Disclaimer: I only wish that I owned Inuyasha, but in fact, I really dont own it...or do I?...Nope.
Miroku
Sesshomarukoishii: Hello! Its me back with our special guest, the lecherous monk with the
cursed hand... MIROKU, on Inu Interviews!
Miroku: Hello, hello! Im glad to be here!
Rapid Miroku fangirls: Get him! Ouuuurrrr Prrreeeeccciiiioouussss... TIE HIM DOWN!
Sesshomarukoishii: Oh no you dont! Hes my guest and I wont have some monk-crazed
fangirls take him! (Presses button and electric fence pops up and kills fan girls)
Rapid Miroku Fangirl: Miroku, you will be mine... ! ZAP!...(dies)
Sesshomarukoishii: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miroku: Aw... So many pretty girls... all after me...(nosebleed and drool)
Sesshomarukoishii: Snap out of it! The first question is from pink babigurl. Miroku, when are you ever
gonna get with Sango...or will you try to find another girl?
Miroku: Alas, Sango is the only woman in my heart who I truly love, but ever time I try to tell
her, she slaps me.
Sesshomarukoishii: Well, she wouldnt slap you if you didnt grope her! What are you thinking
when you ruin all those beautiful moments with your perverted ways!
Miroku: (nosebleed)
Sesshomarukoishii: Nevermind, I guess thats my answer. Any way, if you and Sango had a
child, would you stop womanizing?
Miroku:...Maybe... I wont know till the time comes.
Sesshomarukoishii:...okay, thats a no, next question. Were you ever gay?
Miroku: What! No, I have always been a ladies man!
Sesshomarukoishii: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. If Naraku was turned into a child, and
you found him, and he had no memory of the evil things hes done, would you care for him, or
would you kill him? (Question from my cousin. THANKS COUS!)
Miroku: Hn... such a challenging question! I think I would save him though.
Sesshomarukoishii: Why?
Miroku: I cannot bring myself to kill a child, besides if your kind to him as a child, maybe he
wouldnt be evil as an adult.
Sesshomarukoishii: Good point. Uh... Miroku someones here to see you.
Tall blond girl: Hello, Miroku.
Miroku: Ah! Natasha! How are you my darling!
Natasha: Ah, just fine. And Miroku, (SLAP) thanks for running off in the middle of our date for a
group of slutty hores!
Miroku: I didnt deserve that. After all, you ran off with that male model.
Curvy brunette: Oh, hey Miroku!
Miroku: Elizabeth! My love! How are you!
Elizabeth: Miroku, I just wanted you to know...(SLAP!) I HATE YOU, YOU PERVERTED
ASS!
Miroku: I may have deserved that...
Sesshomarukoishii: Strange, oh well, how do you feel about Sango?
Miroku: Ah, Sango is a goddess in my eyes! She is the most beautiful woman in the universe, she
is intelligent, brave, strong, beautiful, she has a VERY nice butt...
Sesshomarukoishii: Miroku! This is an interview, not a porn club!
Miroku: Oh, I am truly sorry my dear Sesshomarukoishii, for you to try to entertain the public with your wonderful interviews and for me to spoil it with my dirty tounge...
(SSSLLLLAAAAPPP!)
Sesshomarukoishii: PERVERT! Im gonna kill you, monk!
Miroku:
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Runs for life)
(offset) Sesshomaru: Let me guess, you didnt deserve that?
Miroku: No, that one I deserved. Did you know that she has a great right hook, but that doesnt
even come close to the kick of her right leg...
Sesshomarukoishii: MIROKU!
Miroku: GOTTA RUN!
Sesshomarukoishii: Next time on Inu Interviews, Sango! Please review and send in questions for
her! COME HERE SO I CAN STRANGLE YA, YOU BUTT- GROPING GOOD FOR
NOTHIN SON OF A $&!