Leo Vulpes: Okay, so I've had some leagal disputes, and I had to release Sasori and Shukaku. It was under the pretense that: (Spoiler) They don't exist anymore. I said screw it and have successfully rescued my co-hosts.

Sasori: Oh joy -sarcasm-

Shukaku: Hey, at least she was decent enough to let us have our own room here.

Leo Vulpes: Yeah, so bow down and apologize! -points to floor-

Sasori: Bite me... ow! Shukaku!

Shukaku: Yesh? -gives cute uke pout-

Sasori: Oh, you're getting it now. -licks lips-

Leo Vulpes: -holds out fluffy navy handcuffs, vibrator, and strawberry flavored lube- Here, Sasori, you can use these if I can take picutres and notes.

Sasori: -grabs items- Whatever

Shukaku: o.0 What!? You- you can't be serious!

Leo Vulpes: Enjoy this chapter while I suffer from a major nosebleed! Oh yeah the-

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! Wewt! (or Yu Yu Hakusho.)

My Other Life

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Chapter 8

The Return Part II

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Tsume had been so happy when her son returned, and Akamaru was happy as well. After all, if the one mission your master doesn't bring you because he's still learning to fight by himself, he ends up being presumed dead, wouldn't you be a very depressed dog? Akamaru was.

Hana immediately gulfed her brother- half brother, Kiba remembered- in a death grip hug, and then giving him a harsh noogie for scaring the wits out of them.

That night Kiba had gotten little sleep, despite Akamaru being curled up next to him- his mind kept flashing back to the revelation of his real family. Hana's dad and his dad weren't the same. Every time Kiba had asked about his dad when he was a kid, Tsume only told how she'd first met a man, and they had Hana. She wouldn't say anything after that. Did Tsume not know who Kiba's real dad was?

"Kiba!"

Kiba was snapped out of his musings by his mother screaming in his ear. "Yes Kaasan?"

Tsume grinned widely. "I finished making the bacon… want some?" The elder woman held out a plate of fried meat. The younger nodded and soon found himself eating slower than usual.

"Where's Hana?"

Tsume glanced over to her son. "She's on a mission… why?"

"Nothing." Kiba went back to nibbling at his bacon, occasionally stopping eating fully for a whole minute or two. "Kaasan… who was my dad?"

Tsume smiled softly. "I met him when you grandfather had gone out on a mission-"

"Not Hana's father… my dad." Kiba clarified.

The woman's eyes narrowed in frustration. "You and Hana have the same father. I-"

"No." Kiba interrupted. "No we don't. I know we don't. Don't ask me how, I just know."

There it was the long, confrontational, pregnant pause of silence as neither Inuzuka ate, and Akamaru scampered off from the high tension. "I don't know who your dad was. It was a party, and some distant relatives came. There was beer, lots of beer, and I had had one too many to be conscious. I guess I met someone, and he might have been drunk or not too, but all I know is that after a couple of weeks, I found out I was pregnant, and Hana's dad had been away on a month mission, so it couldn't be his child. When his teammates came back and told me he was dead, I didn't know whether to feel relieved or sad. Sad because I'd lost my husband and the man who was going to raise my children, or relieved because I wouldn't have to tell him that you weren't his. I never told Hana- I honestly don't think it would matter, she'd still see you as her little, annoying brother." Tsume admitted, getting up from the table and walking towards the kitchen. "But regardless of who your father's were, you're both my children."

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First thing when Shino had gotten home, everyone in his clan began staring at him, like he was breaking some unwritten rule by not wearing the trench coat, the damn sunglasses that hid his green eyes, or any of the 'normal attire'. Or maybe it was because the others could tell that there were kichikai beetles in him anymore. Everyone avoided him, like his skin was too hot to be near.

So here we have our favorite Aburame- excuse me, only Tora- training out in the woods, rapidly kicking a tree.

He stopped and looked at his hands, clenching them tight and sucking in a breath. It was starting to burn even himself, the heat. He wondered how long people from the Tora clan usually lived, and how did they deal with the fire?

"Shino-kun."

He turned around to be face to face with crystal blue eyes. "Kiya."

Kiya chuckled and then walked over to where he was just kicking the tree. "I can help." Shino gave her a look of question, which caused the raven to chuckle again. "I can help with the fire. But you have to give me something in return."

Shino looked down to his red palms, sweating from just being wrapped up. "Sure."

The raven giggled and then turned to the Tora. "There are three, ways, one of which you probably won't like. One, you can use the fire in a jutsu, and it goes away. Two, when you come near your life mate, it will die down, and if you get more intimate with them it stays down for about a week. And three, the one you won't like, you can masturbate or fuck some whore at least once a day, sometimes it may be more. Tora were a very intimate clan, and the children didn't gain the fire until they were about sixteen. It's these reasons that they didn't die from the fire." She explained, tracing where Shino's foot had indented the tree. She suddenly glanced up to him. "Now for what I want."

Shino gulped, the dark look on her face matched her and that was disturbing. "What do you want?"

Kiya grinned maliciously and walked over to Shino, tracing a finger on his jaw. "Oh, nothing much. Just, a teammate of yours that happens to look very delicious. She happens to have my eye right now, and I would deeply appreciate if you could, per say, lead her to me?"

"And how do you suppose we do that?"

Kiya smirked. "Oh, I already have it all planned out."

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"Kazekage-sama." The words were spoken as a knock was heard.

Gaara looked up from his paper work to look at the door. "Come in."

A Jounin stuck his head in. "There are three Jounin from Konoha with a scroll for you."

"Let them in."

"Hai."

"Konichiwa Gaara-kun!" One squealed walking in, her ice blue hair tied up. A boy with cerulean hair that reached his thighs and another with brown hair that reached his mid-back walked in behind the girl, who was pulling a scroll out of her shirt that was tucked beneath her bra.

The ANBU stopped her. "One, have some decency, and two, that's Kazekage-sama." She spoke harshly.

Usagi stuck her tongue out at the ANBU. "Puh-lease. I need no decency in here. You're a girl, that's my brother, and the rest are gay. Trust me, I know these things. I live with plenty of them. Plus if anyone here were to do anything and I told my boyfriend, you'd never see tomorrow." She muttered the last part, setting the scroll on the desk in front of Gaara. "And I know Gaara personally. Therefore I have no reason to call him 'Kazekage-sama.' That just bugs me."

Gaara picked up the scroll, unsealing it and scanning over the text. "Matsuri, leave."

The ANBU grumbled a bit before sighing and leaving the four ninja in the room. "So what did you three come to talk to me about exactly?"

Karu sat down with a grumble. "We're supposed to stay here and keep the entire sand village company for one and a half months and then we're supposed to transport you and your brother and sister to Konoha. Kami-sama bless the old man. Yoko sure knows how to control things and keep them quiet quite well."

Gaara nodded." Very well, there are some spare rooms down the hall and to the right. Please, make yourself at home. Neji-san, stay, I need a word with you."

Karu and Usagi both waved goodbye to their friends, ducking out and going to find themselves some rooms.

The Hyuuga walked up to the desk, leaning over and pulling Gaara closer by the collar. "And what kinds of words do you need with me?"

The red head's eyes softened as he unhooked his collar from Neji's hands and walked around to face the Hyuuga. "I need your words." He spoke, wrapping his arms gently around Neji's waist and nuzzling into the taller man's chest.

Neji let the red head hug him as he ran his hand soothingly up and down Gaara's spine, tracing every single bone. "Then my words, they're yours."

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"That woman- ugh! I can't stand her already! 'Have some decency' she says, yeah, and that shirt that showed her entire cleavage was modest. Che. I'm not saying that cleavage is bad, she was just showing too much there. I swear Karu, you see me about to beat the snot out of her, don't stop me!" Usagi ranted, flailing her arms about, not really caring that her brother wasn't listening to it all.

Karu sighed, waving his hand in a dismissive way. "Yeah, whatever Niichan." He said nonchalantly. He stopped in this motion as two certain sand ninja came into view. The elder one was yelling angrily at the younger one while the younger was being held up against the wall and suffocated. "Ah, well if it isn't Temari-chan and Kankuro-san."

Temari immediately dropped her brother who fell to the floor gasping. "Hello Karu-kun."

Usagi looked between the two. "You know her Niisan?"

"Hai. You might not know but we've met." He pointed to his hair tie that was still on her wrist. "I was the one who told them where to find Gaara when they were looking for him. You haven't met them because there simply was not enough time before we left. Niichan, meet Subaku no Kankuro and Temari, and you two, this is my twin sister Usagi." He introduced both sides, smiling peacefully. "Kankuro-san, Temari-chan, you might want to suggest to your brother that he keep Matsuri away from Usagi here or he'll be short one ANBU."

Usagi had stormed off at the mention of said ANBU, muttering about too much cleavage which greatly confused the sand nin. And then Temari suddenly remembered she was angry at Kankuro for leaving the toilet seat up, and he felt the hate waves so hard he ran off in a flash.

There was a long moment of silence before Temari finally spoke, holding out the rubber band that Karu had given her the other day. "Here."

Karu smirked gently taking a step closer to the woman, who was only just a few months younger. "No. Keep it, there might be a time when you need it."

"No, I can take care of myself." Temari protested.

"I'm sure you can." Karu replied, taking another step, causing Temari to back up right into a wall. "But what if someone does this, and you freeze up and can't get away?" He asked, taking her wrists and pinning them against the wall beside her head. "All you would have to do is channel energy into the hair band and I'd come to help."

The blonde's eyes darted every which way, refusing to meet his ice blue ones that were staring at her green-blue ones, waiting to capture them. And then she made a mistake and was caught.

Karu brought his lips to where her ear and jaw connected. "If I let go, are you going to run?" When Temari shook her head he slowly released her wrists, moving his hand down to hold her hips. He could feel her hands wrapping behind his neck. "I'm only here to protect you, and that will help me locate you if needed. Never. Be. Afraid. To call. Me." He whispered harshly against her skin.

"I won't." She replied shakily. "I promise I won't."

Karu chuckled softly. "Good." He released her and walked off finding himself a room in which he could stay for the two months.

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Chibi scratched the back of his neck as he followed Hinata into the house. "Eh, thanks Hina-chan. But you really shouldn't do this if it'll get you in trouble with your father."

"It's no problem Chibi-kun." Hinata spoke, knocking on the wooden floor as she kneeled in front of the sliding paper door. "Just stay there for now."

"Yes." A deep voice.

Hinata slid the door open slowly, keeping Chibi just out of view from her father. "Tousan, I would like to request that a guest stay here four two to three months."

"Have I met this guest, or is it a teammate."

"No."

"Is he here?"

"Hai."

"Show him to me."

Hinata nodded, sliding the door open a little more to show Chibi who was also kneeled on the wooden floor.

Hiashi assessed the man, noting to ask about his odd green eyes. "Do you have a name?"

"It's Chibi, Hiashi-sama." Chibi respectively spoke.

"Your family name?"

Chibi pouted a bit, looking sadly to the floor. "I never knew my parents, no one did, but if I had to chose a name, I'd go by the name my adopted parents have. Uzumaki Chibi." He smiled brightly.

The name ruffled Hiashi's feathers a bit, but he soon calmed down. "Are you here in anyway to steal the Byakugan's secrets? Your eyes do look… odd."

"Tousan!" Hinata snapped but the green eyed man just laughed.

"It's okay Hina-chan. I get that a lot, so does Koi. It's not everyday you see bright green eyes. But answer his question, no. I have my own bloodline and seriously do not wish to have anyone elses." He replied.

Hiashi stared at him. He didn't like this fellow, and was willing to ask anything to prevent him from staying here. Something about his presence unnerved him greatly. "Do you have any intentions to woo my daughter? Or any other Hyuuga women?"

Chibi's face was one of surprise at the question. "No, I have a girlfriend who would kick my ass if I tried anything. I really love her and don't feel like losing her." He spoke, a picture of an ice blue haired kitsune popping up in his mind.

"Do you-"

Chibi slammed his hands on the ground, getting to his feet. "Listen here, I have no intentions of anything. I just need a place to stay, and Hina-chan here was nice enough to offer, so I took that offer." He stomped away, hearing Hinata apologize to her father and run after him. "I can't stand him." He told her truthfully.

Hinata nodded. "Neither can Niisan, but we all deal with him whether we want to or not. You said you had a bloodline, what is it?"

Chibi stopped, turning to look at the sky through a window. "I'm the last of the Forest Neko. There was a great band of us that shared the great forest with the Wolves and we were highly regarded as royalty. Our bloodline was healing, but my family specialty, it was seduction. I have the ability to make any one focus solely on me or fall in love with me. I don't like it because there are times that Usagi or Karu think I'm using it on others, or on Usagi, but I only use it in fights to trick the enemy. I really don't want to hurt her, Usagi, because one day, I'm going to ask her to marry me." He turned and grinned at the younger neko.

Hinata smiled back leading him to an extra room that was fully furnished. "I think that's sweet. But if you don't mind me asking, how old are you all?"

Chibi sat on the bed and leaned back. "Well, me, Usagi, Karu, Kage, Kumori, and Koi are all Itachi's age, and Oni is Naru-chan's age. Kiya, Siya, Kibou and Kyuubi are all Itachi's age as well. Yoru is the same age as Kakashi because him and Obito were teammates. And Kushina is only a few years younger than Minato. Yoko, no one knows how old he is, only that it's over five hundred, possibly more." He explained.

The Hyuuga smiled. "Well, I'll leave you alone for now."

"Alright, you do that Hina-chan."

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Naruto opened the window silently, making sure to shut before a draft floated in. He was watched by a pair of cobalt eyes that belonged to a smirking face. He was pulled down onto a large bed by strong pale arms and could feel the other one lay right behind him, fitting perfectly like a puzzle. "Naru-chan." The voice whispered, nuzzling into his hair.

Naruto flipped over and the other laid down, while the blonde rested his head and arm on the broad chest, with a pale arm over his shoulder and resting on his back. He wrapped his leg around a pale one and sighed. "Sasuke."

Just the sound of their voices let the other know that this was theirs, and only theirs. No one could share in this, the newly added necklace with an onyx stone to Sasuke's wardrobe was proof of this, and the newly added blue topaz necklace to Naruto's wardrobe was also proof.

"So Oni, Kage, Riritsuku, Kumori, and Koi are living here?" Naruto asked.

"Hn. It's the first time in so long that there's been a girl in this house." He answered with a slight chuckle.

Naruto grinned, snuggling more into the embrace. "Did you hear she's a Jounin?"

"Oh really? Well, I'm sure at that age if we had known our true heritage we could have been too." Sasuke replied silently thanking the simple times they had together. "So I heard that Oni had wanted to stay at your place?"

Naruto nodded slowly. "Yeah, he says he wants to see both cousins' houses. I'll show him, but I won't let him stay the night. I mean, what would happen if he woke up in the middle of the night to find me not there. Then he'd come rushing to you asking where the hell I am, only to see me with you."

"That would be hard to explain to everyone who would hear him screech- all of Konoha. But it would make him, Kage, Kumori, and Koi feel better about themselves here. After all, Kage told me that someone had decided it would be a good idea to insult the way they raise Riritsuku, and Oni almost got in a fist fight with the old lady." Sasuke spoke, using his free hand to stroke at Naruto's golden locks.

Said blonde yawned loudly. "Yeah, that sounds like Oni."

The author is too busy having a nosebleed, taking notes, and getting some photo-art in order to talk to you. So I, Teh Random Voice, shall do it for her! Please reveiw, and she will give you... something. I have no clue what. -.-