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"Hinata are you ok?"

Hinata woke up from her daydream, and looked back at Sasuke. Looking around quickly she let a long sigh as she saw that it was just her and Sasuke. (A/N Lol sorry!) "Y-yes I just thought of something. What if someone caught on to us?"

"Caught on to us, we aren't doing anything wrong. This is all that bastard Jiraiya's fault. We need to figure out to reverse this."

Hinata bowed her head letting Sasuke's bangs cover her face, she thought about life living in Sasuke's body she didn't like the idea. She missed being in her old body, and wondered if she would ever be in it again. Sasuke looked over and saw tears fall down his face, "Hinata?"

She said nothing just tried to wipe the tears away from her face, "Are you crying?"

"N-No!"

"Yes you are! You are crying………..in my body! Hinata stop that right now before someone sees."

"That's all you care about? Me crying just because I'm in your body, your such a…… a…. j-jerk Sasuke!" Before Sasuke could respond Hinata had jumped up from the table and sprinted out of the restaurant.

Hinata kept running till she heard some yell out, "Sasuke-kun!"

Hinata turned around to see Sakura running towards her, "Hey Sakura."

"Hi Sasuke-kun, what are you doing out here?"

"I'm going for a walk to clear my head."

Sakura latched on Hinata's arm, "Can I join you?"

"Sure."

Sakura's eyes turned into pink hearts, her inner Sakura yelled 'OH YEAH HE LOVES ME!' The two walked in silence until they reached a park bench. Inner Sakura yelled again, 'Come on kiss him!'

Hinata started off into space thinking about Sasuke, Sakura was staring at Hinata. Just then Hinata felt Sasuke rubbing her chest, "S-S-Sakura what a-a-re you d-d-doing?"

"Oh nothing Sasuke-kun." Sakura snuggled up closer to Hinata.

"S-S-Sakura p-p-p-please stop."

"Why I know you like it Sasuke-kun?"

"Saku….. " Hinata never got to finish because Sakura leaned up kissed her, Hinata didn't know what to do. She pushed Sakura off her, "S-S-Sakura…."

Sakura smiled, "Come one Sasuke-kun, I know you like me."

"N-N-No I don't like you, I don't like girls."

"YOU'RE GAY!"

Back to Sasuke

"What was wrong with her? I guess I have to go after her." Sasuke got up and starting running after Hinata, just then he stopped dead in his tracks. "Oh shit Sakura!" Sasuke watched as ran up and attached herself to Hinata.

Sasuke begged, "Please Hinata, please tell her that's she is annoying and to get lost." He watched as the two started walking off with Sakura still attached to Hinata. "No Hinata!" Sasuke started to follow them, until they sat down on a bench; he hid in a nearby tree and watched them. "Why is she touching me…? I mean Hinata… well it's still my body! Why does she have her hands all over it?"

Just then Sakura kissed Hinata, "Fuck! Hinata, push her away. Tell her never to bother you again."

"N-N-No I don't like you, I don't like girls."

"WHAT THE FUCK? I said to tell her never to bother you again, not to tell her that you're gay! No you said I was gay what else can go wrong."

"YOU'RE GAY!" Sakura yelled.

"Ummmm………ummm." Hinata was turning so red, everything just happened so fast. Just then they heard someone yell behind them.

"HE'S NOT GAY!"

The both spun around and saw a fuming mad Hinata, Sakura was very confused. "Hinata what's wrong?" Sasuke ignored her and continued staring at Hinata, he reached out and grabbed Hinata's arm and pulled her off the bench. Sakura jumped up and caught Hinata's other arm, "Where are you taking my Sasuke-kun?"

Sasuke glared at Sakura and pulled Hinata out of Sakura's grasp, and started to run off with Hinata. "What's wrong with Hinata?" Sakura sighed.

Hinata said nothing to Sasuke as she continued to be dragged by Sasuke around the park till they reached a secluded area. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Hinata blushed but still was mad at Sasuke for before, she just stared at the floor. "WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING KISSING SAKURA AND THEN SAYING IM GAY?"

Hinata still couldn't say anything, "HINATA! I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY! I'M FREAKING SASUKE UCHIHA FOR KAMI'S SAKE HINATA! WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING?"

"Why should I talk is all your going to do is yell at me?"

"I'm not yelling!"

"A-a-a-are you serious?"

"Well you keep crying, and telling people I'm gay! I haven't done anything bad in yours!"

"E-E-Except being a jerk." Sasuke sighed and slumped against a tree, Hinata frowned "I'm sorry I'll go tell Sakura you're not gay."

Sasuke let out a big sigh, "I'm sorry for being a jerk and I think I could kiss Naruto and she would still think she would have a chance with me."

"Didn't you already kiss Naruto back at the academy?"

Sasuke stiffened up as he remembered, "Shut up!"

Hinata giggled and sat down next to him, "Sasuke we need to fix this."

"Well, for the time being I just think we need to try to act like each other enough to get by until we figure out how to change this."

"Ok Sasuke teach me how to be you."

"That's easy; just don't talk a lot, and number one rule NEVER EVER LET A FAN GIRL GET THEIR HANDS ON YOU!" Hinata giggled, "And that you got to stop giggling like a girl you have to be a man."

"Be a man?"

"Yes, stop being all shy and girly. Just be a man, go ahead try."

Hinata got up and slouched, letting Sasuke's bangs fall over her face. "Hn." Hinata tried not to but soon she couldn't stop herself from laughing.

"Not funny, come on I'll be Naruto you'll be me." Hinata nodded, and Sasuke sighed, "SASUKE-TEME COME ON WERE GOING TO BE LATE FOR TRAINING COME ON I HAVE TO TRAIN SO I CAN BECOME THE HOKAGE ONE DAY BELIEVE IT!"

Hinata giggled, Sasuke glared at her she stiffened up and shoved her hands in her pockets, "Calm down Naruto-baka."

Sasuke smirked, "Good, now I'll be..." Sasuke shuddered before saying the name, "Sakura." Hinata had to stifle her laughter. Sasuke gulped, "Sasuke-kun! Can we go out on a date tonight?" Sasuke went up and clung on to Hinata's arm.

Hinata sighed, and rolled her eyes, "NO SAKURA, GET OFF ME!"

"Please Sasuke-kun!"

"No Sakura, go away!"

Sasuke smirked, "You're good at this, ok one more thing what do you say when Kakashi meets you on time?"

Hinata thought for a moment then smiled, "Trick question he's never on time."

Sasuke chuckled, "You're a natural."

"Ok now try to be me, just try to stutter and blush. And to do this with your finger." Hinata spun her index fingers around each other."

"That should be easy, ok why don't you be…"

"KIBA!"

"Yeah, be him."

"No Kiba!" Hinata pointed behind Sasuke at a stumbling Kiba coming towards them.

"What's wrong with him?"

"HINATA!" Kiba yelled running towards them, "HINATA HYUUGA I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"

"He's drunk!" Sasuke said to Hinata just as Kiba came closer to them.

"HINATA THERE YOU ARE! I HAVE SOEMTHING TO TELL YOU?" Kiba grabbed Sasuke around the waste, "I LIKE YOU A LOT!" Before Sasuke could answer, Kiba pulled Sasuke up and kissed him.

Hinata's mouth dropped as she saw Kiba kiss Sasuke or what he thought was Hinata.