Chapter 5: Lord Sesshomaru / Sesshy / Fluffy-sama / Sess
Sesshomarukoishii: Hello everybody! This is Inu Interviews! And because of todays guest, well
be hookin him up to a polygraph machine! HERES SHESSY!
Sesshomaru: Refrain from calling me any of your insolent nicknames.
Sesshomarukoishii: Aw, you know ya like um!
Sesshomaru: No, I dont.
Sesshomarukoishii: Hm, polygraph machine says hes tellin the truth...that stinks. Anyway, on
with the—
Sesshomaru: Sesshomarukoishii, first I have a question for you.
Sesshomarukoishii: You want to marry me! (gets starry eyed look and forgets she has a fox
demon boyfriend, even though shes a dog demon)
Sesshomaru: No. Why do you call yourself Sesshomarukoishii, or in English, Sesshomaru
darling or darling Sesshomaru?
Seshomarukoishii: Why else? Because almost everyone loves you, Sesshy!
Sesshomaru:...--
Sesshomarukoishii: hehe. Anyways, on to the questions! This ones from Rockeranimegirl.
Do you like Kagura?
Sesshomaru: No. She is merely one of Narakus pawns and has no significance on Earth.
Sesshomarukoishii: OOOOHHH! YOURE LYING! THE POLYGRAPH SPIKED AND
ALMOST WENT OFF THE CHART! YOU LIKE KAGURA! YOU LIKE KAGURA!
Sesshomaru... (blushes VERY slightly)
Sesshomarukoishii: HAHA! Youre blushing!
Sesshomaru: Next question.
Sesshomarukoishii: Huff, you know, its rude to change the subject, oh well, I got the answer to
my Kagura question anyway. Um, this is from Miako-sama. She wants to know if youll marry
her if she tells you that shes really a demoness trapped in a humans body.
Sesshomaru: No. I am too busy with my search for Naraku to have a mate or as you humans call
it, a wife.
Sesshomarukoishii: Hey! Im no human! Im a dog demon, thank you very much. Havent you
noticed the white ears, tail and paws? I mean its kinda hard to miss considering that I have black
hair and I dont like shoes. But I guess the black feathery right wing and the white bat styled left
wing would keep anyone from thinkin that Im a dog. Well, away from my rant, Um, what do
you think of all the fanfiction stories out there with weird pairings like you and your father, you
and Naraku, and you and Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru: I think that they need to open their eyes and see that I do not date family and that
Im not gay.
Sesshomarukoishii: Speak the truth! Okay that was absolutely unnessissary. What do your
markings mean?
Sesshomaru: My markings are a symbol that I am a Demon Lord and that I am the Ruler of the
West.
Sesshomarukoishii: Okay! I cant keep this question in anymore! WHAT IS THE FLUFFY
THING ON YOUR SHOULDER!
Sesshomaru: It is both a war medal and my tail.
Sesshomarukoishii: HAHA! Fluffy has a tail! Fluffy has a tail!
Sesshomaru: Refrain from calling me fluffy.
Sesshomarukoishii: You take the fun out of everything!
Sesshomaru: Thats my job.
Sesshomarukoishii: P Well, what do you consider Rin?
Sesshomaru: A ward.
Sesshomarukoishii: Youre lying! What is she REALLY to you?
Sesshomaru: ...
Sesshomarukoishii: Come on...
Sesshomarukoishii: ...
Sesshomarukoishii: Fine then! Have it your way! But ya aint gettin outta here until you tell us!
Sesshomaru: (glare)
Sesshomarukoishii: (stare)
Sesshomaru: (glare)
Sesshomarukoishii: (stare)
Sesshomaru: (glare)
Sesshomarukoishii: (stare...)
Sesshomaru: Youre really not gonna let me out?
Sesshomarukoishii: Nope...
Sesshomaru: Fine, then I consider her my daughter.
Sesshomarukoishii: Ha! I knew it!
Sesshomaru: You did?
Sesshomarukoishii: Yep!
Rin: Really, Lord Sesshomaru! You consider me a daughter!
Sesshomaru: ...yes, Rin, I consider you my daughter.
Rin: I love you, Lord Sesshomaru, I mean papa! (Runs up and hugs Sesshy)
Sesshomarukoishii and audience: Aw...KAWAII!
Sesshomarukoishii: Thats all for this interview! A Happy Ending! Next time on Inu
Interviews...RIN! So please send in your questions and reviews! Till next time...
Rin: Bye everyone! Please send me lots of questions! Bye bye!