Okay! I'm feeling a ton better so I'm gonna update the story!! Oh yeah!!! Okay, it's kinda late, so sorry if this chapter kinda…sucks.

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The entire group was sitting up at where their stuff was. Everyone was talking and enjoying themselves, and even better, they were all together! Emilee and Renton had gone back to the hotel they were staying at for some alone time.

"Ah, I love the ocean. Don't you Neji?" Tenten asked her new boyfriend.

"Yeah. The beach here is really nice," he replied.

"Well, it was…" Sasuke huffed, glaring in a certain direction. The group averted their gazes and frowned. It was none other than Ami and her little group of overly obsessed fangirls. There had to be at least twenty of them, in skimpy bikinis that barely covered their, ahem, private areas.

"Hey there Sasuke baby!" Ami exclaimed.

"Go away Ami, no one wants you here, especially me…" Sasuke said, glaring at her.

"Aww, don't be like that! I know you wanna go out with me sometime."

"Ami, I already have a girlfriend that I deeply care for," Sasuke glanced over at Sakura, who looked at Ami and stuck out her tongue childishly.

"You mean to tell me that you're going out with this…this…slutty whore?!" Sakura got up, ready to beat her to a bloody pulp, but she was held down by Tenten and Hinata. Sasuke got up instead and went directly to Ami's face. He bent down real close to her face, and whispered chillingly, "Don't EVER say that about my girlfriend again."

Ami wasn't fazed. She sneered at Sakura, who was now being forcibly held down by all the girls and Naruto.

"Hmm. We'll just see how long your little relationship lasts. Tata losers. Bye Sasuke sweetheart! Later, Sakura slut-face," Ami laughed and Sakura couldn't take it anymore. She forced her way out of the grips of her friends and ran towards Ami, ready to strike her with her fist. Sasuke rushed over in the nick of time and held on to her.

"Sakura, just calm down. I've taken care of it, he wont annoy you anymore," Sasuke was doing his best to calm down his girlfriend. She eventually gave in, and she turned towards him. She looked deep into his eyes.

"Sasuke, why are you so damn sexy?" He smirked at her and gave her a kiss on the forehead.

"I could ask you the same thing," he answered. She giggled. Ami, watching the entire scene, sneered and walked away with her group of girls.

"I really hate that bitch…" Ino said, glaring at Ami's back.

"I second that!" Neji said. Everyone thirded or fourthed that, and the group giggled and continued with their day.

-With Emilee and Renton-

"So, what else do you want to do?" Emilee asked her boyfriend. The couple was sitting on the bed, Renton with his head on the ground. They had already watched a movie, ate lunch, rummaged through other people's bags for the heck of it, and could find nothing else to do.

"Umm…we could make out?" Emilee pushed Renton over and he landed flat on his stomach. He muffled a quiet ouch. Emilee still pondered this thought.

"We have nothing better to do. Okay then." Renton sat up and they began their little make out session.

-Back At The Beach-

The group was packing up and getting ready to leave their spot on the sand. They had a ton of fun, except for Ami, and were tired out.

"Shikamaru, I can't feel my legs…will you give me a piggyback ride back to the hotel?" Ino asked cutely. Shikamaru widened his eyes, knowing that the hotel was a good twenty minute walk from where they were.

"Umm…Ino. It's kinda far, don't you think?" Ino shot her eyes down towards her feet and frowned. Shikamaru sighed, and motioned for her to jump on. She shrieked in joy, and jumped on his back. Sakura looked up at Sasuke.

"Look at how much fun they're having. I wish I could have that much fun Sasuke, my dear, loving, sweet, cute, boyfriend!" Sakura gave him puppy dog eyes.

"Sorry Sakura, but you're gonna have to do better than that." Sasuke turned away from the eyes that he couldn't stand to look at.

"Okay…umm…Sasuke, my oh so smexy wonderfully delicious looking boyfriend that I'll make out with when we get back to the hot-" Sasuke had heard all he wanted to hear and he scooped her up quickly. She giggled and crossed her fingers behind her back.

"Make out session?" he asked her excitedly.

"Yeppers!" They realized that the rest of their group already left, and Sasuke hustled to catch up. Twenty minutes later, the group walked into their hotel room to find a sleeping couple in the corner of a loveseat. (It's a sofa thing, not anything gross!)

"Aww, they look so cute together!" Hinata exclaimed, pointing at Emilee and Renton.

"So are we Hinata!" Naruto wrapped his arms around Hinata's waist from behind her. She giggled in response, a light blush falling on her cheeks.

Sakura admired the couples as she was resting on Sasuke's back. She still had her fingers crossed behind her back. Wait, she was still on Sasuke's back!

"Sasuke, you can put me down now."

"Oh! Sorry Sakura! Do you want to have that little deal that we had now?" Sasuke asked, smirking at her. Sakura pulled her fingers out from behind her back, and Sasuke's smirk turned into a frown.

"Hey! You can't back out of the deal!" Sakura ran around the room, with Sasuke close behind her.

"You should have noticed my fingers!"

"They were behind your back, which was behind my back!"

"Grow eyes on the back of your head!" Sasuke picked up his speed and eventually grabbed Sakura from behind and toppled her on top of a bed. He was on top of her and she was blushing madly.

"I want my part of the deal," Sasuke whispered in her ear.

"Okay…" She saw Sasuke smirk in victory, and when he leaned in…

There was a farting sound and saliva on Sasuke's face.

Sakura had stuck her tongue out at him and then blew air, causing her spit to fly all over Sasuke's face. She started laughing hysterically.

"'Sakura!" She couldn't answer him due to lack of air.

"That was so uncalled for!!" He glared at her, and she stopped laughing.

"I love you Sasuke. A lot!"

"Yeah, that sure proved it!"

"Sasuke, are you mad at me? I'm really, really sorry!" She pouted and Sasuke looked at her.

"No, I'm not mad." She gave a squeak of happiness and kissed him on the lips. He kissed back and it grew more passionate. He licked her bottom lip for entrance, and she let him in her mouth to explore.

"GET A FREAKIN' ROOM YOU GUYS!!" The couple jumped in surprise, forgetting that everyone else was still in the room.

"Naruto," Hinata whispered. He looked at her. "They are in a room. Their room." Naruto held back a gag and quickly left the room. Hinata sighed and followed him out, and the other couples followed suite. Ino winked at Sakura, and she grinned back.

"Now, where were we?" Sasuke asked, returning his gaze to Sakura.

"Leaving to talk to everyone else. We don't want them to feel left out," Sakura replied, getting up off the bed. Sasuke pouted, but reluctantly followed her to the next room.

'Better luck next time Sasuke…' he thought to himself.

Sorry guys! That was a really quick chapter, but I need to get some sleep! (I haven't really slept much at all this week…)

Until Next Time!

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