CHAPTER 5 The next morning, the hamburglar, oscar, grover, and the cookie monster all woke up very early. There was still gun fire at this time, and they had to sneak out. They went around sesame street, planting bombs all over the place, blowing up communist bases. They killed several communist leaders. Sesame street was now literally in ruins. The street was empty, there were still a few tanks going through with radical muppets in them. The hamburglar would throw a few ▒nades under these, blowing them to pieces. Sometimes the muppets would still be alive in them, but crippled. Hamburglar would have his way with these muppets. The street everyone had once loved was now bare and desolate. It was very cloudy out today and it would probably rain. A helicopter came around. It had the yellow canary-nazi-fiend in it, and it shot out all of the muppets. Hamburglar was still there, but his friends were dead. The hamburglar whipped out a rocket launcher and shot down the helicopter. He thought the war would be over now but it wasn▓t. as Big-bird fell, mr. Snuffleupagus came to resue. He had evolved since the show had ended, and now had wings coming out of his ears. He could fly now, he rescued the yellow canary. All of the sudden the ground rumbled. A huge cylinder, that went about a thousand feet in the air, arose from the gravel of a fallen apartment building. The hamburglar knew it was time. He walked toward the sand-colored brick cylinder that was in the in the middle of the city. He walked toward it, this was the first serious moment in the thousands of years he had been materialized.
He walked up the circling stairs. Along them were barred windows with mean looking birds. After about an hour, he got to the top. It was an empty brick room. Nothing was in it. He sat there a few minutes, thinking, WTF? Right then, there was a crash from the other side of the room. A giant red elephant-thing known by children everywhere as ⌠mr. Snuffleupagus■ came crashing through, with big-bird on top. He roared. The hamburglar took out a small pistol and shot big-bird right in the head. Feathers flew all over and blood was splattered everywhere. Mr. Snuffleupagus then went nuts and smashed hamburglar though a brick wall. The hamburglar grabbed onto a bar on a window falling down, unscrewed it and climbed in. he walked down the steps and into the streets, where he laid down and jacked off for about 3 hours. He got up, walked away, and eventually found his way back to a mcdonalds.
He walked up the circling stairs. Along them were barred windows with mean looking birds. After about an hour, he got to the top. It was an empty brick room. Nothing was in it. He sat there a few minutes, thinking, WTF? Right then, there was a crash from the other side of the room. A giant red elephant-thing known by children everywhere as ⌠mr. Snuffleupagus■ came crashing through, with big-bird on top. He roared. The hamburglar took out a small pistol and shot big-bird right in the head. Feathers flew all over and blood was splattered everywhere. Mr. Snuffleupagus then went nuts and smashed hamburglar though a brick wall. The hamburglar grabbed onto a bar on a window falling down, unscrewed it and climbed in. he walked down the steps and into the streets, where he laid down and jacked off for about 3 hours. He got up, walked away, and eventually found his way back to a mcdonalds.