Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or anything I mention… except the theme of this story… THAT is mine mine not yours.
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Underwater…
"Shit…Damn…FUCK!!!" Sakura screamed to no one in particular. Being a mermaid, you aren't supposed to interact with humans; it's one of the basic merfolk laws. She mentally slapped herself.
'That wasn't supposed to happen' 'But it did' 'So? Dad will find out eventually. He'll be pissed' 'Since when did you follow Daddy's orders, princess?' 'True… and he was kinda cute' 'Why didn't you ask his name? ALL YOU DID WAS SPLASH!!!'
'…It seemed like the mermaid thing to do' 'Well I real- (Sakura crashed into some coral, hard coral, because she was too deep into a conversation with herself)
"God damn coral…" Sakura rubs her head and hears someone chuckling.
"Hello, my little princess" A smirking dark haired, black eyed merman swam toward her with a shark-like tail. (FYI: Girls have pretty and scailey tails like fish, guys have shark fins/tails because they're strong, bigger, yada yadda….blah back to the story)
"I'm not yours Sasuke" She snapped, the venom in her voice was clear as day
"And DON'T call me princess…" She glared at him.
"Not yet but you will be, Princess" He smirked "You are the next heir to the throne, aren't you? You need to marry a prince to do so. And as far as I know I'm the only single one left" He sneered.
"I don't plan on becoming Queen, and neither are my sisters. Our little brother, Konohamaru, is to be the next King… not you, or your twisted brothers. So stop trying to claw your way to the crown" She glared daggers at him.
(Sasuke's brothers are Zaku and Kabuto)
"I'll find a way and when I do..." He lifted her chin to make her look at him
"You'll become my wife, and you'll be screaming my name in no time." He smirked and swam away.
"Bastard…" Sakura snorted and went home.
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Over water…
Gaara sat there shocked… but amazed.
'Will I see her again…? That would be nice…' he smiled to himself. 'Does she even know your name dude?' his inner self asked 'I don't think so… But I'm sure I'll see her again, I got one of those feelings…' 'Gas?' 'Not gas dumb shit' 'you just called yourself a dumb shit' his inner self laughed '……I'm ending this conversation'
Gaara got up and walked back to the party.
"HEEEEYY!!! GAARA, OVER HERE!" A high-pitched squeal broke through his thoughts… and a few windows.
He sighed "what is it Ino?"
"Wacha doin this Saturday?" Ino asked seductively and her friends giggled.
"Nothing with you" He replied bluntly and walked on. But she grabbed his arm and pressed herself against it, breasts and all.
"Aww, why not?" He snatched his arm away
"Because knowing you, you'll drug my drink, and or force me to have sex with you" He snapped.
"You'll like it, I promise…" She whispered in his ear.
"Somehow, I highly doubt that…" He turned away.
"Maybe you are gay…" She scoffed and he laughed. "What's so funny?"
"You, and your sad attempt at reverse psychology" He walked off to find his brothers, leaving a pissy Ino behind.
Gaara soon found his brothers, and they left the party, it just didn't seem too interesting. On the way back his brothers noticed he was smiling, and it kinda freaked them out.
"Who are you, and what have you done with Gaara?!" Naruto asked tackling him.
"Yeah, you don't seem like yourself… something happened didn't it?" Shikamaru commented smirking with his amazing ability to read people.
"I…well… kind of met someone" Gaara replied trying to get Naruto off of him.
"OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! Is she cute? What does she look like? Do we know her? What's her name?! TELL US!!!" Naruto pleaded.
"She is one of the most beautiful beings I've ever met (he never said human XD), oddly enough she has pink hair and beautiful emerald eyes. I HIGHLY doubt you've met her, and her name is Sakura" Gaara explained with a haze in his eyes, apparently visualizing her.
"Sakura… Sakura… why does that name sound so familiar" Shikamaru thought out loud then said to himself 'Could it be…? Nah…. Just a coincidence… but pink hair… hmm'
He shook the thought and let it be… for now.
They went home, which was only down the beach, where Gaara watched the sunset… and met Sakura. The got back to their house, and Gaara could have sworn he heard Sakura yelling, he shrugged it off as his imagination.
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One week later…
"We haven't heard anything from Gaara's mystery girl yet… I wonder why." Naruto said while staring out the window at the ocean from the kitchen.
"Yeah…" Shikamaru said not really paying attention, because he was on his laptop playing Minesweeper, and IM-ing someone
"So do you think he knows that little about her, or do you think he was lying?"
"Yeah…" Shikamaru replied, and Naruto decided to try and trick him.
"I think you're a fag who jacks off to Barney" Naruto smirked
"Stop talking about yourself Naruto, I don't want to know what you jack off to." Shikamaru smirked, and Naruto sighed.
"Will I ever- no Naruto, I doubt you will ever get laid" Naruto was cut off by Shikamaru who soon had a pillow thrown his way. Then he resumed to what he was doing before, just staring at the ocean, until something caught his eye. A midnight blue haired girl was swimming near the rocks (where Sakura and Gaara met). Being curious he went out on the deck, trying to get a better look at things, but to no avail. So he went towards the shore/ rocks where the teen girl was swimming.
"Hey, girl? What are you doing swimming out her so early in the morning?" Naruto asked as the girl froze, diving behind a huge rock.
"Hey, wait!" He yelled "I won't hurt you." He looked at her softly as she poked her head over the rock and looked at him.
"What's your name?" Naruto asked, kind of turned on by her shyness and cute personality.
"H-Hinata" She said softly.
"I'm Naruto!" He grinned and sat down. "So why are you swimming out here? By yourself none the less."
"I… Like to swim." She said "A bit more than most people.." she looked down out of shyness, then looked back at him "So what brings you out here?"
"I thought you needed help or something..." He scratched his head " I guess I was wrong, mind if I join you?" He got up and stepped forward.
"DON'T!!!" She ducked behind the large rock "Don't c-come any c-closer Naruto…"
"Why not?" He asked kind of hurt, and stopped moving.
"Promise you won't freak out, okay?" She asked poking her head out once more, just enough to see her pretty pearl like eyes.
"Freak out about what?" Naruto asked
"Promise first" She replied not moving
"Okay, I promise I won't freak out." He nodded and grinned " What would I be freaked out about?"
"This…" She came from behind the rock and swam toward him as far as she could go and sat on a rock, baby blue tail and all. Naruto just stared stunned, mouth open, like a fish gasping for air.
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With Shikamaru… (Gaara just woke up and is in the kitchen)
He continued to IM this girl he met in a chat room.
Smartass4life: So what did you say your name was again?
CockyByotich: Temari, and yours?
S4L: Shikamaru, so why are you up so early? Well over here it's early anyways… :P
CB: I could ask you the same thing, and yeah, it's early over here, I live in Santa Cruz, Ca. you?
S4L: 0.o Seriously? That is where I live, I'm right next to the beach…
CB: . So do I!!! That's odd… why haven't I seen you?
S4L: Wait, you're not Kin are you?!
CB: Idiot I told you already, I'm Temari… who's Kin?
S4L: This girl who won't stop pestering me XP
CB: I have someone like that, his name is Kabuto, and he won't stop until I screw him… shivers It's creepy… XD… On a happier note, do you have any siblings? I have 2 sisters and a little brother.
S4L: I have 2 brothers.My littler brother won't stop talking about this girl he met yesterday… It's kinda annoying…
CB: My littler sis is doing the exact same thing…. Wait…
S4L: What?
CB: Is your little brother a redhead, with green eyes with dark circles around them, and has a love kanji on his forehead?! (O.O)
S4L: Does your little sister have pink hair and emerald eyes? Name's Sakura?
CB: Yeah… What's your littler brother's name… she didn't get it from him.
S4L: Gaara.
CB: Thanks, I'll tell her, so she'll stop calling him her little panda boy. XD lol
S4L: He always did look like a panda…lol.Hey wanna meet somewhere? Since we both live on the beach, do you know where the Shore Shack is?
CB: Who doesn't? I'll meet you there at 12:00, for lunch?
S4L: Sounds good… wait you're not a preppy psychotic bitch, are you?
CB: You mean if I'm a blond bimbo who's looking for a quick fuck? No, I may be blonde, but I have some pride… XD wanna see a pic?
S4L: . just making sure! Sure! I'll send you one too.
Picture was sent to CockyByotich
Picture was sent to Smartass4life
CB: Wow, you take a nice picture! Who are the other two in the pic?
S4L: Thanks, you too, I'm the brunette, Gaara is the redhead, and Naruto is the blonde. Are those other two your sisters?
CB: Yup:3 Sakura is the pinky, Hinata is the youngest and she's the dark-haired one. I'm the blonde!
S4L: Anyhoo, I'll see you later!
CB: See you there!
CockyByotich signs off.
Smartass4life signs off.
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Back with Naruto…
"Y-You're a-a…a…me...mer…m?" Naruto shocked started stuttering.
"Mermaid… yes, I'm a mermaid." She smiled "Do I disgust you… Do I freak you out?" She asked her heart sinking, staring at him sadly.
"No, you don't freak me out. It's a little shocking, but you're still cute." Naruto gave her a thumbs up and sat with her.
"My brothers aren't going to believe this, wh-YOU CAN'T!!!" Hinata said cutting him off. "You can't tell anybody… that I'm a mermaid, my sister did that yesterday, and my dad is really mad…" She sighed "It could jeopardize our existence"
"Well... that sucks, but I'll visit you, okay?" Naruto said
"I can go on land ya'know." She stuck her tongue out
"REALLY??!?!" Naruto asked surprised "Don't you have gills or something?" She slaps her head.
"Naruto you watch too many movies, my lungs are stronger, they can either be used for water or air." She nods her head
"Well, I have to get back, the guys might be suspicious, I talk to you later Hinata!" Ha waved and walked back to the house.
"Bye Naruto" She waved back and dove back into the water. She swam, until she saw the worst possible person she thought she could run into, Zaku. She looked for a place to hide, but to no avail.
"Hey Baby, where you goin?" Zaku asked swimming toward her blocking her escape
"Hello Zaku…" Hinata looked down to advert his gaze.
"Where are you off to, cuz we could always go to my place. Do a little of this and a little of that" He pursed his lips in a kissing motion, almost making Hinata puke.
"I don't think so" She said trying to get past him, but he was blocking her way.
"Move Zaku"
"Nah, I kinda like it here" He smirked looking her up and down. She couldn't help that she was one on the three most beautiful mermaids in all of the oceans. Especially when she, along with her sisters, was a princess.
"I'll call him. Zaku, I'm not afraid of him anymore." Hinata stated
"I dare you" He sneered backing off a bit.
"NEJI!!!!!" Hinata screamed, and another merman, with a gray tail swam at super speed toward the two. He stopped next to Hinata, and glared at Zaku.
"Is there something wrong Hinata?" He asked softly.
"Zaku won't leave me alone Neji…" She replied. He turned to Zaku and said "If you EVER do anything to my little cousin, I swear I'll skin you and feed the remains to my sharks" He glared at him and grabbed Hinata's hand "Common Hinata, Let's go back now" they both swam back to the castle.
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Author's NOTE!!!: Chapter 2 is up!!! What will happen next chapter?!? What will happen on Shikamaru and Temari's Date?!? WILL ANYONE REALLY READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?!?!? All of these will be answered in the next chapter!!!
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