Well it's spring break, and I am writing this in the car on the way to phili and then Boston... The good news is the fact that I have some free time in the car (7 and a half hours…) to write; the bad news is that it's kind of a bumpy ride and I will most likely make more than a few grammar mistakes while writing. I will check it numerous times but I might miss a few.

I will try to make this much, much longer than the other chapters because of my extra time and the fact that most people wanted the chapters to be so much longer…

I got a review by someone, I don't have internet on the road and so I don't remember who it was and I can't answer it because I can't remember the question either… It was a really long review and I thank you for it whoever you are. I will answer it if it kills me, but I need to get the internet back at the hotel. So when I figure it out I will post your answer on this chapter or maybe (if I don't get around to it) the next one…

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It was a sinister, gloomy, and very murky morning in Konoha for anyone's standard. The grass had a not-so-light covering of dew and just about everything that the eye could capture an image of had some form of condensation wrapped around all of its outward surfaces. The air was thick with a dense haze that smelled slightly of rotting wood or even a decomposing carcass of some sort… This change in the weather would only further Naruto Uzumaki's advantage in the training exercise that he would undoubtedly face in his near future; his near future being about three hours away.

Well, if Naruto wasn't as intelligent as he was, he would actually be there now waiting for his tardy sensei to finally show the fuck up, but he was using the early morning hours to do something moderately productive. This 'thing' being training at the field across from his team's meeting place. He was currently working on high-speed taijutsu. Naruto ran at an extremely high speed towards a training dummy before quickly slamming his fist into its head and shooting it about twelve or so feet into the air. He then proceeded to quickly pull a kunai out of his kunai holster and fade into a nearly invisible blur; reappearing on the other side of the training ground not more than a quarter of a second later with the broken pieces of wood that used to be the training dummy hitting the ground in the center of the slightly scarred landscape.

As he was picking himself up from his previous position on the ground, he heard the sound of the gentle footsteps of his two teammates who were currently approaching the opposing training ground. With a quick hand seal, Naruto vanished in a swirl of dew covered leaves and appeared in the adjacent training ground a few seconds before his team fully came into view. Naruto promptly brushed off the dirt that had found a home on his cloak during the light training session and awaited his teammate's arrival.

Naruto, realizing that this survival exam would most likely reach the beginnings of his limits in terms of skill and strength, had pulled out most if not all of the stops. He was wearing his ninja cloak along with his black short sleeve shirt. He also had spent a good bit of time tying a long roll of thin white cloth in a special and complex way around his forearms and around his legs (wrapped around his pant legs) in order to allow better flexibility and to keep his movements sharp and crisp.

He wore pearl black ninja pants that allowed complete elasticity but were made of a tremendously strong material that could even weather a light slash from a kunai. He had managed to acquire and was currently wearing ANBU ninja sandals that had specially designed soles that were top of the line in terms of quality, comfort, and traction. His mammoth of a sword had been cleaned, sharpened, and shined into the perfect form of murder. All of his kunai and other weaponry had also been raised to a similar caliber. He had come completely prepared with many types of shinobi tools and weapons to make sure that nothing would stand between him and the victory that he craved.

As Sakura and Sasuke finally approached Naruto at the far end of the training ground, Naruto wasted no time in explaining that they would be here for a while waiting for their sensei to arrive. "You should make yourselves comfortable, we will be here for a while" was Naruto's monotone warning as he walked away heading towards the center training log of the training ground to meditate. He took a seat in front of the wooden pole and began to calm himself and slow his heart rate into a pace akin to the beating of your heart when you sleep.

It didn't take long before he noticed the change in temperature and the fact that the floor that he was sitting on was covered in a good amount of water. He slowly opened his eyes and soon realized that he was residing in a sewer of some sort. He inspected the odd pipes running the length of the hallway as he got up and began to follow them down into the abyss. It wasn't long before he found himself on the outside of an extremely large cage with a seemingly flimsy piece of paper with the kanji for seal written on it acting as a lock. He immediately realized that he was staring at the prison of the Kyuubi no Yokai; the most powerful of the bijuu.

He remained impassive as the demon appeared in his field of vision from the back of the penitentiary. "I see my jailor has finally arrived at my humble abode" was the demon's single statement as it flailed its nine large chakra tails as if it was deeply amused with what it's jailor would say. "What have you summoned me for; I hope for your sake that it is vitally important" was Naruto's reply as he watched the monster calculatingly. "Always quick to get to the point I see." Naruto was not amused, and it showed. "I will speak with haste, but let me change into something more comfortable first" was the demon's response as the malicious chakra around it slowly formed into a more humane shape and proceeded to shrink into a much smaller form. Naruto was moderately intrigued and watched with curiosity but retained his annoyance. After a few seconds the drama ended and a figure approached the rusty metal bars of the cell. To say that Naruto was surprised would have been, well, dead nuts on the mark. What lay before him was the most drop dead gorgeous woman he had ever seen in his entire life. Her figure was magnificently curved, like those gay ass mountain road ways in Georgia that make whoever you're sitting with regurgitate their last meal all over your lap. She was a little taller than Naruto was, and looked just slightly older than he was.

She had long crimson hair that reached down to slightly lower than her mid back with a few strands framing the edges of her beautiful face. Her skin was of a milky complexion, that when topped off with a pleasant smile, would seem to just make you completely calmed and relaxed; a misleading feature that she must have used to kill those who were blind enough to be tricked in such a way. Her 'assets' were anything but absent as well. They stood out well in the amazing scarlet kimono she was wearing. Naruto could not ignore her looks; no matter how hard he tried to. He didn't want to admit it, but she was astonishingly attractive.

Naruto was in shock, but pushed himself out of it and forced himself to remain impassive. The kyuubi frowned. "What's the matter, are you not pleased with my human form?" "It would be much easier to seduce me if I didn't know that you were a blood thirsty demon out to kill me and all of humanity" was Naruto's quick response as he continued to stare impassively at the demon in front of him. "Aren't all human females?" was Kyuubi's factual statement as she continued with what she had summoned him for.

"I want out, and I want you to let me free" was her seemingly 'gentle' demand as she looked at Naruto with a hardened stare. "Well at least partly" she continued. "What is in it for me, or do you assume that you have any authority in decisions made about your future?" Kyuubi smiled at this, for she anticipated this and had planned a trade that he could not refuse. "I will train you in the many fighting styles that I have picked up during the numerous years that I roamed the earth" was her answer as her smile widened in anticipation for Naruto's response. What happened next, she had not anticipated. He began to chuckle, and then that chuckle became a full blown laugh as he turned and put his hands on the side wall that he was now facing and braced himself as he laughed with his head down. Her smile faltered, and then completely failed as he continued to laugh bitterly. After he began to recover from his laughing session he turned back towards the demon and found that she had an almost heartbroken expression adorning her visage.

"Wow, that is unbelievable" he started. "To think, that you, the kyuubi, dragged me into your hell hole of a prison to confront me with that." "I just can't wrap my mind around it, the source of every problem that I have ever experienced, wastes time that I will never get back on this horse shit." "It's a disgrace for you to even suggest that I would fall for such a painfully obvious plan." Naruto began to walk away from the now shocked and inconsolable 'woman' but turned around midstride and began to speak. "I'll tell you what, since I feel 'bad' for you, I will allow you a glimpse of what I am allowed to feel outside of this prison. He then proceeded to take one of his kunai and throw it at the bottom left corner of the paper seal. Once it had struck the target, part of paper was cut from the seal and disintegrated before it could fully reach the damp ground. Naruto then turned back around and slowly faded out of the demon's line of sight. After she was able to pull herself out of her shocked state, the full impact of the conversation hit her. Being completely shut out from her dream cut her up inside. It made her angry, miserable, and unbelievably depressed. But she would find a way to freedom, no matter the cost. At that thought, she smiled like only a conniving fox could. There were many other ways to get what she wanted, ones that were a much more painful, and gory.

As Naruto regained consciousness, he was able to spot a seemingly new cloud of smoke fade away revealing one Hatake Kakashi. He seemed to have an alarm clock and three bento boxes in his hands. Naruto, deciding that it would be a good idea to see what was going on, jumped up and walked towards his team. He would immediately regret this as his ears were greeted with a loud screeching noise coming from Haruno Sakura that seemed to equate to a normal person saying "YOU'RE LATE!!" Of course since Sakura seemed to be half banshee, the only thing that ended up coming out of her mouth was an earsplitting screeching sound followed by the light dripping sound of blood flowing from Naruto's ears.

After the annoyance was taken care of, Kakashi explained to them the true survival test and all of its challenging features. "You three must get one of these two bells before lunch; if you don't, you will be tied to one of those stumps while I eat your lunch in front of you." "Not to mention that you will be sent back to the academy" was Kakashi's cheery statement as he looked at the differing expressions from his three protégés. They all expressed fear except for the visage of Naruto, which remained impassive or maybe even slightly blood thirsty... Kakashi was baffled by this but recomposed himself before he could arouse any suspicion. "You must come at me with the intent to kill, you may even use shuriken." "If you don't come at me prepared to kill, you will never get the bells…" Kakashi continued. "You will begin on my command, three, two, one, GO!!"

As he did this the entire cell disappeared, excluding Kakashi. He began to assess their stealth abilities. Sasuke and Sakura did well for genin, but as Kakashi was searching for Naruto, he failed to notice the two hands burst from the ground and latch onto his legs until it was too late. Naruto used his grip on Kakashi's legs to pull himself out of the ground and trap Kakashi's feet and lower leg into the now cracked terrain. With full killing intent, Naruto launched himself at Kakashi's jugular, kunai trapped between Naruto's powerful jaws. He cut into the flesh without mercy but with complete pleasure, until the only thing remaining was, a log? But Naruto only smiled as he heard a loud explosion from the nearest tree to his right, no doubt in his mind that it was the explosive tag that he had placed on the leg of the fucker who thought it a great idea to test his abilities and his patience with a survival exercise such as this. There, on the ground under the foliage, lied the bloody corpse of the Hatake. The corpse then proceeded to 'poof' out of existence. "A blood clone eh, not bad for a jonin" was his single thought as he ran silently through the forest in high pursuit of his sensei. Sakura was completely stunned at her teammate's abilities. Not only did she nor anyone else for that matter, detect him use that jutsu, but he had managed to push their jonin sensei into retreating and most likely formulating a plan. It was just unreal. Sasuke on the other hand was struck with uncontrollable feelings of jealousy and resentment. He wanted that power, and was seriously considering going Itachi all over the fucking training ground. He would not be shown up by someone like him, and hurriedly gave chase to Naruto and Kakashi; leaving Sakura to try to figure out her own plan of action, if she was capable of such a feat.

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Whew, glad I finished the chapter,

This one is over double the length of the other chapters, and it took a while to write. It is a little over 2,500 (2,686) words opposed to an average of about 1,300 words for the other chapters. It took me about four hours to write (in the car at ten at night, so it would be about three hours normally) opposed to an hour and a half to two hours for the other chapters

If you like the length of this chapter you can review and say so but keep in mind that it will take a lot longer to update because of the fact that I don't have so much free time at home.

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