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WARNING: If lesbian stories offend you, you might want to stop reading. Im not a lesbian but I like the whole Alice/Bella pairing its fascinating.

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Chapter 5

What the HELL??

EPOV

"You know what Jasper... this is great just great!" He could feel the sarcasm rolling off me in huge waves, but I really didn't care because right now because my wife is a freaken lesbian and it's all Jasper's fault. Just lovely. Why won't Bella lay down and be still? I wonder whats going on in Alice's thoughts? OMFG Bella is so freaken hawt! Why have I noticed this before... that's because I've never made out with her duh. Oh my god I totally relate with the I kissed a girl song yay! Ugh why won't Jasper get off of me? Why can't Bella be on me, oh wait she can't because Edward won't let go off her. Edward let go of Bella. I shook my head as in no. Ugh Edward I promise we won't make out just get off us.

"Jasper it's ok we can let go now." He didn't look so sure. I smiled reassuringly and he let go of Alice as I let go of Bella. Alice took off running and jumped into Bella's lap and they both purred. Rose made a gagging noise while I glared at her.

"Ok what are we going to do about that?" Emmett pointed at the currently making out Alice and Bella.

"Alice!!" I hissed and they stopped.

"Later love." I heard Alice whisper seductively into Bella's ear and she purred. Why does Bella keep purring and why has she never purred for me? This has got to stop.

"Well did anyone else find that oddly disturbing?" Everyone besides Alice and Bella nodded because they were to busy licking each others faces and necks. "Ok that was worse." We nodded again. "So what are we going to do about our little "love birds" over there." I shrugged. "Wow Edward Cullen doesn't know what to do with his psycho lesbian wife." I growled while she rolled his eyes "and Jasper Hale now has a psycho, psychic, lesbian wife. These family outings of Alice's just keep getting better and better." She grinned stupidly.

"I have an idea!" Emmett yelled while jumping up and excitedly.

"What is it honey?" Rose asked while stroking his face. Their thoughts made me want to gag.

"Lets go look at animals!" He stated super excitedly.

"What about the lesbians?" asked Rose while me and Jasper hissed at her.

"We just have to keep a close watch over them, and I really want to see the animals." Emmett pouted.

"Fine." I gave in. Besides what could it hurt? Emmett bounced happily. I turned around to get Alice and Bella but couldn't find them anywhere. Emmett stood there pointing to on of the stalls looking scared. we all walked slowly towards it to find Bella holding Alice against the side of the stall, with Alice's legs wrapped around Bella's waist. Of course they were making out so I walked over there and pulled them apart. They pouted and intertwined hands then walked to the door of the bathroom.

BPOV

-While Bella/Alice are on the couch about to go to the bathroom stall-

Alice still sat in my lap trying to give me a hickey while I tried to listen to what everyone was saying, which was really hard considering the gorgeous chick sitting in my lap sucking on my neck. That's when I had the brilliant idea of going to the bathroom stall. Apparently Alice saw it in a vision because she stopped her sucking and nipping then nodded. We quickly and very silently ran to the stall. I lifted up Alice so she was at eye level and she wrapped her petite legs around my waist. I started to kiss her like it was the last thing I was allowed to do before I died. Oh my God why did it take me so long to find my feelings for Alice? She even smells better than Edward. She smells like no perfume could even compare to. It's not floral or like citrus or musky, it's just like heaven. When have I even started to feel this way about her? Probably when she saw me and Edward's Vegas wedding and asked me if I loved her. It made me start thinking how I loved her because I know I did. My love just changed a little. All of a sudden Edward was pulling us apart way to soon I pouted at Edward's not niceness. I grabed her hand and entertwined it with mine.

"Ok Edward what are we going to see first." I asked while sighing

"The GRIZZLY BEARS!!" squealed Emmett. I rolled my eyes while Alice tried to open the door.

"OMG OMG OMG why won't the door open?" Alice squealed in distress. I did not like seeing Alice freak out so I did the first thing I thought of... which just happened to be punching a hole through the door knob area and then opening it.

"Oh my God Bella way to be subtle. How are we going to explain this?" Rose gasped.

"I don't really care." I said while stroking Alice's angelic face "I saw Alice upset and wanted to fix it." Alice was grinning like crazy. Apparently she already saw this in a vision.

"You know Bella it was just locked you could of just unlocked it." Jasper pointed out. I shrugged and Alice pulled our hands to her face and kissed the back of my hand. Jasper wimpered while Rose gagged and ran human pace from the bathroom and pretended to barf in the nearest trash can. A random guy stopped to rub her back and ask if she was ok. Thats when Emmett ran human pace over to her and glared at the guy and pretended to be really concerned for Rose because he already knew she wasn't really sick. When they walked back over to us we started to head towards the bears like Emmett wanted.

JPOV

How could my lover, and the other half of my soul just turn lesbian? I knew she loved Bella even before this, I could always feel the love coming off them when they were together. What if this isn't reversible? Ugh It's so gross the way they hang all over each other. I mean look at all the guys staring at them... well if it wasnt my sister and wife I would probaly stare at them to. Pretty soon we reached the bears and Emmett pressed his face against the glass like all the little kids beside him. His hole body was oozing excitement so I became just as excited. Pretty soon i had my face against the glass looking at the bears. Then I was hit with the biggest wave of love/lust I have ever felt. I turned around to see Alice pinning Bella on the ground and they were making out... again. I just couldn't take it anymore so I walked up to them pulled them apart and started to make out with Alice until she pushed me away.

"Uh Jasper no offense but I was busy." She looked at me weird and I sighed. She walked up to me and put her hand on my face and whispered sweetly "I'm sorry Jasper but I want Bella." I gasped shocked

"What the HELL Alice!! You don't love Bella and you know it!" Bella and Alice gasped "Alice you love me" I ended in no more than a whisper. She looked at me sadly. and walked over to Bella and grabbed her hand.

"Jasper I'm sorry." I was crushed so I just sat down and stared at my shoe while Edward asked Bella the same thing but in a different way.

"Bella? Love? Do you not love me anymore?" He sounded more hurt than me.

"Of course I still love you Edward! What are you crazy!" she paused while Alice gasped then added "Just not in that way. I'm so sorry Edward" she looked torn like Alice did.

"Ok that is IT!!" Screamed Rose. "All of you come with me" she started to walk away. We had no choice but to follow.

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