Yay! After...well, a long time, I have finally found time to update!! (cheers of excited readers/audience members and groan and cries of pain from Inu-crew) And, since it's summer, I'll be able to update more often! : 3

Anyways, welcome back to Inu Interviews!! Now, for your tortur...I mean, entertainment...here is...NARAKU!!

Floats up onto stage (you can't expect an evil mastermind to walk, now can you?)

ED: Hello Naraku! (undertone) you pedo...

Naraku: What was that last part?

ED: Pistachio. Pistachio pudding. I love it, you want some?

Naraku: ...no.

ED: Fine! Anyways...first question, er...song, from SasaIsASexyDemoness!!

i wrote a song 4 u ugly!(naraku)
-comes on stage wearing a sexy orange and white gown with matching orange shoes with white hearts on them and hols up mic . oh ya and a necklace tht says i hate naraku-
i hate you you love me
you have a big head and you have split endz
with a great big slap
and a swing from Tetsuiga or however the hell you spell it
wont you say I naraku is GAY! YAY! -bows while people cheer and shout and throws roses at my feet!-

(Audience: Clapping and cheering)

ED: Hehehe...thanks so much for such anenjoyable song (at Naraku's expense, even better!)!

Naraku: Oo...(twitching)

ED: Which brings us to our next question, from My House of Cards! Hm...I tried making a house of cards once...then I gave up and used glue. :3

Anyways...

GASP!! ask Naraku if he's gay

ED: Ah, yes. The burning question...Naraku, are you gay? Or just a transvestite/Michael Jackson wanna-be?

Naraku: I am not gay. Or Michael Jackson.

ED: Explain these pictures then...

(holds out pictures of Naraku snogging Onigumo/Miroku's grandfather(young)/Random other men)

Naraku: Holy shit! Where did you get those?!

ED: Kanna. Now anyways, is it true?! (hooks Naraku up to polygraph)

Naraku: No!

Lie Detector: BEEEEPPPP!!

ED: HA!! YOU LAIR!!

Naraku: (insert beep here)!!

ED: Ha! I was right! Naraku is gay! That explains the makeup!

Naraku: It makes me feel pretty...

ED, Inu-crew, audience: Oo CREEPY!!

ED: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

ED and Naraku: I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!

Everyone else: Oh shiiiii--WTF?!

ED: (ahem) So you're...gay?

Naraku: Nooo...

Lie detector: I SAID BEEP THE FIRST TIME DAMMIT!!

ED: HOLY SHOOT!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!

...

ED: Hehe...anyway. Yeah, you're gay. And if you aren't, then I am not insane.

Naraku: Okay, so I'm gay. At least this isn't like Death Note. I don't think there's a single straight guy in it...

ED: Yes there is! Soichiro, the dad. (No offense to any Death Note fans who may take insult. In fact, I love Death Note and I cosplay it, so...yeah. sorry! :3)

Naraku: Sure, that's what they all say until they start snoggin...

ED: Shut up. We have a dare! From SasaIsASexyDemoness!

ok gang this is a question for all of you (mostly anywayz)
:D Have you ever considred dressing up like the peeps from scooby doo?
well here are your parts :D
Kagome- daphane
Inuyasha-fred
Miroku-shaggy
Kirara-scooby
sango-velma
NOW DAMMIT GO CHANGE INTO YOUR COSTUMES AND DO MYSTERY CRAP!
LUV YAZ BYEZ -runs away real fast-
...sasa...

So now, we bring you Inu Scooby Doo! (Cause Naraku's kinda...making out with Onigumo right now...can that be called incest?)

Miroku/Shaggy: (reading script) Like, zoinks, gang, we are like going to that haunted mansion to like, hunt a ghost, right?

Inuyasha/Fred: Yeah, crew to the Mystery Mobile...awaaayyyyy!!

Kagome/Daphane: Yeah! We're underaged hippies who are probably on drugs! Let's go catch us a ghost!

Sango/Velma: Why does she get to be the pretty one?! (points to Kagome) She should be the nerdy one! I'm prettier than heerrr!! (whining)

Kagome: Cause I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy! (strikes a pose)

Sango: Like hell you are!

Inuyasha: Oh yeah! CATFIGHT!! Cause I'm a hippie-pimp!

Miroku: Like, hell yeah!

Kirara/Scooby: Reow, reow, reow!

Miroku: Like, that's right um...Scooby...we should like, get going!

Inuyasha: Yeah! Come on my hippie babes!

At creepy haunted mansion

Inuyasha: Let's split up and look for clues, gang! M...Shaggy and Scooby, you go search over there with Velma. Daphne, you come with me to those...suspicious looking...bedrooms...

Miroku: Like, let's like, go look for like, the like, kitchens...like.

Sango: Uh huh...how about we actually go look in that courtyard out back?

In the courtyard

Statue head thingies from the Haunted Mansion:

You left your keeeyyyyysss in a mausolieum!!

Sango: Hi, we heard this place is haunted. We're hear to search for a weird crack-head dressed as a ghost looking for money or something!

SHTFTHM: It's guy love! That's all it is! Guy love, he's mine, I'm his! There's nothing, GAY about it, in our eeeyyyeeesss!!

Miroku: That's like, nice, like, I like, talk, like, what most, like, people think a like, teenage girl, like talks like.

SHTFHM: Cause Emo is one step below transvestite!

Kiara: Rut re ruck rup!!

SHTFHM:...dude...did that Cat pretending to be a dog just swear at us...?

Sango: ...so where's the ghost?

SHTFHM: In the morgue-thingy.

Miroku, Sango, and Kirara head into the morgue thingy, where the dead people start crawling out from a conviently placed river, their graves, and from the walls.

Sango: I think that's illegal disposal of bodies...

Miroku: Like, (and there's a beep here, it goes bbeeepppp!)!! LIKE, LIVING DEAD PEOPLE!!

Corpses: They did the mash! They did the mooonnnnster mash! The monster mash! It was a graveyard smash!

Sango: We came all the way here for this?

Kiara: Reah...retty ruch...re rar ruch rerards...

Miroku: Let's like, go get like, In...Fred and like Daphne.

Meanwhile

Inuyasha: Okay, now that that's done with, we better set up a trap that will never work! You know, to make them think we actually did something!

Kagome: Good idea! Let's put up this string and these nets, then put a 50 year old roller skate here!

Inuyasha: Great!

Miroku: Hey, like, gu--!

Miroku steps on roller skate, flies into string, gets caught in the net, and swears...a lot.

BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

...

ED: Technical difficulties...so, now you know what would happen if the Inu team was scooby doo.

And Naraku is STILL making out with Onigumi, so I'll end it here...

Geez, you'd think they needed to come up for air now and then...

Anyways, up next...

Shippo!

See you all then! Bye! : D