Inu Interviews
Chapter 6
Sesshomarukoishii: Yay! I'm back with another chapter of...INU INTERVIEWS!!!
Inuyasha: Yeah...finally. After how long?
Sesshomarukoishii: (shoves Inu off stage) My show! MINE!!! Not yours!
Inuyasha: Yeah, yeah. What were you doing anyway?
Sesshomarukoishii: Hehe...for me to know and for you to get off my stage and stop asking.
Inuyasha: Hmph! Fine! I'll be in my trailer! (stomps off stage)
Sesshomarukoiishii: Fine. But you don't have one. Anyway, today our special guest is...THE ADORABLE RIN!!!
Rin: Hello everyone! Rin is sooo happy to be here!
Audience: Awwww...kawaii!
Sesshomarukoishii: Okay Rin, ready for your questions?
RIn: Yup! (Big Smile)
Sesshomarukoishii: Aw! So cute! These questions are from Miako-sama. If you had to choose between having your family back and having Lord Sesshomaru, whom would you choose? Have you ever seen Sesshomaru drop his guard enough to smile? I mean a real smile? How about laugh? Has he ever laughed? What's your favorite color? Food? Flower? Do you ever wish Lord Sesshomaru would get married so you would have a mama? If so could you mention to him that Miako-sama was a trained preschool teacher?
Rin: Wow! So many questions for me! Um...I think I'd pick Lord Sesshomaru for the first one.
Sesshomarukoishii: Oh really? Why is that?
Rin: Because I love Lord Sesshomaru-papa!!! He takes really good care of me and I like traveling with him, Ah Un, and Master Jakken.
Audience and Sesshomarukoishii: Awww...
Sesshomaru (offset): (grin)
RIn: I've only seen Sesshomaru really smile once...I have never heard him laugh either. I think he should smile and laugh more. I think he looks good smiling!
SK: I think he would to. (shouting backstage) HEAR THAT SESSHY?! YOU SHOULD TRY IT MORE OFTEN!!!
Sesshomaru:...
Rin: My favorite food is fish. My favorite colors are orange and green. My favorite flowers are daisies.
SK: Okay. Why are those your favorites?
Rin: Because fish is really yummy, and I used to get beaten back at the village when I tried to get some...so I really like it now! Orange and green are my favoirte colors because they remind me of butterflies and forests. And I always give daisies to Lord Sesshomaru-papa, Master Jakken, and Ah Un.
SK: Okay, I see.
Rin: And I would like Lord Seshomaru-papa to get married so that I could have a mama!
Sesshomaru(offset drinking tea): (cough! choke! sputter! gag!) Wh--- WHAT!!!
RIn: Yeah! Maybe Ms. Kagura! Then we could be a big happy family and I could be a big sister! And Miako-sama could be our teacher!
SK: (snicker) Ye okay there Sesshy? Ye look a bit pale...(hehehe...)
Sesshomaru: (cough!) I...I'll consider it Rin...continue with your interview...
Rin: Yay! I'm going to have a mama and a family!
Sesshomaru: Considering Rin...considering...
SK: With Kaaaggguuurrraaaa!!!!! Anyway, these are from littlefiction. WHat do you think of Jakken? Do Ah and Un fight with each other? Do you like Kohaku? Have you ever touched the fluffy? Do you like peaches? Have you ever seenLord Sesshomaru eat or sleep?
Rin: Master Jakken is great! He plays with me and watches me...though he is really grumpy...and the incident with the snake...
Jakken: That only happened once and it was an accident!
SK: I know. He's a grumpy...toad? Kappa? What is he? Hm...anyway, continue.
Rin: I haven't seen Ah and Un fight with each other in all the time I've known them. And besides, I think it would be a bit one-sided...
SK: I agree with you on that. Sooo...dooo you like Kohaku?
RIn: Yes! I like Kohaku very much!
Sesshomaru: grrrrrrrr...
Kohaku: (blush) me?
SK: Ah! Young love! So Rin...have you ever...touched...the Fluffy?
Rin: Yes! Lord Sesshomaru-papa let's me sleep on it. It's nice and warm and fluffy!
SK: Gasp! I bow to your specialness. You have touched the Almighty Fluffy!
Rin and Sesshomaru:...
SK: Ahem...so, do you like peaches?
Rin: Yes! They are delicious!
SK: Yay! A peach lover! I agree, they are so good! Have you ever seen Sesshy eat or sleep?
Rin: I've never seen him eat...but I saw him sleeping the first day we met. He was asleep and really hurt.
SK: Sesshy hurt! Gasp! Be still my beating heart!
Sesshomaru: He had a lucky shot, is all...(grumbling)
SK: Suureee...next questions from doglove125. 1. Have you ever been molested by Sesshy? 2. Have you and Sesshy had mad love? 3. Are you guys together or is he gay?
Rin: No, no, and no. Lord Sesshomaru-papa isn't gay! He likes Kagura-mama!
Everyone: KAGURA-MAMA??!!!
Rin: Yup! Kagura-mama! She and Lord Sesshomaru-papa are going to get married and I'll be a big sister!
Sesshomaru and Kagura: O.O!!! Um...when was the wedding planned?
Kagura: He hasn't even proposed to me!
Sesshomaru: You are always trying to kidnap Rin or lead me into one of Naraku's traps.
Kagura: Like I had a choice.
Rin: Do you two love each other?
Sesshomaru: (lightly blushing and looking away) maybe...
Kagura: (blushing) Well...
SK: So would you marry each other if you had the chance?
Kagura: I would...
Sesshomaru:...
(kneels in front of Kagura and takes her hand)
Kagura...would you...marry me?
Kagura: (shocked)...yes...Yes!
(kneels with him and throws her arms around his neck)
Rin: Yay! I have a mama now! I am so happy!
(Big family moment with the three)
SK: So beautiful...and unexpected...next time on Inu interviews...Naraku! Send in those reviews and questions!