CHAPTER 3 After 4 days of traveling through the tubes, eating little, drinking a lot, telling dirty jokes the ⌠hole■ way, they finally got there. The hamburglar worked his magic right before they got there and got them all drunk. He convinced them to have a ⌠circle-jerkle■. Hamburglar was the only one that wasn▓t drunk, he wanted to remember it. By the 4th day they were almost there. They could tell because the tubes had turned into pipes. The were now in the sewers of sesame street.
⌠I contacted elmo, who is leading the resistance of big-bird. Almost all of there men are dead. In fact, him and Kermit are in hiding. We are supposed to meet them in a half hour, they need our help ASAP.■ About a half hour later they climbed out and into an alley. They saw Elmo and Kermit running toward them, panting. They stopped, and elmo tried talking to them. They couldn▓t make out what he was saying, he was talking way to fast. Suddenly, they heard 2 gun shots from above. Elmo and Kermit were dead from sniper fire. They looked above and saw big-bird, dressed as a nazi, in an apartment window cackling. He looked at the gang and said ⌠your next■ and walked away. ⌠The resistance just pretty much lost the war.■ Grover said sadly. The 4 spent the rest of that day going around the fallen city, grabbing guns from fallen soldiers. They made a new resistance. They then went and took over an apartment building, looted it, and made a station in the furnished basement. They moved some furniture, some computers, and a small refrigerator down there. The small windows on the top, used for taking peeks at the once beautiful sesame street, were being boarded up by grover. The men locked themselves in and prepared for the next day. They had now collected a few guns and a lot of grenades, and enough food to survive for the night. They prepared for the next day by researching how to make explosives on the internet. Except for the hamburglar, who was viewing panty-fetish porn. The hamburglar looked over, and noticed a door that looked very old. ⌠I wonder where that leads to?■ He thought out loud, walking over to it with an erection in his pants. He tried opening it up, but it was locked. He figured it was a boiler room or something and went back to jacking off in his pants. He thought nothing of it for the rest of the night.
⌠I contacted elmo, who is leading the resistance of big-bird. Almost all of there men are dead. In fact, him and Kermit are in hiding. We are supposed to meet them in a half hour, they need our help ASAP.■ About a half hour later they climbed out and into an alley. They saw Elmo and Kermit running toward them, panting. They stopped, and elmo tried talking to them. They couldn▓t make out what he was saying, he was talking way to fast. Suddenly, they heard 2 gun shots from above. Elmo and Kermit were dead from sniper fire. They looked above and saw big-bird, dressed as a nazi, in an apartment window cackling. He looked at the gang and said ⌠your next■ and walked away. ⌠The resistance just pretty much lost the war.■ Grover said sadly. The 4 spent the rest of that day going around the fallen city, grabbing guns from fallen soldiers. They made a new resistance. They then went and took over an apartment building, looted it, and made a station in the furnished basement. They moved some furniture, some computers, and a small refrigerator down there. The small windows on the top, used for taking peeks at the once beautiful sesame street, were being boarded up by grover. The men locked themselves in and prepared for the next day. They had now collected a few guns and a lot of grenades, and enough food to survive for the night. They prepared for the next day by researching how to make explosives on the internet. Except for the hamburglar, who was viewing panty-fetish porn. The hamburglar looked over, and noticed a door that looked very old. ⌠I wonder where that leads to?■ He thought out loud, walking over to it with an erection in his pants. He tried opening it up, but it was locked. He figured it was a boiler room or something and went back to jacking off in his pants. He thought nothing of it for the rest of the night.