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The Diagon Alley Shopping Expedition

( Two Days Later )

The seven hosts were standing together with various looks of excitement. Well, except for Kyouya, who was taking notes, and Mori, whose expression hardly ever changed.

""It's like a huge Commoner expo, tono!"" The twins said looking around happily.

"Do you like it here, Haruhi? Aren't you glad Daddy brought you?" Tamaki moved over to where the brunette was standing.

"We'll need books, uniforms, potions supplies…" Haruhi was thinking out-loud, and completely ignoring the Host King. "I wonder if I brought enough…"

"Since this is a club activity, the expenses will be covered under the Host Club's finances." A cool voice said in answer. Kyouya had out his notebook and seemed to be going over his own list. "Actually, all of our supplies have already been bought and sent to Hogwarts ahead of us."

Haruhi blinked, "But, then why are we…?"

( Why'd we even come? )

"Tamaki wanted to come." Kyouya answered the half-asked question.

( Should have guessed… )

"Oh. I see," Haruhi deadpanned, before turning around, "Then I'll just go back to the hotel…"

"HARUHI!" The blonde stood beside a shop, waving happily, "Look Haruhi! Do you want Daddy to get you this solid gold cauldron?"

"You're not my Daddy," Was the first reaction, followed by a prompt, "No."

"Boo, tono! Haruhi wouldn't want something lame like that!" One twin, Hikaru, said taking Haruhi's left arm.

"Right, wouldn't you prefer a new broom Haruhi? We can teach you how to fly it." The younger twin, Kaoru, said taking Haruhi's right arm.

"No, thanks, I-"

"Haru-chan!" Honey chimed, some cheerful humming noise coming from him. "Me and Takashi found some cakes that hum when you eat them!"

"Hm." Mori nodded, though he didn't have any music coming from himself.

"Want some?" The tiny blonde asked, pink blossoms blooming around his head.

"No, I-" Haruhi tried to say, but the others just kept pushing in. "Listen! There's nothing I want here, so why don't you all have fun, and I'll just go back to the hotel and study?"

"Haruhi! You don't want to spend the day shopping with Daddy?!" Tamaki looked as if the world was going to end.

"I already said you're not my Dad." Haruhi insisted.

"Aa, but I am like your Daddy, right?" Tamaki asked, brushing a lock of hair to the side elegantly, while a few girls on the street swooned.

"Well, I can't deny that…" The studious host sighed.

( Her real Daddy's a cross-dresser. )

"Why don't you go to the book store? Flourish and Blotts is said to have an adequate selection." Kyouya said, looking up briefly from his notebook.

"Book store?" Haruhi said in consideration, pondering the money she had that didn't need to be used for supplies. "Well, I could get a few things…"

The Host Club as a whole looked over at the short host.

The books store clerk thought a hurricane just blew through his store.

"Haruhi! What kind of book do you like?" Tamaki was shouting. The twins where meanwhile pulling nearly every book they could find down and offering it to the dazed brunette.

"There's a book on different types of cake here!" Honey put in, before Haruhi stopped them all.

"I can look for myself!"

Five faces looked back at her, wait…five?

Tamaki had moved towards the back of the store, looking for any book he thought Haruhi would like. He walked around the corner to find a bushy haired girl, holding at least 5 thick books, standing on the tips of her toes on a stool, reaching for another.

( Hermione Granger, Gryffindor (15) )

The King moved to help her, when she lost her balance, and he had to alter his motion to catch her instead. "You should be careful, you know." Tamaki said looking down into the face of the girl who looked to be only a year younger than him. "It would be a great tragedy if you damaged that lovely face of yours."

Tamaki's easy charm made the girl blush as he set her down and retrieved the book she had reached for. "T-thank you…"

"It was only my pleasure to help you, princess." The King said handing her the book, meanwhile wondering if a book like that would make Haruhi happy.

"Hey, Hermione! What's taking so-" A red head moved around the opposite corner and stopped dead. "What?"

( Ron Weasley, Gryffindor (15) )

Another boy with a mess of black hair followed around behind him.

( Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, Gryffindor (15) )

"Oh, it's nothing! I just almost fell here, and…um..oh!" Hermione realized she didn't introduce herself. "I'm Hermione Granger, by the way."

She held out her hand to shake, but Tamaki took it and placed a gentle kiss on the top. "Tamaki Suoh, at your service."

Hermione blushed a brighter red, but the red-head seemed to fume. "Oh, and these are my friends Harry and Ron."

"Nice to meet-" Tamaki began, holding out his hand, when something that sounded a lot like firecrackers went off behind him.

The King nearly jumped out of his skin.

""It worked!"" Two voices said together.

""The best part about these is they're reusable."" Two more voices said together. ""Is that a buy?""

"We'll take all you've got!""

Tamaki knew those voices, and he whipped around to tell off the doppelganger hosts, but froze mid point.

There were two sets of red-head twins facing him, four smirking twins in all.

"T-t-they multiplied!" Tamaki sweat dropped backing up.

"Fred and George Weasley." Kyouya's calm voice said behind Tamaki. "It seems like Hogwarts has another set of little devil types."

"Little devil?" Harry and Ron asked together, but didn't get an answer.

"You go to Hogwarts?" Hermione asked Tamaki once he calmed down. "That's strange, I haven't seen…"

"We'll be transferring to Hogwarts from Ouran for the year." Tamaki explained, "I'm so fortunate… even just this moment with you was worth the trip."

"Save it for our customers, Tamaki." Kyouya said pulling him away. "Didn't you want to get Haruhi some books?"

"Oh, right! It is my duty as her-" Tamaki's sparkles started up.

"I'm done shopping." Haruhi said holding up a bag full of purchased books.

The host twins 'Aww'd, but paid the Weasley twins the money with the promise that the Sploders' would be delivered at Hogwarts.

They found Honey being coddled by the mother Weasley. Molly seemed to have fallen for the loli-shota, her mother instincts having a field day. "Where's your mommy, little boy?"

They managed to get Honey back onto Mori's shoulders, and out safely before Ron could try to physically throw the King out after he kissed the youngest Weasley, and only girl siblings' hand.

Over all it was another good day.