Yep, I'm back again.
I recently got a review from Escape5. He/she asked me if Itachi and Naruto were going to have a "relationship". To answer this, I would like you to know that I don't write gay shit. If you meant a friendship between Itachi and Naruto, well, I would say fuck you. But thanks for the review.
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Naruto awoke gradually to the blinding light that breached his average sized window. As Naruto regained his bearings, he was able to see the thin layer of dust that covered most of the glass. He stared at the window for a few seemingly extensive moments before he was able to pick himself off of his dilapidated bed. He walked slowly towards his mirror to take a peek at his newly formed bruises from last night's training session.
Naruto had changed greatly in the past two and a half years that he had survived. His hair had grown even wilder than before-if that was at all possible. His constant training and exercise had completely reformed his build into the perfect body. He was muscular and cut but was equally as flexible due to the harsh stretching exercises that Naruto had integrated into his training schedule. He had also grown in height to about 5'5". His eyes had only intensified and become a deep crimson in color. His canines had become more defined but not to the point of inhuman proportions. The only thing that had not changed was his whisker marks. They had stayed exactly the same even when everything else about him had changed. Well that and his undying ability to pick up chicks (even if he only thought of them as a distraction from training…)…
Naruto's physical appearance wasn't the only thing that had changed over the last two and a half years either. His mind had become much sharper and he had been able to gain much tactical knowledge from a few jonin training manuals that he had been able to "steal" from the shinobi section at Konoha library. It was a slightly difficult feat to accomplish considering how tight the security is in that part of the building.
Because of how he had grown, Naruto had to adapt and find some better fitting clothing. Because of the fact that Naruto had almost killed the shop owner, the man had gone into retirement and all of his merchandise had been moved into a public storage facility. Naruto had eventually found a way to break in by cutting a hole using one of his kunai in the back of the storage container. He took every suitable article of clothing that was in his general size along with a few extra ninja supplies and weapons that he felt might be of use in the future. It was much easier to take everything in one trip than to make many different trips.
Naruto had also gone to eat at Ichiraku ramen a few times in the past but had recently stopped due to how the shop owner's daughter would try to make her way into his pants every so often. This of course would normally happen when he was trying to swallow a very large portion of ramen. She would first bring her hand down and brush over his "package" to try and get a reaction from his "package". The only reaction she would ever induce would be Naruto almost choking on his food…
As Naruto finished using his mirror, he made his way to the bathroom in order to wash his face and complete his normal morning duties. Doing this took not much longer than five minutes or so. He then went over to his now complete closet and picked out his normal pair of thick black cargo pants and a plain white shirt. As he made his way to the kitchen, Naruto contemplated whether or not it would be a sufficient day or not to wear his black cloak that he had gotten two years ago. Naruto decided against wearing it because of how he wanted to use it for his first mission. Considering today was the day he would be assigned to a three man cell, he doubted that he would be getting a mission today. Naruto then grabbed an apple and started to eat away at it until it had been wholly consumed. After checking to make sure that he had all of his supplies and weapons in his thigh pouch, kunai holster, and the various pockets that littered his cargo pants, Naruto made his way out the door towards the academy. Naruto went with the pace of the morning crowd that walked in the Konoha shopping district in order to not draw attention to himself. As Naruto drew closer to the academy, he started to notice some of his classmates walking to their imminent destination. Realizing that Naruto had just enough time to do something useful; he pulled out a roll of white cloth and started to rap his hands up to the first joint in his fingers. Naruto used extremely complex raping techniques to ensure that he had the best possible maneuverability and joint security. As he was finishing up his chore, he remembered how he had wiped the floor with the genin examination tests. He had been able to complete the test with better scores than anyone in the class. The Uchiha had tried to spar with him afterward in order to see who was superior and was disappointed to find out that he was weaker than he had suspected. Naruto had completely shut him out of any attack what so ever. When Sasuke slipped a little out of form; Naruto was able to land a bone crushing hit to one of his joints and then use the following weakness to land many other attacks that fed off of the last. It was a cycle that lasted until Sasuke took it too far and had tried to stab Naruto in the stomach with a kunai. Naruto just let the blade cut through his flesh all the way to the other end; along with Sasuke's hand and upper arm. Naruto then used Sasuke's disadvantage to teach him an important lesson: in a fight, everything is fair game. Naruto first dislocated Sasuke's captured hand and then used his position to fracture his knee cap.
Sasuke had to have extensive medical attention to repair the damage but was allowed to continue training and carrying out his shinobi duties the following day. As Naruto finished his thoughts, he found that he was indeed approaching the classroom door. Once he had walked the last few steps toward the door, Naruto slid it open and continued his trek to his seat. He noticed the anxious faces of his classmates and supposed "equals" facing Iruka waiting for their name to be called. Naruto sat down just as Iruka started to call all of the names of Naruto's classmates-'just fucking peachy…' was Naruto's single thought as he realized that he was going to be doing nothing of use for the next three hours…
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There you go, chapter eight.
This was a fun chapter to write and I hope it is interesting to read.
If there is something that you feel is out of place or there is a grammatical error or something like that, let me know via pm or review. As for Escape5 and why I'm acting like and ass hole about his question is just because #1 I'm sick right now and board #2 what does misery love? Misery loves company #3 I don't write gay shit…
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