Leo Vulpes: Oh shit! This is my longest chapter ever! And it's also the unveiling of my now co-hosts! I would like to introduce Sasuke and Naru-chan!
Naruto: Finally! Some recognition!
Sasuke: Hn.
Leo Vulpes: EMO!
Sasuke: And you're not?
Leo Vulpes: No, I'm not, only part of the way there, but my friend Dessi is the total definition of Emo.
Naruto: I haven't been on here with Leo since The Eye of the Storm! -teary eyes-
Leo Vulpes: Yeah, well, you also get to be on the remake.
Naruto: What!? 0.o
Leo Vulpes: Yeah, I'm remaking The Eye of the Storm. You know, more details, longer chapters, more about the kids lives... that sort of stuff.
Naruto: ... cool!
Sasuke: 0.0 No! Move to the discclaimer before she does anymore damage! Move to the-
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... or Yu Yu Hakusho. I only own my OCs, and I really want to hit myself over the head for this!
My Other Life
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Chapter 11
Kyuubi's Pain
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"I'm 'bout to kick his ass!" A musky voice shouted with a feral growl.
A woman's scoff was heard. "Yeah, with your see through body."
"Shut-up." The musky voice ordered, not happy with not being able to kill.
"Hey!" A strong voice sounded. "You two quit bickering. I'm not going to be responsible for babysitting you two."
"Ah, but it's already too late for that." Another voice stated. "She's your responsibility, so keep her from getting into a fight with Foxy, and we're set."
The musky voice grumbled something along the lines of 'stop calling me Foxy damnit'.
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The household was in a state of haze, like they were supposed to lounge about this foggy day. Well, it was that way for all… except the kids. Riritsuku, Leo, Kitsune, Akita, Tsuki, Taro, Meka, and Takala were all up and running around, annoying everyone they could, and waking up the lazy-asses who dared to fall asleep in their presence.
They were doing good at not getting caught… that was until they went and disrupted Yoko.
"Little runts!" His loud voice screamed out as four little children came rushing out of the study. "Sasuke, Naruto, take them out somewhere! I have to work on this!"
The blonde sighed, getting up from his lover's arms and exiting the room to gather the small hyperactive balls. Once said and done, Sasuke joined them.
"Okay, so what do you squirts want to do today?" He asked, a bright smile on his face.
The children glance at each other. Seven of them had no clue as to what there was to do in Konoha, and the last one grinned widely. "Let's go to the park!" Riritsuku shouted, her black wolf tail waving back and forth in happiness.
Naruto's smile fell into a look of pure horror. Kids. Running. Everywhere. No Limitations. Deep Shit. But meanwhile Sasuke was inwardly chuckling, it was humorous.
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"Aniki! Aniki! Come play hide and seek with us!" Kitsune squealed, tugging on his older brother's sleeve, pulling him up and over to where his sisters, cousin, and friends were waiting.
The older blonde protested in every way possible to get away from the monstrosities known as his siblings. "Let me go Otouto! I swear I'll get Kiya-Aneko on you!"
Kitsune scoffed, rolling his blue eyes. "Yeah right, Kiya-Aneko loves me."
Sasuke's eyes grazed the scene with amusement. Naruto was being tortured by the little devils. Then out of the corner of his eyes he saw a little girl swinging on the swing set by herself, brown hair tied into pig-tails, a green t-shirt and blue-jeans, and dark eyes as she glanced fascinatingly at the mass of people abusing the older blonde (all of who had their special features retracted). Then he noticed the woman on the other side of the bench from him, brown hair cascading onto her tan shoulders, soft brown eyes scanning a book that was held in her hand against her large stomach.
"Takala." The Uchiha beckoned his nephew.
Takala came bounding over, hopping up on the seat beside him. "Hai Niisan?"
"Why don't you go ask that little girl if she wants to play with you?" He suggested, nodding his head in the direction of the brown haired girl.
The raven boy nodded and ran off, while Sasuke watched as the girl nodded and was dragged over by the hyper red eyed boy to everyone else. "That was very kind." Sasuke looked to his side to see the woman had put her book down and was watching her daughter. "You're going to raise a fine son Sasuke-san."
The raven was taken aback by this comment and chuckled. "Oh, Takala's not my son. He's my nephew. But I'll be sure to pass the information on to his fathers." He replied.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean- I just assumed- I mean he looked like you a lot and I-"
"It's fine. This is actually the first time someone's mistaken me for his father."
"So how do you know the other kids? I saw you all come here together."
Sasuke chuckled. "Ah yes, well, one is my cousin's daughter, four are Takala's father's nieces and nephew, and the other two are Takala's grandfather's friends' sons. If any of that makes any sense."
The woman smiled sweetly. "I didn't follow a single word of that, but I trust that you didn't kidnap those children." She joked.
Sasuke kept his face still. He could make good humor without a smile or laugh, but right now he was intent on making sure the devils' spawns did not hurt his Naruto. But wait… that made him the brother of one of those devils… shit.
After a bit, The boys were still roughhousing around with Naruto while the girls had come and sat with Sasuke. Akita was passed out on his lap, Riritsuku was sleeping on his left, Leo was clinging to his neck, napping, and Tsuki was on his right, watching her brothers.
"Hey come on you guys! Hokage-sama is about to make a youthful announcement!" Lee said, running by the park, informing Naruto and Sasuke that it was indeed time to leave.
The woman, who had identified herself and her daughter as Rakun and Hiroki, smiled as Sasuke woke up the four girls and Naruto calmed the boys down. "Would you two be willing to join us to what ever the Hokage has planned now?" She asked.
Naruto fidgeted nervously before nodding. "Sure, we'd be glad to."
The Uchiha looked over to his secret lover and saw the uncertainty in his eyes. 'You didn't have to say yes.' He mouthed to the kitsune.
The blonde looked down.
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Taking seats in the many stands that been transformed to appear, Naruto seemed more on edge than before. "Ne, Aniki," Tsuki tugged at the sleeve of her older brother's jacket. "I can see Baasan up there!" She squealed, pointing up to the stage where indeed the elder was standing.
Yoko was dressed in a ceremonial kimono, just like the one he'd worn to the festival, and his shoulder blade length red hair was tied up in a pony tail high on his head. Naruto could hear the whispers from those around them.
'Such a beautiful woman.'
'Does she have a sister?'
'I'd hit that.'
'Mommy, who's that pretty lady?'
'He sure is girly looking for a man.'
Naruto chuckled inwardly, as Tsunade stopped talking to Yoko and stepped up to the podium type thing.
The blonde Hokage tapped the microphone a few times to see if it was working. "Citizens of Konoha, I'm sure everyone here is worried about the construction going on outside of Konoha." She stopped to let the people murmur amongst themselves. "I would like to assure you that it is being fully overseen by someone more powerful than myself. He has assured me that if any of the demons dare to harm he shall take measures into his own hands and they will not be light, the same thing if we harm any of them. It would serve you well not to get on his nerves for he's already pissed at the majority of Konoha.
"I'll let him speak in a moment, but right now, I'm going to explain this tournament to you all. Konoha has a reserved spot in this, and we will be calling upon the top ninja that aren't already entered into this. There are allowed eight people into a team, and you must pick a team leader. The preliminaries to pick the twenty-four team who will be in the tournament will be held in four weeks. Now here is the man himself who is going to be overseeing the entire thing."
Murmurs of the crowd died down as Yoko took the spot where Tsunade once stood. "My name is Kyuubi no Yoko." He paused to let the crowd gasp, scream, grow angry, and whatever the hell else they wanted to do in his presence. "I would first like to state that my attack on Konoha was not intentional… at first. I merely wanted to find someone who'd hurt me deeply, but then, events happened that have caused many demons and spirits to distrust Humans, but mainly Konoha in general. I am here on peaceful terms and do not wish for a fight. This tournament is going to decide who takes the crown as the Demon King in my place. Humans and spirits are indeed allowed to enter, but it cannot be assured you will win or even live.
"I would like to introduce my family, as many will be familiar to you. You have my first daughter Uzumaki Kushina, her husband Uzumaki Minato." He could hear the crowd gasp, gossip, and the adults tell their children that this was the fourth Hokage.
Naruto picked Kitsune from Sasuke and gave him a smile. "See you up there teme."
"And their children, Uzumaki Kiya, Kibou, and Siya as their first liter, Uzumaki Naruto as their second, and Uzumaki Tsuki, Kitsune, Leo, and Akita as their third. We have my second daughter, Uchiha Yoru, her husband Uchiha Obito, their son Akayume no Oni, and their granddaughter Akayume no Riritsuku. Then you have my son Uchiha Kyuubi, his husband Uchiha Itachi, and their son Uchiha Takala." At this point in time, Sasuke had 'poofed' away from the crowd and to where the others were waiting. "Kushina and Minato also have six adopted children, Akayume no Kage and Kumori, Chibi, Koi, and Mizu no Karu and Usagi. Akayume no Kage is married to Akayume no Oni and is Riritsuku's father."
"You probably remember that entire week when some of your shinobi and kunoichi went missing and then suddenly turned up. Well, they were with me, I'd had my adopted grandson Chibi bring them to me. So I would like to introduce the people who aren't my family members but I consider them extremely close friends. There's Uchiha Mikoto and her second son Uchiha Sasuke. Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Tora Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura, Subaku no Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro, Hyuuga Hinata and Neji, and Nara Shikamaru. Some of my close friends are Youko Kurama, his husband Hiei, and their sons Meka and Taro. Urameshi Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara, Genkai, and Yukina are also included in that group." He explained.
"I would wish that I had better feelings towards Konoha, but there are some things that one cannot forgive. But I can assure you, we have the same enemies; The Akatsuki and Otogakure. Now, I know most, actually, all of you are itching for some answers so I'll allow some questions." Dear god, this felt like a fucking interview.
"Does this mean that Minato-san will resume being Hokage?"
Yoko shook his head. "No, he's completely resigned, and also has harsh feelings towards the village."
"Does this mean that all the Uchiha, Hyuuga, Yamanaka, and Nara clans are demons?"
One again, red hair whipped back and forth as Yoko shook his head. "No, there are some complications but the Uchiha's you see up here are the only demons. The Hyuuga could have been, but the gene was not active in any of them until Hinata-hime and Neji-kun were born. The Yamanaka clan is indeed made of spirits, but many forgot their heritage except for a select few who never told their children due to certain events. It was the same with the Nara clan."
"Who's your wife?"
Yoko flinched. He used to be called the wife, but that was back when he had a husband. "I don't have one." He honestly told.
"Does that mean they're adopted?"
Next thing anyone knew, the great demon broke out in guffaw. "No, I carried each of my kits in my womb for seven and half weeks each. I gave birth to them, they are of my blood."
"How the hell is that possible!?"
"Watch your language, there are children here." The onyx eyed fox snapped. "As for your question, all demons- regardless of gender or not- can become pregnant. But, just as there is birth control for women, there is one made for men."
"Why do you hate Otogakure?"
Yoko stood frozen, not daring to speak, to move, to breath. He could only listen as everyone whispered about what could possibly be wrong with the demon.
Suddenly Yusuke and Mikoto were guarding him. "That's enough!" The raven she-wolf snapped harshly. "You've already pried into his personally life enough, go dig at someone else's history!" Her bite many flinching. Never before had they seen the Lady Uchiha in such a manner. Most of the time she had been a sweet woman who wanted nothing more than the welfare of others, but she never acted like this.
The next thing anyone knew, the entire crowd was in an uproar and rushing towards the stage to try and get their hands on the demons up there. Maybe just to assure themselves; were they something fake or something real?
They were close to grasping the demons even as Mikoto and Yoko growled in warnings, but backed off as soon as the heads of the Yamanaka and Nara clan, Inochi and Shikaku, were defending him. It was this that caused them to turn their attention to the others who stood off to the side, and tried to get at them.
Everyone faired well getting away from the giant mob except for when Kyuubi tripped and was caught by the ankle. He grasps desperately for Itachi's hand which was reaching for him. But alas, he was unsuccessful and was dragged into the mob.
The enclosure was making him uneasy, among other things, but when hand started tugging at him to and fro, he started screaming.
Two bays, one of a wolf's and one of a fox's, caused everyone to stop and turn back to the stage, where a large black wolf, a little taller than the average man, and a mini-replica of the Kyuubi that had attacked their village were standing there. Both the canine demons jumped into the crowd, making them disperse and run. The wolf went up to the flailing red-head and bent down so he could climb on its back and the fox growled at anyone who dared to come near. A small black wolf cub trotted along side the larger wolf as the dashed off to the Uchiha compound.
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Chaos in the village was actually putting it mildly. People couldn't seem to leave the demons and spirits alone. But Hinata in all her new-newfound glory put up a barrier around the Uchiha compound – which is where they were all staying now – that only let demons and spirits, or humans who's chakra had been signified, in or out.
Yoko traveled through the house, and knocked on the door that led to Itachi and Kyuubi's room.
"Yeah Kaasan?" Kyuubi's voice spoke through the door.
Yoko entered and saw Itachi in his youkai form, curled up behind Kyuubi's head like a pillow, his tail hanging off the edge while his head curled around to rest on Kyuubi's shoulder, and Takala was resting on his mother's slightly swollen stomach. The elder took a seat and sighed. "You do still know I'm not happy about this."
Kyuubi cast his gaze downward. "I'll be fine in time for the tournament. I've done this before."
"What I want to know is how it happened."
"I forgot to take the pill and I was going to take it in the afternoon, but, there was a moment, it was perfect, just like in movies. We were on a secluded hill, the sun was setting, and one thing led to another. I realized it all too late. But I'm happy too."
"Kyuubi, I don't know what to do."
"I can take care of myself."
"Damn it, Kyuubi, this is the third time it's happened!"
Kyuubi flinched, he never wanted to remember that time. "You know as well as I do, he raped me and I was three fucking years old, I had no defense! I didn't even know what was happening! I'd just lost my parents! Only Kushina and Yoru could help, and they barely knew what to do and were sometimes to occupied with raising their own kids to make sure their pregnant three year old brother was okay!! I know I hate the kid, and I hate him just as much as you! But I had no choice, and Takala was no mistake, I'm glad I had him." He fussed.
"Kyuubi, I know you can do all this, but- but the last time I saw my child pregnant, I was gone before they were born. This is something akin to a knew experience for me, and I don't know how to help you. I've had three children of my own, but I want to be able to help." Yoko was in an inner turmoil, he wanted nothing but to keep his only son safe, but also wanted to let be free and help him.
Kyuubi opened his arms and invited his mother in for a comforting hug. "Kaasan, we'll be fine, I promise completely. And when Itaru is born, Takala's going to be a great older brother, and you'll be there when it happens in no less than three weeks, judging by how fast this tyke is growing." He grinned, patting his stomach.
It was a habit of the fox demon race to be naturally bipolar, switching from one emotion to the next in a flurry of swings. Most who lived with foxes were so used to it by know that they paid it no mind, but many noticed and partially shunned the race for it.
"Yoko-kun… Tsunade-sama is here, should I let her in?" Mikoto asked, standing in the doorway, and with a nod she smiled to her son and son-in-law and went to let the blonde Hokage in.
There was silence, except for the light, childish snores coming from Takala as he slept, until Yoko stood up. "I'm going to inform Tsunade on how to deliver for male demons, she's going to help me when it's time for Itaru to be born." He walked down the halls, noticing with a smirk, that Naruto and Sasuke's chakra signatures were in the same room behind a closed door, then he vaguely wondered who else knew of their love? He walked through the living room and spotted most lazing around, Riritsuku was napping in her mother's lap who was napping in her father's lap, who was reading a scroll as if it were natural to have a man and your daughter on you lap asleep. Koi was smiling fondly as he watched Kumori play with the kids, a game of go fish had turned into an all out war of betting stuff. Kurama and Yukina were talking with Ino and Temari about something or another. And then he walked to the front door and opened it. "Such a pleasure to see you here Tsunade-hime." He spoke with a bow.
Tsunade scoffed playfully. "I'm here to talk to you more on the subject of everything. It seems there's more than you told Yoko-sama." She addressed, blunt to the point.
Yoko's face took upon one that he would normally wear while attending formal affairs. "Hai, in fact, I wished to speak to you about certain matters before anymore time passes." He led her to the study and had her take a seat and he sat across from her. "There are some which you know are demons or spirits. You know Orochimaru, your former friend?" He noticed that she'd flinched at the mention of her last living teammate. "He's my ex-husband. But Kabuto… is his son, but not mine. When my son, Kyuubi, was only three, after I'd been sealed, after my husband died, but before everyone that could left, Orochimaru got a hold of him and- and…" He trailed off, hoping the Hokage would get the point without him saying anything, and judging by the way her eyes widened, she did.
"He- he raped him?"
The red-head nodded grimly. "Now understand, as soon as a demon is born, they can be impregnated, there is no such thing similar to what human women have called a period. We do go through heat though, once a year, closest to when we're born, and that's when we're most fertile, but we can become pregnant anytime of the year. A child, the age span of one day, can become pregnant, but this would most likely result in the child dying.
"So, my son was soon pregnant, with Orochimaru's son. I was sealed within Naruto, and had no way of helping him. His chances of survival were almost one to fifty. But a stroke of luck, he survived, but he was angry. He has a better comprehension of the world, but he did not want the child, so gave him to Konoha orphanage. Kyuubi had planned to go back when he was older and take the child and raise him but when he saw the destruction that was being led in his path, he grew hate for him. Kabuto means nothing to him. He wasn't even attached to him during the time he was carrying him. Kyuubi's hate for the boy is so great he's willing to kill him, and I support it fully."
Tsunade's blank stare stayed on the ground, she couldn't believe that Kabuto was Orochimaru's child. Is that why the snake favored the silver haired man? "I have a feeling, Yoko-sama, that you're not telling me this just for story time."
"You are correct. I am telling you this because Kyuubi is pregnant for the third time. His second his husband was there to help him and I wasn't, but this time I'm going to help, but we would need some more help to make sure nothing goes wrong. I am going to explain to you how to deliver from a male, and I hope you'll help when my next grandchild is born."
Leo Vulpes: Okay, somethings about this chapter...
1) The people at the beginning are going to have random intervals in this story. I won't reveal who they are, but I can tell you one thing, they are crucial if I want to continue the plot line and make the sequal I have planned.
2) Another spur of the moment thing popped up in here. And if anyone couldn't tell what it was- you are morons -.- It's the fact that Kyuubi was raped at three, and that Kabuto is his and Orochimaru's son. I gave myself goosebumps for that.
3) I know Yoko doesn't totally make sense- but that's why I put the line about the foxes being naturally bipolar. And Kyuubi doesn't make sense either.
Sasuke: That was like... disturbing...
Naruto: e.o
Sasuke: -pokes Naruto- Naru-chan, are you okay?
Naruto: e.o
Sasuke: Oh Naru-chan! What has the evil she-fox done to you! She's forced her demented plotline upon you, poor Naru-chan! T.T Who am I gonna fuck now?
Leo Vulpes: Kara?
Sasuke: Kara? Where!?
Naruto: No, you're mine damnit!
Leo Vulpes: Take pictures and consider it thanks.
Sasuke: Done! -drags Naruto to another room-
Leo Vulpes: Now, review on the momentous occasion of my longest chapter ever and the announcement of my upcoming remake! Ja ne! -passes out from blood loss from hearing SasuNaru buttsmex-