the button. As he did so, Wanda blasted the door down and tackled him. Trinity and Toad ran in behind her, but they were too late.
"Uh-oh, not again."
- - - - - - - -
Buffy, Xander and Willow were having some down time, just before Buffy had to do some serious patrolling. As they roamed toward the Magic Shop, they heard yelling. Turning toward it, they all three got bowled over by a laughing blur, and a girl in red.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
Buffy sighed. "Last time this happened, we had a visit from Trinity... while you two were at home. We might as well talk to Giles. It's going to be an interesting evening whether we want it or not."
"Trinity, Toad and BA were here?"
"No, BA stayed behind. They came looking for their father... a lunatic, but in some weird way, a nice guy to have covering you in a fight. At least that was my impression. He caused Druscilla to commit suicide."
Xander and Willow yelled "WHAT!" in unison.
All three arrived at the shop, and walked in. They saw a familiar sight. Anya was chasing Toad once more. Spike was laying on the floor with Quinn sitting on top. Daria and Brittany were filling Giles in.
Buffy spoke up. "This wouldn't happen to have anything to do with a girl wearing red chasing a speeding idiot, would it?"
"Yep, that'd be Pietro and Wanda."
"Would you get off me!" yelled Spike.
"Any ideas how to find them?"
"Just follow a path of mayhem and screams."
Buffy shook her head. "Like last time huh?"
"Yep, only this time no coffee or alcohol. It's all them."
- - - - - - - - - - -
Ten freshly risen vampires made the mistake of attacking Wanda. She sent a bench at them, that came apart in the process. She never noticed the wood hit their hearts. The one remaining vamp whimpered in a corner, as she stalked forward. "I don't know how they managed to teleport away from me, but you won't do the same. Where's my brother!"
A block away, thirty demons were screaming as they tried desperately to run every which way. But, no matter where they ran, a laughing wind was covering them with paint and hitting them about their heads with a ball- pean hammer.
Buffy, Trinity and Toad left the rest behind. They'd already experienced the handiwork of the lunatics once. Not again. Spike stayed too, and they wound up playing Go Fish with Giles.
As they walked by an alley, they heard whimpers. When they walked in, there was a vampire hanging upside down, wearing only his underwear, with a pair of pliers stuck on a painful area.
"Looks like Wanda's really mad. Hope Pietro lives through this."
Buffy put the vamp out of his misery. A part of her actually felt sorry for him.
They continued walking. A block further, they found unconscious demons painted up in red yellow and green, while wearing pink tu-tus and blond wigs. "Pietro's definitely been here. We should really keep him entertained more... poor guy's been bored."
Off in the distance they saw a figure in red, walking toward them. It was dragging something behind. As it got closer, they noticed it was Wanda. The something was an unconscious Pietro, still wearing a maniacal grin.
- - - - - - - - -
Wanda glared at Trinity. "I understand that you kept the watch to occasionally visit your new friends, but why did you leave it where an idiot like Pietro would get a hold of it?"
"Actually... Shipwreck got a hold of it first."
"I'm not surprised."
"Wanda, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?" asked Pietro, while he was chained to a chair with a straight jacket keeping his arms pinned.
"Don't touch my makeup again, and maybe I will!" Wanda glared at him.
"You're not going to delete the coordinates are you?..."
Trinity shook their heads.
"Figures."
"Well, it actually seemed like a good idea to have an escape hatch should things ever get so deadly for mutants at home that we have to leave. I think we'll hide it better though."
"Fine, just wait a couple years before returning will you, we need a little bit of peace around here."
Trinity looked at each other, then Toad. All four and Wanda said "Agreed." in unison. Then they got up, dragged Pietro with them, and went home.
The painted demons were laughed out of town, and wound up being a stage act in a circus. A pride of lions got loose and ate them, then went to the vet for stomach viruses.