Sorry that I haven't updated in a while. My dad's computer is crap so I don't use it much…and I won't be updating this weekend because I'll be in Ocean City at a church convention thing called Winterfest! I'm really excited!! Well, I guess I better update now…okay!

On With the story! (And Hanna I have a perfect spot for you now so ha!)

-With Sasuke and Sakura-

"Hey, are you okay? Or do you usually come to your gym classes late?" Sasuke asked her curiously.

"Umm…yeah I'm fine. Don't worry, if there was something wrong, I'd tell you," Sakura hesitantly said. Sasuke knew she was lying though.

"I know that's not the truth. Tell me what's wrong. NOW," Sasuke said. He was really truly worried about her.

"…"

"Sakura?"

"Look, just come to my house after school okay?" Sakura said, her eyes downcast.

Sasuke nodded at her, confirming that he would be over. She looked up and smiled one of those priceless smiles. He smirked back, since Uchihas don't smile. (Loser…)

They walked to their next class together, health. (I had to put health in here my teacher is a freakin' perv)

-With Neji and Tenten-

Since the nurse was busy helping a kid that threw up during health class, Neji bandaged Tenten's knee for her. It wasn't the greatest first aid job, but at least he stopped the bleeding.

"Thanks a lot Neji, you're my hero!" Tenten said jokingly.

"Oh ha ha you're so mean to me, maybe I should unwrap your bandage and see if you bleed to death. How does that sound?" Neji said, smirking at her.

"Was that meant to be a threat?" Tenten asked.

"Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't," Neji replied. Tenten smiled at him, knowing that he would never do that to her.

'Oh crap…she's smiling at me! Why do I feel like this? Am I falling for her?' Neji thought to himself. He smiled back at her.

"Maybe we should head back to class," Neji said.

"Yeah, 'cause you know we can't miss health class or anything right Neji?" Tenten replied sarcastically. Reluctantly she got up, with a little help from Neji. They walked to class together.

-With Ino, Sakura, Shikamaru, and Sasuke-

"I hate health class…we learned all the nasty crap at our old school, remember Sakura?" Ino asked. (Remember, they came from a different school because they had to leave to model)

"Yeah…Mrs. D'Orsie…crazy old lady," Sakura grumbled back. (She's my health teacher…)

"Well, if you hate her, just wait until you meet Mr. Jamison. He is the master of all perverts," Shikamaru said. Everybody gaped at him.

"…what?" he asked.

"Well, that's the most you've ever said without the word 'troublesome' in there," Sasuke said. Shikamaru shrugged.

Just then…

"Sorry I'm late everyone! I had to pick up the new health books!" Mr. Jamison shouted. Everybody in the class groaned.

"Aww come on! Who doesn't wanna look at pictures of the male and female reproductive system?" he asked, cracking a smile." Everybody gagged. Shikamaru left the room.

"Okay then! Here are your new books!" he passed the books out to everyone in the room. Suddenly, Neji and Tenten walked in. Tenten was being supported by Neji since her knee hurt really bad. Fan girls glared at her. She gave them all the middle finger.

"Sorry we're late! We had to stop in the nurse's office for a bandage," Neji said.

"That's perfectly okay. Here are your new health books," Mr. Jamison said, handing them each a book.

"Oh…joy to the world…" Tenten mumbled, making Neji smirk. They took the books and sat in their seats behind Sasuke and Sakura. Ino and Shikamaru sat in front of them. Naruto and Hinata sat in front of Ino and Shikamaru.

"Okay we are all going to watch a movie describing the wonder process of birth!" Mr. Jamison cried joyfully! (This is seriously our one health teacher, not kidding!) He put the movie into the VCR. Shikamaru walked back in the room.

"Oh gross!"

"That's disgusting!"

"I'm gonna be sick!" That particular kid ran to the bathroom.

Sasuke watched, eyes wide open, his right eye twitching. Shikamaru ran back out. Neji was gagging over the side of his desk. Naruto was the kid that ran to the bathroom.

As for all of the girls in the room, they watched, disgusted, but since they were girls, it wasn't that bad. Except for Sakura and Ino…and Tenten.

"OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Ino shouted.

Sakura looked really queasy and Sasuke glanced at her.

"Hey, are you okay?" he asked her.

"Yeah, just…disgusted," she replied back.

Tenten already ran to the bathroom to throw up. Mr. Jamison turned off the TV.

"Well, wasn't that fun children?" he asked giddily.

He didn't get an answer, due to the fact that everyone was either puking or still sitting with mind numbing images still playing in their brains.

But something broke the awkward silence.

"Is this the health room?" a new student asked.

"Oh yes! You must be Emilee! Please come in!" Mr. Jamison said, beckoning her in. She walked in slowly, receiving stares from all of the other students. She turned around when she got to the front of the room.

"WHAT?"

The students turned around.

"Okay…well tell us something about yourself, Emilee," Mr. Jamison said.

"Well, my name's Emilee. I hate pink. Once again, I HATE PINK. I also hate girly things and perverts. I love anime and hanging out with all my friends," Emilee stated. She had short blond hair with black streaks, a black long sleeved shirt with a red, bleeding skull in the center. She also had on dark blue skinny jeans and black Etnies. ( that's what they're called, right?)

"Well, okay then. Since you're new, you need a guide. Here! Tenten you be Emilee's guide for a few days and show her around, okay?" Mr. Jamison said, looking at Tenten.

"Sure. That could be fun," she said. The bell rang throughout the room and everyone left except for the gang and Emilee.

"Well, let's head to your next class. Let me see your schedule Emilee," Tenten said. Emilee gave her the schedule. "Cool, you have the same classes as us. Lets get going," Tenten said, pretty much with no emotion in her voice. They all walked to their next class, math.

Well what did you guys think!? Reviews would be a nice welcome back home gift for me, since I won't be here all weekend! Love you all!

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P.S.-WINTERFEST FREAKIN' ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!