Leo: Wow... this is not one of my better chapters... it's more of a filler and a build for more drama. And Kakashi i so totally OOC!! I've also noticed I failed to put warnings... so starting next chapter I will do so!
Naruto: What?
Leo: I'm going insane! -pauses in running around in random circles- Oh, here Naru-chan -hands Naruto pocky-
Naruto: My third favorite food! -nibbles-
Leo: Third?
Naruto: Yesh... First is Sasuke, then its ramen, and then pocky...
Sasuke: -glomps Naruto from behind-
Naruto: What are you doing?
Sasuke: Preforming the heimlich maneuver on you
Naruto: But I'm not choking...
Sasuke: I know -starts hmping Naruto-
Naruto: 0.0
Leo: Buttsmex! And now time for the-
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto it would be filled with Sakura's untimely demise -caused by Haku and Zabuza who make out hotly and don't die!- SasuNaru buttsmex, the fight between Gaara and Lee would be over Neji's love, Kiba would fuck Hinata already, Neji would tell his uncle to go to hell, And Kankuro would take Shino right on camera... I'm so devious! X3
My Other Life
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Chapter 13
As If Things Couldn't Get Worse
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Kyuubi bowed his head in his mother's presence, Sasuke just glanced towards his mother's friend, and Itachi tightened his grip on his son.
Yoko growled to silence the growing murmurs of the other Jounin, and then turned to the three demons and the Hokage, his black eyes flaring with promises of pain if someone didn't answer soon. "I'm not going to ask you one more time. What's going on here?" He barked.
Kyuubi looked down at the ground still as he spoke. "She wants to take my babies. She wants to bind them to Konoha- saying the Uchiha belong to Konoha. If I would have known this would happen, I would have never come here with you." His shoulders shook as tears hit the ground.
Itachi gave Takala to Kyuubi, who held the raven tightly, and the elder Uchiha wrapped his arms protectively around Kyuubi. "She came up to me wanting information on both of them, but when I declined she went into saying how the Uchiha belong to Konoha. When I said no, she had me restrained with ANBU, and took both my sons. I fought back because I felt threatened, and then Kyuubi attacked and killed the one with our newborn, soon killing the ones holding me down. We chased after Tsunade-san, and here we all are."
Yoko glared from his son and son-in-law to the Hokage. "I see trust was something I couldn't place in you. Once again, you've proven to me that the only great Hokage was a demon." Yoko spoke with a huff. "And Kyuubi- don't you dare think you get off this scott-free. I will deal with you later, and Itachi, I'll leave you to your mother. Now as for the villagers, any one of my people gets hurt because of this incident- there will be human blood shed." He directed, an air of honor and authority around him. He glanced at everyone once more before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Kushina suddenly walked onto the scene, handing her nephew to her brother before following her mother's example and disappearing in a puff of smoke as well.
Kyuubi wiped the blood from Itaru's forehead with his thumb, smiling softly at the little boy who was completely unaware of the chaos he'd just caused around them. "Kyuu-koi, let's go home. We need to get you training as soon as possible- the tournament's in two weeks." Itachi requested, picking up his older son and transporting them home.
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Yoru winced as she heard her mother screaming at her younger brother. Something along the lines of 'You fucking moron! I understand the ANBU holding your kid hostage, but the others?'
She looked to the gurgling bundle in her arms and couldn't help wondering, was he ready to face the world he was born into? One where his very existence had caused more tension between the humans and demons? One where he was claimed by both realms: The Ningenkai and The Makai?
"Ru-chan."
The redhead turned her head to meet the onyx eyes of her lover, and let herself be taken in by the pale arms. "He's getting yelled at pretty hard."
Obito shook his head and kissed the top of Yoru's hair. "He shouldn't be yelled at like that- Yoko knows he's skittish around unfamiliar people. It was only Kyuubi's nature to attack to protect his family."
"But we have to live with the consequences of our actions- and even worse around the humans as they believe we are below them." She murmured, looking down to the squished raven bundle between them. "He looks like Itachi." She commented, stroking the outline of the raven's face.
Obito blinked and looked down to the newest Uchiha. "Oh, he sure does." He commented, trailing his fingers on the faint lines coming from the baby's eyes.
In a sudden flurry the Uchiha baby was whipped out of their hands and they looked up to see Mikoto holding him against her body. "Hey, I haven't seen my grandson yet, I think I deserve some time too." She said sternly, sticking he tongue out in a childish way ruining her adult image.
A gurgle from her arms brought her attention back to her grandson. She gently poked his tummy and laughed at the giggle it produced. "Do you know how much trouble you caused?" She cooed over the child, letting the sleepily awake Itaru grasp her finger. "Mah, such a smart child. You're going to grow up fine- defend against the things that poke you. If only your brother knew to do the same." She giggled, walking down a hallway with the child.
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Pant. Pant. Pant. Flop. Pant some more.
"Oi, Otouto-kun. Are you okay?"
Sharp, blue eyes opened to look straight into onyx ones. He felt long blonde hair, such as his own, tickle his face. His mouth form a wide grin as his ears pointed back in relaxation. "H-hai. Pant. Just- I'm just tired from training. How about you Siya-Aneko?"
Siya's own face split into a grin, also much like his own. "Me and Iru-kun have been training a lot. He's a much better fighter than he used to be."
Naruto giggled. "You seem to spend a lot of time with Iruka-sensei. Going to Ichiraku's together. Training together. Ever since we got here, I haven't seen you two apart- except when one of you goes to the bathroom or you're sleeping." He pointed out slyly, earning a punch on the head from his sister.
"Shut-up." She pouted.
The blue eyes sparkled as Siya took a seat beside him. "You have a crush on him right!?"
"No."
Naruto turned his head in the grass to look at his sister who was clutching her knees to her chest tightly. "What?"
Siya curled in more on herself. "I don't have a crush. Otouto-kun, every minute I spend with him, my heart beats faster. He's so kind and generous."
"Wah!" Naruto suddenly jumped up and tackle-glomped his sister. "Siya-Aneko's in love! I'm telling Kaasan and Tousan!" He yelled out, his nine tails swishing back and forth in excitement.
Siya rubbed her knuckles against her little brother's head. "You'll do no such thing! You know Kaasan cannot shut her mouth when she finds out information like this." She hissed.
A cough sounded from across the field and both blondes looked up to spy Iruka standing with a grin on his face. "Um, Siya-chan, I was wondering if you wanted to go get some ramen with me. Oh, you can come too, Naruto." He spoke timidly, scratching lightly behind his ear.
Siya smiled and stood up, while Naruto shook his head. "Nah, I'm going to have to decline. I'll let you two have some alone time together." He taunted, laughing manically inwardly as both of the adults turned a bright red. "Well, I'm going home to rest."
Siya tried to attack where her annoying chibi brother once sat, but instead caught empty air in her grasp as he poofed away. "Urg! Otouto-kun! I'll get you! Just wait until there's a thunderstorm! You won't survive the night!"
Iruka chuckled lightly as the girl brushed the grass off her shirt. "Little brother trouble?"
"You have no idea." She muttered. "He can consider himself dead next time I see him!"
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Itachi yawned as he walked into his room, but stopping mid-yawn as he spied something on his bed that was totally impassable.
Spread out on his bed was Kyuubi in a large t-shirt and boxers- Itachi's t-shirt to be exact. The t-shirt was large on the small figure, it was shoved off one shoulder and was hitched up by a tan hand on his waist, revealing the lithe hips and stomach of his lover. Itachi would have jumped his lover, but he thought it was just too peaceful to disrupt and he had two kids curled up around him.
Wedged between the pillows was Itaru with a small snot bubble dripping from his nose and his hand gripping at one of Kyuubi's red locks. Curled up to Kyuubi's expose right side, for the tan arm was on the other side of Itaru, was Takala.
He stripped from his clothes and slipped on a pair of boxers and a t-shirt. He crawled into bed, pulling Takala, Itaru, and Kyuubi close to him.
Red eyes slowly drifted open and stared at the piercing eyes of Itachi. "Mm, 'tachi." He mumbled, squishing Takala so he could be more in his lover's arms. He gently laid an arm on Itachi's side and quickly went back to sleep.
Itachi stroked the red hair that fell onto a tan face, soon falling into his own slumber.
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The next morning birds were singing brightly, but one was abruptly scared half to death as a kunai was flung towards its head.
"Mmn… Tousan, I wanna sleep some more!" A childish voice called out, a head of red hair shrinking beneath the blankets.
Minato sighed. Whoever decided it was okay to give five year olds weapons was a lunatic and was probably six feet under by now for doing so. "Akita-chan."
"No! I dun wanna!"
"Akita, come on."
"Kaasan!! Save me!"
Minato smirked devilishly. "Your mother can't save you now." He grinned as he began to mercilessly attack Akita's sides with tickling.
"Leo-chan! Kit-kun! Tsuki-chan!" She called out in cries of help from her siblings.
Three blonde heads poked into the doorway of their sister's room.
The boy looked to his blonde sisters and gulped. "So who's going to go help her… not it!"
"Not it!"
"Aw, that's not fair!"
The two blue eyed blondes snickered as they quickly ran away from their red eyed sister who was the definition of a blonde ditz. "Good luck Leo-chan!" They called out, dashing around a corner.
Leo pouted for a few seconds before she remembered her terrorized sister. She bravely puffed her chest out and stomped into the room, walking up to her father she pulled his hair and attempted to pry him off her sister. "Tousan! I'm hungry!" She fake complained.
Minato didn't falter at all in tickling Akita. "Then go get some of the bacon your mother cooked earlier."
"Tousan!" She snapped. "That's unhealthy, I'm going to tell Kaasan that you're such a bad father that you tried to get me to eat greasy bacon instead of getting up and washing an apple for me… and you know I'm a vegetarian!" She cried out.
Minato stopped and Akita quickly scrambled away as he got up and stalked to his youngest daughter and kneeled in front of her, patting her head. "I'll go cut up an apple for you if you go wake up your brother."
Leo nodded quickly and dashed away to find her brother's room. "Niisan!" She called out, knocking on the door. "Niisan, Tousan said it's time to get up!" She creaked the door open a little more. "Niisan?"
She fully walked in and saw the futon covers were completely thrown off and empty. There was no sign of her big brother anywhere. "Ni- sniffle- Niisan?"
Leo suddenly came tearing out of the room, only to run straight into one pink haired nature spirit. Sakura picked up the sniffling blonde and pushed some stray hairs from her face. "Leo-chan, what's wrong?"
"I can't find Niisan!"
Sakura smiled a little. "Come on, Mikoto asked me to wake up Sasuke-kun. So when he's up he can help us look for Naruto." She replied, making the little girl nod and grin vibrantly.
They walked down the hall somewhat when they came to Sasuke's room. They were about to knock on the door when they heard whispers from behind it.
"Sasu-kun! Stop it, we did it last night!"
"So then let's do it this morning."
"But I'm sore! Oi, don't put your hand there!"
"Can I just feel you?"
"No… Teme! I'm going to bite you!"
"I hope you do."
"Teme…"
"Hn."
There was a rustle of sheets, a yip of surprise and some light moans before sakura finally regained her senses. Someone was in there with 'her' Sasuke-kun, and they had been more than intimate with each other for what seemed like a long time.
She suddenly slid the door open and saw Sasuke arching his back up, opening his mouth with silent moans as a figure bobbed vigorously underneath the futon covers. A pale chest was littered with small bites, a sheen of sweat plastered over it. His large hands were gripping the hair of whoever was underneath. They both seemed totally oblivious to their viewers as Sakura placed a hand over Leo's red eyes.
A small glimpse of blonde hair sent off a fuse in her head and she shoved the little girl out of the room before turning around with a huff. "Ino-pig!" She yelled loudly, causing the figure underneath the blankets to yip and roll off of Sasuke. The raven wolf turned and glared at the nature spirit, hoping she would burst into random flames at any second now. "You bitch!" She crowed. "Get the fuck away from my Sasuke!"
The figure curled up inside the blankets at her screech, and Sasuke glared harder. "Sakura, get the fuck out."
"Don't worry Sasuke-kun, me and you can be together once I get rid of Ino-pig."
"Sakura, go the fuck away."
"Oh Sasuke-kun! She's used her mind techniques on you, and manipulated your animal side- that harpie won't get away with this! Me and you don't belong to anyone else."
The figure was now visibly shaking as it inched its way towards Sasuke, curling up over his stomach, pushing him back down on his back as it laid its blonde head on his chest.
"See Sasuke-kun, she knows she's been caught, that's why she's shaking. Just let me get rid of her and we can proclaim our love for each other till the end of time-"
"Haruno! Get the FUCK out right this DAMN second! If you don't, I will fucking kill you! Do not think I will hesitate to do so!" He growled, his eyes flaring with the Sharingan.
Sakura bolded her face and strode over to the growling Uchiha, not afraid, for she thought this was just Ino controlling him. But she was proved wrong when she ripped the covers off of 'Ino's' head, only to see Naruto's tearful face as he gazed up in horror at his teammate.
Next thing Sakura knew she was being slammed against the wall, a large pale hand around her neck and she was glaring into the Mangekyou Sharingan. "Sas- Sasuke-kun what did he do to you? Your eyes?" She gasped.
"Haruno." He addressed her. "If you want to live, you will not tell anyone about this, and you will leave in the next ten seconds. I will not hesitate to kill you." He threatened. (He put his boxers back on already.)
She was dropped to the ground and gasped, clutching at her throat. "B-but. Sasuke-kun, we were supposed to be together. I love you! Now you're supposed to love me!"
"I don't… I never have, and never will love you. I love Naruto, now get the fuck out." He spoke with hostility in his voice. When the girl did not move he took the vase in the corner in the room and threw it right next to her head, snapping her out of her daze. "Get out!" He roared, making the girl scramble and dash out madly.
Sasuke was panting harshly as he glared at the door when he felt arms circle around his chest, fingers spreading out on his pale skin, and someone nuzzle between his shoulder blades. "Sasuke?"
"Hn?" Was Sasuke's ever intelligent answer.
Naruto smiled lightly and kissed the Uchiha's skin. "Should we- yawn- Should we get up?"
The wolf turning around in his lover embrace and pulled the smaller male's lithe body closer. "No. Let's sleep in."
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Kibou yawned as he sat up on his futon and stretched out his muscles. His blonde hair was in a ruffled, bed-headed mess. He was about to get up and go use the restroom when pale arms were suddenly firmly wrapped around his waist. "Kashi, let go. I need to pee!" He cried out, tugging away from the older male. "It's only three days before the tournament and one day before the festival, so if you expect us to last that long, let me go!"
Kakashi pouted and released the kitsune with a whine of, "No fair Kibou-chan!"
The blonde chuckled, slipping into the bathroom. Stripping himself of his boxers he thought back to what had happened last night…
-- It's Been A While Since There's Been Teh Awesome Flashback Wave Thingy --
Harsh pants escaped the kitsune's mouth as pale hands roamed the expanse of tan skin that was revealed. Onyx eyes looked deeply into mismatched blue and red eyes. Mouths collided in a teeth shattering kiss.
Suddenly, it stopped and the older man pulled away from the blonde kitsune. "Kashi?"
Kakashi lay down on the tan body, supporting himself so he wouldn't entirely crush the kitsune, and burying his face in the crook of the shorter male's neck. "Kibou, I'm not going take you tonight."
"Wha-"
"Because, I don't want you to think that I'm doing this for your body, because I'm not. Tonight though, I promise not to go lower than the waistband."
Kibou smiled, wrapping his arms around the pale man's torso. "I don't care, you're the only one to notice me… Do what you want."
"Kibou, you realize what your saying?"
The blonde nodded. "Why shouldn't I get happiness when everyone else is? Do you really love me if you do that? I don't care if it hurts, if I wind up broken, or horribly maimed for life, I want you to do this."
Kakashi smiled softly as he resumed their previous activities. 'I will never understand you Kibou-chan.'
-- It's Been A While Since There's Been End Teh Awesome Flashback Wave-Thingy --
Kibou's eyes dimmed as he kept glancing back at the door. He was half-expecting Kakashi to come prancing in right behind him, demanding that they take a shower together for the first time as he always did.
Once turning around to get into said shower, he ran face first into a pale chest, cursing his shortness.
He glanced up and was met with determined, mismatched eyes. "Me, you, shower, together, now."
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"Ecchi-Chibi!"
The was a loud slapping sound before Usagi came stomping out of her room, a cowering Chibi behind her.
"You didn't have to slap me." He whined.
Usagi huffed and turned to face her green eyed lover. "Yes I did. Those kids are five years old now, and you're already telling them about the birds and the bees? I say that calls for a slap. And that's the least of your troubles. Kaasan, Tousan, Itachi, Kyuubi, Hiei, Kurama, Oni, and Kage are all going to be after you when they find out."
The brunette scoffed. "Those little brats won't tell. I'm their favorite uncle."
Usagi smirked. "Correction. One, they only flock to you to torture you and don't tell because then they would get in trouble. And two, who said they were going to tell? I know this information as well."
"You wouldn't!!"
Usagi smirked wider and ran her finger underneath Chibi's jaw line. "Oh, but I would. And if you want to do anything later on in life, you'll let me."
Leo: I've noticed... my characters are perverts... Yeah, I'm all alone here. This is what happens when you take one very horny Uchiha and put him in the same room as an ukelicious dobe. Reveiw loves, and I plan on starting the tournament in the next two or three chapters... it all depends!