Big Brother Sephy
A/N: I know you guys probably hate me for being such a lazy updater but I've got a lot on my plate--most of it my fault. I keep getting more and more story ideas and I write out a few chapters for them, disregarding the fact that I already wrote a story that needs finishing but I put all my other stories on HIATUS till I get a little farther in this one. Plus I was a little depressed because Crazy Fandom was flamed like five or six times and that hurt my pride a bit. Anyways, I thank everyone who reviewed but now I'll thank the people I couldn't reply to. PS. Read my original story Vampire Moon in .
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own any Final Fantasy and probably won't any time in the future.
Warnings: Same as the last chapter + a wet dream lol(nothing descriptive)
People I wanna thank (Unfortunately, like I said above, I can't write to everyone who reviewed or story alerted, faved, etc. me so I'm only putting this section for those I couldn't reply too.):
Bbritishchik: Thank you so much, I'm sorry I made you wait for it though '
Grey Fox: I love Seifer, his pornographic mind will make this interesting. Sorry I made you wait, I'm such a bum... xp
There's one other person who added this to their story alerts but I accidentally deleted the message and never replied...D': I'm sorry! But I want to thank you--if I haven't replied to you and you've done something nice for this fic--review, fav, story alert, author alert, fav author, etc--thanks a bunch, I love you guys!
PS: I have a BETA now, her name is Animefira001 and she's a great writer (she's going to start posting her HarryxDraco fics here so if that's your thing drop her a review. I just read it and it was great!) So now the mean people who told me my grammar sucked in Crazy Fandom can go screw themselves.
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Chapter Three: On Cloud Nine
Sephiroth finally picked his jaw off the floor when he saw the reactions of the people around him. Zack and Aeris seemed to be shocked yet happy because they thought their apathetic friend was finally paying attention to something other then his siblings. Though they loved the children as much as Sephiroth, they still thought the silver haired man needed to get a life.
"Finally!" Zack said aloud with joy but Aeris quickly slapped a hand over his mouth and giggled at Sephiroth.
"We're happy for you Seph." She told him softly and the silver haired man's eye twitched at both of his friends antics but that wasn't even the worst of it. Seifer stared at Sephiroth with calculating blue-green eyes and the seemingly ever-present smirk widened further.
"Well, well, well...what do we have here?" Seifer drawled out, his eyes flicking back and forth between Sephiroth and the angel.
"Been in town for less than a day and you already got a stalker?" He continued, only speaking to Cloud this time around. Squall watched the whole thing with interest until he finally deemed the conversation ready for his input.
"I approve." He said simply and Seifer laughed hard as he pulled the brunette into a kiss. Throughout the whole thing Strife--'Cloud' Sephiroth mentally corrected--seemed to be quite confused.
'Adorably confused...' Sephiroth thought before shaking himself out of the strange thoughts.
"What's going on?" Cloud asked the room in general, wondering if the entire universe had lost its sanity. A strange--handsome--man had called him angel, his cousin approved--approved of what? Cloud didn't know. And Seifer--that annoying, annoying man--seemed to find it amusing when he was confused.
'Damn sadists!' Cloud's inner aggressive half muttered but he only blinked his wide blue eyes cutely at the rest of the people in the room--making them all want to hug him and one actually followed through--a strange boy with spiky black hair like his own blonde spikes. The blonde really was too cute to resist. He had a delicate figure like his cousin but his skin his eyes were big and blue unlike Squall's--still pretty--narrowed storm grey eyes and the hair color was definitely a difference. The family resemblance was still there though.
"Aww, he's so kawaii! No wonder Sephy wants to rape him!" The boy's words made poor Cloud fear for his life further but the energetic man was soon dragged off of him.
"Zack!!" Both Sephiroth and Aeris warned and the boy smiled sheepishly. All through the conversation Loz waited quietly to be acknowledged but now he was too curious to refrain himself from asking a question.
"Oni-tama, what's rape?" He asked innocently and everyone froze. Sephiroth--and everyone else to be completely honest--had forgotten the boy was there but now that they knew he was Zack was in trouble.
"Nothing Loz...why don't you go upstairs and play with your brothers?" He asked the boy calmly and Loz complied--albeit confused--and Sephiroth turned to Zack with fiery green eyes.
"Zack..." He left the threat hanging but Zack understood and began to run.
"SORRY!!" Zack yelled while running with frightened tears in his eyes. Aeris sighed before following him.
"I'd better make sure he stays out of trouble...you'll be okay right Seph?" When Sephiroth nodded in assent she waved and left the house leaving the silver haired boy awkwardly staring at the other three people in the house.
"This is so good! I'm glad I came here baby." Seifer told Squall and pressed a kiss to the silky brown locks. Squall only rolled his eyes and sighed. He took Seifer's large, gloved hand in his own and began to pull him away.
"We better leave these two alone to discuss things. I'm sure Cloud wants to know why Sephiroth wants to rape him." He told the bigger boy who pouted like a small child and stomped his foot petulantly.
"Aw man! And it was just getting good...urghh!" Seifer pouted as he crossed his arms and Squall sighed.
"Seifer...the um...the sex will be good tonight if you leave with me now!" He whispered in a consoling manner into Seifer's ear and the blonde man looked on with bright eyes at the news and smiled, conveniently forgetting about the soap opera going on before him.
"Oh yeah!!" He practically howled and lifted Squall into his arms, making him flush and demand to be put down.
"Um Sephiroth, I still approve--" But he was cut off by a frustrated Cloud who finally decided to cut in.
"WHAT'S GOING ON!?" The blonde shrieked and everyone stopped to stare at him. The blue eyes were completely furious as he glared at the three people in the room besides himself. He turned first to his bemused cousin and pointed at him.
"You and Uncle Laguna planned something didn't you? That's why you kept saying this Sephiroth guy could help me!!" He fumed and Squall backed away slowly causing Seifer to laugh. Cloud turned to him next.
"And YOU--you big BAKA--stop teasing me! ARGH!! Why does Squall take you everywhere?" He practically screamed into Seifer's face causing the blonde man to pale slightly.
"Er...um...'cause I'm hot?" He tried but the smaller blonde nearly bit his head off and Squall had to stop him.
"Um...Cloud, I'm sorry. Laguna-san and I didn't plan anything, I promise." Sephiroth didn't miss the formality attached to this Laguna's name but he shrugged it off. He had bigger problems. He watched wearily as Squall left with Seifer in tow and sighed before turning to look at the angry and confused blonde.
"Look--" He began but the blonde put up a small hand to halt his words.
"Will you please explain to me what's going on? I'm not stupid, I know something is going on, I just don't know what!" The blonde looked ready to cry, and as fate would have it, cute things about to cry were Sephiroth's weakness.
'I've been around cute things way too long...this is going to ruin my reputation I just know it.' The thought made him emit another sigh as he put a comforting arm around the blonde's shoulder.
"Look, I know you're not stupid...anyone would be confused in your situation." He explained gently--or what he hoped was gently--to the small blonde, hoping to dry his tears.
"Okay..." Cloud sniffed slowly, rubbing a small hand over his eyes, "As long as no one was making fun of me."
'KAWAII!!' Sephiroth's mental Zacks were screaming and he couldn't help but silently agree.
"I assure you, no one was making fun of you, it was a complicated situation all around." But he said this aloud instead of his rather rambunctious thoughts. Cloud looked him straight in the eyes and seemed to be testing the validity of his words but finally nodded, completely missing Sephiroth's small shiver.
"Okay, I believe you even though that bastard Almasy was making fun of me but he makes fun of Squall too so it's fine." Sephiroth mentally smiled at that and watched Cloud fume.
'Ah, well it seems he's not as shy as I thought he was...he's still cute though--ARGH I have to stop thinking like that.' Sephiroth shook the naughty thoughts from his head while Cloud watched him with confusion.
"So um, what were you guys talking about?" And his question made Sephiroth think on his feet because he couldn't tell him the truth.
"Well uh, you see..." He cleared his throat and began again, "When I saw you I was surprised at how er...small you appear. I was worried that the SOLDIER program may be too difficult for you." He put up a hand to stop Cloud from objecting and continued.
"Almasy-san saw my hesitation and began laughing at you...and your cousin, Squall, was telling me that he approved of you going to the SOLDIER program." Sephiroth mentally applauded himself for being such a wonderful strategist and watched Cloud's face to see if he looked skeptical.
"Oh, was that it? I er thought that...um..." Cloud began his face flushing a lovely pink, "I thought that maybe you liked me and er..." The boy finished with a small, shy smile.
'Oh, so he is the shy type...cute.' But his face remained impassionate as he tried to think of what to say next. He settled on laughing and when he thought back to it later that day he realized that may have been a mistake.
"Like you? Me? No, no, no...you are a silly little cadet aren't you?" He laughed--even though Cloud was right in his assumptions, Sephiroth couldn't let him know. His eyes widened when he saw Cloud's eyes fill with tears.
"You--You bastard! I don't need your help!" And with that said the blonde ran out of Sephiroth's home--slamming the door quite loudly on his way out.
'Was it something I said?' He asked himself, clueless, but giggling quickly cut off his train of thought. He looked up to the top of the stairs and saw his siblings huddled together, trying to be sneaky.
"I must be losing my touch...I didn't even notice them." He muttered to himself as he made his way up the stairs.
"Rejected!" Kadaj squealed cutely with a mischievous smile on his face and Sephiroth sighed.
"No more MTV for you..." He told the small boy before turning to the others.
"What did you see?" He asked calmly and they all looked at each other as if trying to verify their stories.
"Well..." Yazoo started apathetically, "We found out exactly why you have no love life." Sephiroth twitched with embarrassment. It seemed Loz felt his pain because the five year old hugged his leg.
"We still love you Oni-tama, you don't need the angel! We'll stay with you forever!" Sephiroth twitched more, he had no doubt Loz would keep his promise but he could just picture Kadaj and Yazoo walking out of his life on the arms of some very handsome men.
"Thank you for the sentiment Loz, but I'm not to hurt by this--rejection--as Kadaj called it." The three children seemed to watch him skeptically but let it go.
'I'm not lying to them--I'm not hurt exactly...just extremely bewildered and confused. Was it possible that he wanted me to like him?' Sephiroth shook the thoughts from his mind--he had enough to think about right now with the adoption and the abandonment.
'Why always me?' But as usual, no one answered his question.
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That night Sephiroth had a strange yet interesting dream.
Cloud was kissing Sephiroth and his silky pink lips were so soft against Sephiroth's own. Sephiroth coaxed a tongue into the boy's mouth and smiled against his lips when he felt the boy shudder. He hand a large hand under the boy's adorable chocobo print pajamas and the blonde didn't seem to mind in the least.
"Oh Sephiroth--take me now!" Cloud moaned and at that moment Sephiroth woke up.
When Sephiroth woke up his sheets were drenched and he was very, very uncomfortable. He became even more uncomfortable when he saw three pairs of luminescent green eyes watching him.
'Oh crap--' But he was cut off by Loz jumping on him to hug him.
"Sniff--Oni-tama wet the bed--it's okay I wet the bed all the time." He cried while hugging Sephiroth and nearly cutting off his circulation.
"Sephy wet the bed?" Kadaj laughed and Yazoo only shook his head without emotion. After a while Sephiroth coaxed the children back into their own beds and took the opportunity to think about him dream. After deliberating on it for a few hours--while washing his sheets from something worse than just wetting the bed--he realized something very important.
"OH CRAP--I like him and I just made him hate me!" Needless to say, Sephiroth didn't get a lot of sleep that night.
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A/N: What did you guys think? Sorry I made Sephiroth so clueless in this but he just hasn't figured it out yet (Until the very end.) Oh yeah, Cloud is here, did you guys like the way I wrote him? I hope so lol.
Spoiler for the next chapter: Sephiroth is the green-eyed monster (literally since he has green eyes) when Cloud makes a new friend at school. I'll give you a hint as too who it is; he was the prettiest Final Fantasy character in my opinion because he resembles a girl so much. He also gave the most yaoi hints in the game because he obsessed over his best friend turning evil. He faked his death and speaking of games, his game has a remake for the PSP. He isn't Zack. I'll dedicate the next chapter to the first person who guesses who he is.
PS: Sorry this chapter was so short. I'll make the next one longer.
R&R: Read and review or chibi-Kadaj will kill you with chibi-Souba.