Royai and an idea
A handsome dark haired man walked to his girlfriend's house. He held her favorite type of flowers behind his back. Growing nervous, he rang the doorbell. Her father answered it, greeting him with a glare and a gruff, "Who are you?"
"Roy. Roy Mustang, sir. Riza's boyfriend.'' Instantly he regretted his choice of words.
The man's face softened. "She's told me so much about you. Riza dear, Mustang's here."
Roy looked at the top of the stairs where Riza was standing. He melted. She wore a long, black dress that had lace on the chest, showing a little cleavage. Her blond hair was curled.
"Riza, " he breathed. "You look fantastic."
She blushed, swallowing nervously. "You too."
He held his hand out to her. She took it, allowing him to lead her down the last step. Roy held out the bouquet of roses. She smiled, taking them. They were red like Riza's eyes.
"How bout' it Kyo? You a virgin?"
"Why the friggin' hell would I tell you?" Kyo yelled, his face turning red.
"Because I'll tie you to a chair, and make you watch yaoi for the rest of your life."
They all stared at Miroku. That was cruel.
Kyo held his hands up. "I surrender."
Miroku smiled. "Ok. Kudos for saving your self from such a ghastly boob-less fate. Now answer the question."
"…No."
Ed sat up, interested. "You don't have a girlfriend. So that means…."
"OH MY GOD! YOU SLEPT WITH TOHRU!"
After recovering with shock Inuyasha said, "Tohru's with Yuki though."
"Don't mention that asshole."
Miroku grinned. "Kyo's screwing his rival's girlfriend!"
"Go. To. Hell."
"Already been there, princess! Every moment I do not have my lovely Sango with me is Hell! Umm… Ok… Moving on. What about you Inu?"
"What do you think?" he replied, in a cocky tone.
"You screwed Kagome."
Inuyasha nodded a proud look on his face.
"What about you, Ed?"
"Well, I, uh, was kinda waiting for the right girl, ya' see?" Ed said, nervously.
"Rose ain't good enough for you?'' Miroku asked.
"It's not that. I just…" Ed bit his lip.
"You're in love with Winry Rockbell," Miroku stated.
Ed's face turned as red as a tomato, before he nodded.
"Your best friend?" asked Kyo, sitting indian style.
"Best friends should not fall for best friends." Inuyasha knew this all to well. Kagome had first been his friend, before being his lover.
Ed stared at his hands for a long time, before saying, "I know." He sighed, pausing to collect his thoughts. "I know we'll never be together. I'm with Rose, and besides, I know she doesn't like me in the same way.''
It was a sad, tense moment, everyone seemed to know this. Everyone except…
"I really, really miss Sango."
"Freakin' A, dude!"
Miroku had an idea hatching. "I think I have an idea…."
"OH MY GOD!"
"What?!" everyone asked simultaneously.
"Miroku," sniffed Kyo. "I'm so proud. You thought for once in your life.''
Miroku glared at him. Then winked. "Ok, I guess I have to tell them…"
"Noooooooo!! It was the squirrel's fault! Damn the nut-eating thing! Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!!"
"O…..k….So, Miroku, what were you saying?" Ed asked.
"Yeah what, Miroku?" Inuyasha looked over at Kyo, who seemed to be plotting revenge.
"Well, you know how the girls' are having a sleepover? I thought we could do a little spying."
They all smirked.