Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon…
It was Sunday morning and Taichi had just come in the house to see his young sister. He had been gone for a year so he might be in for a huge surprise.
Gatomon was in the kitchen, stuffing her face with ramen. Hikari just glared at her.
"You better not fatten my body," Hikari hissed.
"Hikari, are you here," he hollered, when he closed the door.
"I'm here, Taichi-san," Gatomon hollered back.
"Taichi-san," Hikari growled. "You call him Onii-chan."
"Oh, I'm here, Taichi-san," she hollered again.
Hikari dropped her head in gloom.
"Hikari, it's been long," Taichi said, coming in the kitchen.
He came over to hug his sister, but didn't know he was actually hugging Gatomon.
"You look different," Hikari said.
"Oh hey Gatomon," he said.
"H…I mean, Gatomon's right," Hikari said. "Did you gain weight?"
He had on a confused face.
"Did you cut your hair," Gatomon asked, giving Hikari a deathly glare.
"Of course, I just thought it was too much," he smiled.
"So, when are you having babies," Gatomon asked. "Honestly, since you like some girl, you should definitely make babies; you are 21 years old and an adult."
"But, Mimi and Sora…"
"Are you making babies with them both," she gasped. "I'm surprised at you. I didn't you were like that."
"Ano…Gatomon, what's up with Hikari," he asked.
"She's just too excited to see you," Gatomon replied.
"So, Taichi-san, what're you doing here," Gatomon asked.
"Taichi-san," he felt a little hurt. "I came to see you."
I don't believe it, Hikari actually forgot so much of our childhood activities, he thought, feeling himself fall into a metaphoric abyss that was dark and covered in gloom.
"Taichi-san, I'm hungry," Gatomon whined.
"You just stuffed your face with ramen," Hikari reminded.
"Clam it, catty," Hikari said.
"I'll give you catty," Gatomon said.
"Guys," Taichi said, suddenly feeling better, "why don't we just go to the carnival?"
"You can't," Gatomon said.
"Why not," he asked.
"Because, Hikari's afraid of heights," she explained.
"I thought you were," he said.
"…"
"I'll just call Sora," he said.
"Are you and Sora together," Hikari asked.
"Sora's my friend," he replied. "Mimi's my girlfriend."
"What's wrong with you," Hikari asked, snatching the phone away from him.
Sora's voice was on the other line.
"Hello, Taichi," she greeted.
"Sora, it's been long," Hikari greeted. "Taichi said that…"
She went into the family room, as Taichi and Gatomon sweat dropped.
"If she ruins your relationship with Mimi, you'll have to forgive her," Gatomon suggested.
"But Mimi and I truly love each other," he said.
"You still have to forgive her," she said.
Later…
Patamon came in Takeru's room, when Ms. Ishida came in.
"Takeru, are you okay," she asked.
"Yeah, yeah," Patamon replied, closing the door after taking Takeru in.
Rude much, she scoffed.
Meanwhile…
Veemon was watching some action movies with Daisuke. Jun, who came to visit her brother, sat on the couch.
"Move over," she growled. "It's my turn to watch."
"Why can't you move over, fat-ass," Veemon asked.
"What'd you say," she asked.
"Yu heard me," Veemon replied.
"Daisuke, you are very rude," she yelled, punching him hard in the head.
"Is that the hardest you got," Veemon asked.
"Vee…I mean Daisuke, shut up," Daisuke hushed.
"Veemon's right, shut it Daisuke," she humped. "You're acting like a child."
"You are the one acting like a child," Veemon said.
"You're so mean," she yelled and ran out.
"It took her long enough," Veemon muttered.
"Thanks a lot," Daisuke growled.
Night…
Taichi was alone with Mimi, who was crying because Gatomon called her and told her that Taichi wants to break up with her.
"Why do you want to break up with me," she asked. "I never did anything wrong."
"It's not you," he replied. "I didn't even want to break up with you."
"But, Hikari told me…"
"Hikari was only joking around with you," he said.
"I'll talk to you after class," she said.
"Why don't we just stay here," he grinned.
"Taichi-kun," she moaned, feeling him kissing her neck softly. "We shouldn't…"
"Hikari's asleep now," he whispered, slipping his hand under her shirt.
Hikari and Gatomon watched the whole thing from upstairs.
"They're gross together," Gatomon gagged.
"You almost ruined their relationship," Hikari reminded. "They deserve each other. Besides, I know you wouldn't like it if somebody tried to break up you and Patamon."
"Whatever," she went upstairs, blushing.
Really rude much, she thought.
Then Hikari followed her.
"Oh, Taichi's leaving," Hikari reminded when they were in her room.
"Why," Gatomon asked.
"Remember," she asked.
"What," Gatomon asked, mimicking her tome.
"He has college class, and so does Mimi," she reminded.
"You have school too," Gatomon said.
"Oh no," Hikari gasped.
"What's wrong," she asked.
"You have to go to school in my body," she replied.
They stayed silent for a moment.
"You know, it's too quiet downstairs," Gatomon said. "I hope he's killing her."
"Why do you hate Mimi," Hikari asked.
"I don't hate her," Gatomon replied. "I just get jealous of the way she seems prettier than me when I'm Angewomon."
"O…k," Hikari slowly drifted to sleep.
A few hours had passed, but Gatomon couldn't sleep. Suddenly, she heard Taichi coming in. He came to her bed, as he kneeled next to her. He kissed her forehead and whispered, "Goodnight, little sister."
Before he left, Gatomon whispered back, "You too, Onii-chan."
He was happy to hear that, as he closed her door. Gatomon finally understood how Taichi's big brotherly ways were. At least she got that part down, but there was something bothering her. What about Patamon? Did he understand any of this too? Then her eyes started weighing down as her breathing grew shorter. She felt it. She felt how a human should sleep. She finally went to sleep.
I finally made a good chapter, hopefully.
Mimi: Taichi-kun, I love you.
Gatomon: (growls at Mimi)
Patamon: Gatomon, there you are.
Gatomon: Get away from me!
Takeru, Daisuke, and Hikari: '
Mimi: Please review.
Taichi: Yeah, please.
Me: Get a room, you two! Please review! I really would appreciate it.
Patamon: Gatomon, are you okay?
Gatomon: (faints) …