Sorry this took so long to post but i had a wild party to attend on the 4th of july and when i got back i felt like sleeping not writing so here you go.
Bella is kinda crazy in this CH but that just makes it funny. But i can make her not crazy but where would the fun be so i guess this is a WARNING: for Bella crazyness :)
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Chapter 3
The Ticket Gate
BPOV
So as soon as I could see the sun... well at least some of it, Alice made us get in our cars and head towards the zoo. Luckily I got to ride with Edward... but I always do so I guess it's no big deal. We took Edward's Volvo while Rose and Emmett took his Jeep Alice and Jasper took her Porshe and Carlisle and Esme took his Mercedes. We arrived fairly quickly either due to my zoning out or Edward's Evil Knievel style driving... It was probably Edward's driving. That's ok though because ever since I have become a vampire I have been as obsessed with speed as the rest of the family, and thinking about it Edward was driving kind of slow compared to usual.
As the entrance of the zoo became visible I groaned because the line was so long.
"What is it love?" Edward questioned sounding worried. Awwww always so sweet and nice and caring... even when i had my little psychotic "episode" -Riminices in Edward's sweetness.-
"Hello? Earth to Bella can you hear me? Over." Edward joked while pretending to use his gorgeous God-like hand as a walkie-talkie.
"Oh, sorry Edward I kind of zoned out a bit there." Edward nods "I was just not likeing the fact the ticket lines are so freaken long." Haha so freaken long. I wonder what else is so freaken long? Haha I don't have to wonder because I already know... Haha my brain is dirty I better give it a bath. -Imagines giving brain a bath and the brain wearing a shower cap- Hmm I wonder what kind of soap I would use... Hopefully Edward flavored/scented soap... MMMM I wouldnt waste that wonderfully delicious soap on my brain when I could wash the rest of me with it... or Edward could wash the rest of me with it. I wonder when the last time me and Edward have taken a shower... hmm I don't remember but when we get back home we are going to have to fix that. Ok Bella snap out of it. -Shakes head like trying to clear it- As soon as I was reaquainted with reality I noticed Edward just parked the car and he was already at my door helping me out.
EPOV
Wow Bella is really out of it today. Oh well Bella will be Bella. I just parked the car and was helping Bella get out when she decided to trip on nothing and almost smash her face into the ground but luckily I was there to catch her. I'm glad I can still protect Bella like this even though she's one of us now.
"Great even as a vampire I'm still clumsy." Bella mumbled.
"It's ok love, I will always love you even if you were so clumsy I had to carry you everywhere to keep you from falling."
"Your so sweet Edward," If Bella was human she would be blushing, "I love you."
"I love you to Bella and for the rest of eternity. Now come on lets go meet the others." We continued to walk to the edge of the parking lot to meet the rest of our family who were waiting on us. As we joined the others I looked up to see where we have parked so I we could find our cars later. Lot vampire bats row 8. Hmm how ironic.We continued towards the ticket booth.
APOV
-Has hilarious vision of Bella when we get in the ticket line- HAHAHAHA I'm so glad Edward decided not to eat Bella she is way to much fun to hang out with. -Edward growls- Oopsies better block my mind form Mr. eavesdropper. Hmm what to sing what to sing... oh I got it. I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chap-stick. I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong it felt so right don't mean I'm in love tonight...- Edward growls- Edward seriously hates this songlol. It serves him eight for trying to eavesdrop. As we approached the lines I randomly yelled out while pointing to a line,
"We have to go to that line!"
"How come?" Emmett asked while tilting his head
"Umm because the ticket person in that line will be most likely to let us go in for free." Mwhahahaha free my ass.
"Ok sweetie." said Esme all motherly like. As we near the front of the line Bella spots something then stiffens. Oh boy hear it comes. I could giggle right now from all the excitement but then everyone will get suspicious and especialy Edward. Bella made a random hissing noise and leapt onto a random guy that looked about 100. Haha Bella is straddling that old man. Haha he's so old... and cold... and so very full of mold... eww. As Bella straddled the old man she began to growl and hiss and rip the guys shirt off. Oh this is just too good. Ok why is Bella eating that guys shirt? I did not see this in my vision.
"VICTORY IS MINE!! I have slayed (Pronounced slay-ed) this foul beast!! -she holds up the shirt like a trophy then starts swinging it around then tries to eat it- Dang you dang you all to heck!! -continues to chew on the tattered remains of the old guys shirt- "Mwahahaha the spawn of the devil does have a similar taste to Edward's Princess Sophia. Mwahahaha." Whoa I definitely didn't see that one coming. Hahaha Edward's Princess just got mentioned in public. Wow if he could blush he would be redder than Bella's reddest... Which is definitely a new world record.
JPOV
-Bella spots old guy-
"Oh my balls someone grab Bella!" I shouted
"Why would I want to do that? she's all icky and stuff." said Rose -Edward growls- "Whatever." -Rose does gay guy hand thing then walks off somewhere to find a mirror- Why does Bella feel... HUNGRY?!
"OMB (Oh my balls) Bella is going to eat that old man!" I shout while pointing at the old man in a... Shamoo shirt. Aww shit Bella said next time she saw Shamoo she was going to eat him. At least I brought the video camera. -Starts recording Bella being pscyco- I am sooo putting this on youtube and keeping it in our family keep forever videos.
EMPOV
What?! Bella is going to eat a old guy? Right on man. Ouch -Winces- That has got to hurt
RPOV
-Spots Bella jumping on old guy- She is so weird sometimes -Rolls eyes- Whatever -Walks away to find another mirror.
EPOV
-Hears Alice's thoughts- "Oh boy here it comes." I wander whats coming -Sees the Shamoo shirt and Bella attacking old man- Lovely. Well I better go get her. I walk up to Bella and pull her off the old man and tried to rip the shirt out of her grasp.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!" Bella squealed.
"Come on love put the nice old man's shirt down." I said softly while still trying to get the shirt out of her hands.
"No Eddyyyyward. I can't just let the spawn of the devil roam free throughout the earth. What if he decides to prey on more innocent children?" she pouted.
"Bella I don't think he can do anything now that he's in a billion little pieces." As I said this her face lit up.
"Come on love birds we just got our tickets so lets go see some animals!!" Emmett squealed like a little school girl.
"Ok. Come on Bella." I said while taking her hand and leading her into the zoo.
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