Ok so here goes another chapter and thank you for the reviews they made my day. and im sorry to say i think this ch and a couple more and the story will be finished :(

WARNING: Bella/Alice stuff but not as much

Disclaimer: Not a thang.

Chapter 6

Mustache Mustache... Ohhhh Mustache
(You have to say it in a deep seductive voice. Lol)

RPOV

I continued to walk in the general direction of the IMAX theater. Yup that's right I was taking this insaneness straight to Carlisle so he could fix the 2 wack jobs. I heard Edward hiss at what I called them but I really didn't care. I was a girl on a mission, a mission to turn my lesbian sisters well non lesbian. As I continued at a quick walk we started to pass the monkeys, and thats when Jasper snapped.

JPOV

As we passed by the monkeys, that's when I saw the new love of my life. The beautiful majestic Emperor Tamarin, or the Mustache Monkey. It just had the longest silkiest looking mustache I have ever seen. It was amazing. I couldn't even remember the girl I was so upset about a few seconds ago. All I cared about was petting that luscious mustache. I quickly changed direction and headed towards that beautiful creature whos mustache seemed to be calling my name.

"Jasper!" I heard Edward yelling my name, but I was way to busy sticking my hand through the bars of the cage trying to reach that gorgeous mustache. I felt Emmett trying to restrain me from the only thing that now matters to me in my life.

"Emmett let go!" I yelled

"No Jasper I can't let you eat the poor defenseless monkey!" I started to laugh.

"You think I'm trying to eat it?" I asked shocked. Rose and Edward and the two lesbians walked up to see what was going on.

"Uh ya Jasper. Why?" said Rose confused.

"I'm trying to pet it's mustache" everyone looked shocked "It's just so soft and silky looking. I wonder if he conditions?" Emmett started laughing so hard he let go of me and started to roll around on the ground. That's when I jumped but up and tried to reach the most heavenly mustache I have ever seen again.

"Oh my God Jasper." Rose rolled her eyes. "Emmett grab him and follow me." Emmett did as he was told and I tried to get free somehow but he had an iron grip on me. We continued to walk through the zoo when I started to notice the signs everywhere. OMB SHE'S TAKING US TO CARLISLE!!

RPOV

My hole family has gone nuts. I am the only sane one left? Well I guess Edward and Emmett are still kind of normal... Kind of. I continued to march towards the man the could hopefully fix this whole mess. I saw the front of the IMAX theater and marched in not even bothering with the people in line or the people checking tickets.

"Carlisle!! I yelled almost too loud to be considered human. I saw him and Esme walking out of the closet. Ok eww.

"What is it Rose?" he said while taking in the scene around him. Edward looked like he was about to cry while Emmett looked like he was about to bust out laughing. I looked furious while Jasper sat of the ground holding his knees while repeatedly saying 'mustache' while a half naked Alice was straddling a half naked Bella who was laying on the ground and but of course they were making out and by the looks of it they were about to have lesbian sex again.

"Fix them!" I shrieked. He stood there looking dumbfounded with his mouth hanging open. He took a deep breath to collect himself and said,

"Ok the first thing we need to do is pull those two," he pointed at my sisters "apart and put clothes back on them and get rid of their audience." Edward grabbed Bella while I grabbed Alice. Both of them started dry sobbing while squealing "NOOO!! I want her I want her. Esme looked like she was about to explode with rage. She marched up to Alice and Bella pointed to each of them and shrieked louder than I did,

"I will not have you two making out any more! Do you understand?!" They looked shocked but quickly nodded their consent. "As for you Emmett you better stop laughing or your going to be grounded from everything including sex!" I glared at Emmett waring him that if he did that I would not be happpy at all. "And as for you Edward," she pointed at him "stop wimpering and be a MAN!" He shut up "And last of all Jasper SHUT THE HELL UP!! It's not my fault your not man enough to grow a mustache yourself." We all stared at her in shock. WOW. I think that Esme scared the living daylights out of all of us because we stood as still as stones. Carlisle walked up to stand beside her.

"Come on guys lets go home." Carlisle suggested. We all started to head towards our cars wondering what would happen when we got home.

Sorry this chapters a little short but in my defense i got stung by a scorpion last night so now I feel sick :( Ill be fine though. :)

So what did you guys think of Esme? I know she was a little out of character but think about waht you would do if you saw all that.

Plz review :D