Inu Interviews: Sango
Sesshomarukoishii: Hello and welcome back to Inuyasha Interviews. I am Sesshomarukoishii
and today I am interviewing Sango.
Sango: Hi! Um, Sesshomarukoishii...why are you talking like youre on the news?
Sesshomarukoishii: Um, uh, I do not know... SUGAR GLIDERS!
Sango: Whu? O.O
Sesshomarukoishii: Sorry, random moment! Anyway onto the questions for our next victim, uh I
mean guest! Yeah thats it, guest!
Sango: ( I dont feel safe here anymore... )
Sesshomarukoishii: Our first question is from Kagomes Reincarnation. When are you gonna
confess your love to Miroku? I mean, everyone knows you love him, except for Inuyasha, but
hes a dimwit so...
Inuyasha: Hey! I am a very intelligent individual!
Sesshomarukoishii: Whats 2+2?
Inuyasha: Uh, a science question?
Sesshomarukoishii: That was pathetic. Anyway, so whats your answer?
Sango: Depends, whens he gonna stop flirting?
Sesshomarukoishii: My guess, never.
Sango: But, I really do love him, I just wish he wasnt such a perv.
Sesshomarukoishii: True, but thats why we love the perverted monk, Miroku, right? Well, next
question! This is from Miroku is Sexy. Sango what color underwear are you wearing, hey! Wait
a minute! MIROKU!
Sango: PPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRRVVVVVEEEERRRRRRTTTTTTT! HIRAIKOTSU!
Miroku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(BONK!)
Sesshomarukoishii: Haha! I laugh at your pain!
Sango: Um, next question!
Sesshomarukoishii: Right! What do you want to use the Shikon no Tama for?
Sango: Dunno, never really thought about it before.
Sesshomarukoishii: You need to be more selfish, you know that? Well, then, do you know that
youve tried to kiss Inuyasha before?
Sango: IVE WHAT!
Sesshomarukoishii: Yeah! You were drunk cause o that mist of sake! Oh, and not to mention the
Christmas party when you kissed Inuyasha and then got Sesshomaru drunk beyond belief and
rape—
Sango: HEY! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SHOVED 16 BOTTLES OF VODKA DOWN MY
THROAT!
Sesshomarukoishii: Well, then what about the incident at the Halloween party with Miroku,
Inuyasha, Kohaku, Sesshomaru, AND Naraku?
Sango: AGAIN YOU GOT US ALL SO DRUNK THAT SESSHOMARU STARTED SINGIN
HONKYTONK BADONKADONK, MIROKU AND KOHAKU KISSED EACH OTHER, AND
INUYASHA AND NARAKU DID "IT"!
Sesshomaru, Miroku, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kohaku:
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Sango: Yo- you ne-never to-to-told them, did you?
Sesshomarukoishii:
No...
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Sango: SESSHOMARUKOISHII YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDNT YOU SHUT ME UP!
Sesshomarukoishii: I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE HERE!
Inuyasha: CHARGE!
Sesshomarukoishii: NEXT TIME ON INU INTERVIEWS, THE GORGEOUS, MURDEROUS,
COLD HEARTED, SEX GOD OF THE WEST, LORD SESSHOMARU! COME ON
SANGO! RUN! RUN LIKE THE WWWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDDD!
Both:
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