Yay I posted another chapter! Again WARNING: Bella and Alice crazyness... if that's what it's called... trust me it's going to be insane :D
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Disclaimer: I don't own anythang at all... alto in this ch I think i want a piece of Alice and Bella... RAWR

Chapter 4

A BAD Idea

JPOV

We continue to walk into the zoo and stop to look at a map towards the side of the path in a semi-secluded area. Esme and Carlisle had already went to the IMAX theater to "watch" movies. See Jasper this isn't so bad. You are not hungry, you are not hungry. Wow I'm really not hungry. As I was thinking this Emmett walked up to me and started to whisper something in my ear loud enough for only us to hear.

"Hey Jasper I got a dare for you." He had a devilish grin on his face.

"What's that?" I replied.

"I dare you to send a HUGE amount of lust waves towards Bella and Alice so they will make out and then -wiggles his eyebrows- " I look at him funny.

"You know that's my wife you want Bella to make out with right?" He smiles

"Ya I know and you know how hot it is for girls to make out. Remember the video we were watching on youtube the other day?" Oh boy I definitely remember that video. How could I forget? Maybe he's right. Alice is extremely hot and Bella is pretty good looking for a sister... Hmm "So Jasper what do you say?" Just as Emmett said that I saw Alice's face glaze over. OMB! She's having a vision. I have better do this fast. As soon as her face returned to normal she turned around to glare at me. Right as she turned around I sent the biggest lust wave I could manage toward Alice and Bella, who were luckily right next to each other. Emmett saw their faces and yelled out

"Alright!" and pats me on the back as I continue to concentrate on Alice and Bella.

"Whats alright?" asked Edward as he turned to look at me. Emmett just pointed toward Alice and Bella who were just staring at each other. Edward came to stand by us and continued to look at Bella and Alice who looked like they were about to pounce on each other while Rose looked at them weird then came to stand by us also.

Alice took a giant leap and landed on Bella pinning her on the ground, while Bella grabbed Alice's face and crashed their lips together. They started to roll around on the ground making out while we just stared. Bella made a loud purring noise while Alice made a throaty growl. After rolling around on the ground for a while Bella grabbed Alice's shirt and ripped it off while Alice did the same to Bella. OK so now my wife and sister are sitting on the ground making out shirtless. Ya this is so hot. Me Edward and Rose just continued to stare with our mouths open. Before we knew it Bella and Alice were on top of each other in only their underwear. They also have started to attract a crowd of guys. They just continued their extremely passionate make out without the slightest hint of stopping.

"Jasper stop making them do that!" Edward yelled at me and I stopped concentrating on them.

"They won't stop. I have already stopped the lust feelings but they just keep continuing." Edward just looked a me with his mouth hanging open as did Emmett and Rose.

"What a lovely way to start another family outing." Rose stated while her mouth just continued to hang open.

APOV

-Right when I had my vision and Jasper started screwing with our emotions.-

I was hit with this huge wave of want, but who do I want? I have never felt like this before. I turned around and saw Bella. How come I've never noticed how enticing she looked? I WANT her and ONLY her for the rest of eternity!! I pounced on her and she grabbed my face and crashed our lips together. OH MY GOD! Bella tastes so good. I never want a man again. Why would I when I could have Bella? She ripped my shirt off so I ripped hers off. Our lips continued to move in the most passionate of ways. Luckily in my bag I brought extra outfits just in case. I just never thought we would need an extra outfits because of this, but I don't care It's so worth it. Pretty soon we were sitting there in nothing but our underwear with Bella sitting in my lap straddling me with our chest and every part possible pressed against each other so hard that that if Bella was human almost every part of her would be broken. We both moaned into each others mouths from all the pressure. I slipped my hands into the back of her underwear to hold her firm butt and give it a squeeze. She moaned into my mouth and I smiled as we continued our passionate make out session.

All of a sudden my lust calmed down a bit but not enough to make stop. I don't think I ever want to stop. I heard Edward yelling at Jasper about something but I could't figure out what because I was way to involved in what I was doing. OMG Edward and Jasper! Well they can forgive us later. By now a large crowd of guys were surrounding us, but we just couldn't stop. We were feeling way to aroused to stop. We just started to have lesbian sex when we heard people shouting, but we still didn't stop, or slow down in that case. Pretty soon we both came several times but we still didn't stop. I felt someone pulling me and my newly found lover apart and I squealed in protest. I saw Bella trying to get out of Edward's arms, while I continued to try to get out of Jasper's.

"Jasper what the Hell did you do to them?" Edward shouted through clenched teeth. He was having a really hard time trying to get Bella to be still.

"I only made them start then I stopped when you told me! Now what they are doing they are doing on their own" Jasper shouted back as he tried to keep me under control.

"Well apparently they have something wrong with their brains." Rose stated like it was obvious and Edward hissed.

"Help me get them into that bathroom over there" Edward pointed to it then started to drag us into it.

"Here this should help." Rose sighed while everything went black.

"What did you do to them?" Jasper squealed like a little girl while Emmett slapped him and told him to snap out of it.

"It's called a tazer Jasper." Rose smirked

"How did it work we are ampiresva." Emmett said the last part in pig-Latin.

"It shocks our systems no matter what we are, and judging by the look on their faces they'll be out for a while. Rose what setting did you have the tazer on anyway?" Edward asked while glaring at Rose.

"I think maximum elephant setting." Rose said with a devilish grin. Edward smacked his forehead with palm.

"Great, great, great, great, great, great, great." Edward sighed while he shut and locked the bathroom door, of course with no one else in the bathroom. "Well lets get them dressed, but with what I don't know."

"Look in Alice's bag. I saw her pack extra clothes today. She said it was because you never know when you are going to need to change." Jasper shrugged and handed Edward the bag of clothes. He dug through it till he had jeans and a T-shirt for Bella then took her in one of the stalls to get her dressed. Jasper did the same with me.

EPOV

After I finished dressing my angel I layed her down on the couch and waited for her to wake up. Jasper put Alice on the other couch and sat down next to her waiting for them to wake up.

"It's times like these when we need Alice to not be knocked out -glares at Rose- and for her to tell us when they are going to wake up." Jasper growled at Rose.

"Calm down Jasper they will be awake in I don't know I'm guessing 10 seconds." Rose stated like it was obvious. Just like Rose said they started to regain semi-conciousness.

"Rose I didn't know you were psychic." Emmett said while jumping up and down like a little girl.

"Emmett I'm not." Rose rolled her eyes

"Wait then how..."

"The tazer has a timer of when the animal should be waking up"

"Bella is not an animal!" I hissed.

"Uh huh sure try telling that to the little audience Bella and Alice had. I'm pretty sure they will back me up on this one." Rose smirked, while I growled.

"OH MY FREAKEN CRAP!" I heard Bella and Alice yell simultaneously. I tried to calm my Bella down. "Edward what happened and why do I have the random urge to make out with Alice?" I glared at Jasper and he shrugged.

"OMG! Jasper get off me I NEED Bella!!" I heard Alice squeal and Bella smiled when she heard this. This is really not good. Now my wife is a lesbian. I'm going to KILL Jasper!

"Jasper make them stop!" I yelled

"I don't know how!" I heard him wimper. GREAT what now?

So what did you guys think? please review and tell me if you want Bella and Alice to keep trying to makeout with each other or it just wears off or they have to get Carlisle to figure out a cure. Plz review and tell me your thoughts.

And no im NOT a lesbian. A friend just told me this would be funny and I think it is so REVIEW and tell me if you thought it was :D