What's up dudes and dudets
What's up dudes and dudets. You got herpes? Oh, well, ummmm… Okay then…
Well, my poll did not turn out well. Apparently the titles sucked ass or something but no one voted… at all…
Sorry for not updating, important business arose and I could not finish dealing with it sooner. I will be back on schedule soon; school is almost out for summer break.
Whatever, it is what it is. And it's a good day because my girlfriend is finally off her period, Yay!
Here it is, enjoy or die…
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The sun was at its peak in the sky; casting small shadows of the many trees and shrubberies that dotted the uneven landscape. Wandering on top of this landscape was team seven and the mendacious son of a bitch that was the bridge builder. Yeah, in Naruto's mind the fucker was a dead man.
Tazuna had not only lied about the mission, but he had the stones to assume that they were going to continue the mission. Naruto had almost beaten the shit out of the fucker right then and there, but he restrained himself mentally. Kakashi had known what the rest of the group; including Naruto, thought about the mission's continuation.
Either way, Kakashi opted to continue; regardless of the consequences. Maybe he wanted to see his team's true potential, Naruto assumed so.
And so, here they were, walking towards their imminent destination. Naruto had his senses extended via chakra as high as they could possibly become.
He could taste all of the fragrances of nature, and even the perfume that Sakura used. It was amusing to Naruto that she used a perfume that smelled exactly the same as her natural scent. It was human nature to do so, as to draw in a mate that was attracted to your own scent. It was also stated in a general knowledge manuscript that scent was the most powerful aphrodisiac.
Naruto continued to survey his surroundings using his improved senses when something odd reached his ears.
It was a rapid shuffling movement hidden behind the thick coverage of plants that surrounded the group. In Naruto's mind, it could have only been two things: an enemy ninja or an animal startled by an enemy ninja.
As it turned out, it was the latter.
"Eeeeeeeppppp!" Was Sakura's screech of horror as a white furred rabbit hopped clumsily out of the bushes; scared shitless because of the kunai knife that had scarcely missed its head.
Naruto examined the specimen closely as it hopped slowly away; 'white fur, at this time of year?' Naruto and Kakashi came to a realization at the same instant; with just enough time left over to get the other members of the squad to their knees and barely dodge the massive cleaver of a sword; not dissimilar to Naruto's that was surely going to slice their heads from their bodies otherwise.
The steel edge ended up lodging itself into a rather large tree; almost slicing completely through the hunk of wood. The shady man that had thrown the sword soon landed upon the steel blade and starred intently at his prey.
The bulkily muscular man chuckled under his wrappings as he looked down upon the appetizers that he was lusting to destroy. He then maneuvered his eyes so that they were resting on the calm but calculating visage of Kakashi Hatake. He gathered a brief plan of action in his mind before verbalizing some of his unspoken thoughts.
"So, Kakashi, we finally meet" The man started. "Zabuza of the bloody mist, if I'm not mistaken" Kakashi surmised. "Oh, so you know of me, I'm flattered" was Zabuza's mocking retort. "And I see that you brought along the runts of the litter" Zabuza continued. Before anyone could react, the man now recognized as Zabuza jumped down from his perch on the artificial limb of the tree and onto the rugged dirt below.
Kakashi began to calculate his plan of action as Zabuza had while he checked to see what his team's reaction was. Naruto had his normal monotonous expression up while Sakura looked as though she was in slight shock.
Sasuke was in the worst shape of all.
He had beads of sweat running down the entirety of his face and palms. His hair, now drenched with sweat, was now standing in an erect position. His knuckles were utterly white as blood began to spill down the side of his hand. He began to hyperventilate as the veins underneath the surface of his eyes began to bulge slightly. He was shaking all over.
What surprised Kakashi the most was that as he began to fall further into the depths of panic, Sasuke shakily started to bring his sharpened kunai closer and closer towards his own neck-as if to end the suspense through suicide.
Kakashi knew that if something was not done, the boy would kill himself before the imminent battle ahead even began. "Sasuke, I will not allow my comrades to die" Kakashi finished his reassuring remark with a smile that was even more reassuring with both of his eyes uncovered. After the grin faded, Kakashi opened his newly revealed eye and his normal one and for a split second, Sasuke was able to see the one thing that he never expected: the sharingan.
Sasuke didn't know when Kakashi had revealed his eye: probably when he was facing Zabuza, but at this point, he didn't care. Memories of his family came flooding back to him as the picture of Kakashi's eye haunted him. Was Kakashi an Uchiha? Was he hiding from him? Did he knowthat Sasuke was an Uchiha at all? These were just some of the questions that Sasuke had no answer to that now seemed relevant.
After a few seconds of afterthought trauma, Sasuke shoved all of his feelings aside and got his thoughts out of the way: it was game time, and they wouldn't help him.
Zabuza just allowed himself another mocking chuckle as he finished taking in the scene. "How touching, the ninja juniors' want to play for keeps, is that it?" I'll be sure to make their deaths slow and painful; I can't wait to hear them scream!" Zabuza finished his sentiment with an incredibly fast charge towards the munchkins and their bastard leader.
Kakashi acted on instinct as he ducked under a broad swipe from Zabuza's sword and proceeded to try for a swipe with his feet in order to unbalance the so called "demon of the mist" when he was greeted by a rather painful stomp to the face. Kakashi was sent tumbling through the air and into the water of the natural lake that seemed to be of the background before this particular incident.
Kakashi took this opportunity in hiding to formulate a much more solid plan when he felt as though everything around him was pushing up against his body. He began to swim to the surface and when he reached the outside world, he was rather surprised to see Zabuza starring maniacally at him. Kakashi made a move to escape but was interrupted by Zabuza's remark "too late…"
As soon as he was finished, an orb of chakra encoded water was now surrounding Hatake. This result was followed by a chuckle from Zabuza and a quick hand seal from the same person.
"Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura RUN!"
Naruto's eyes furrowed as he licked his saliva covered canines-it was time.
The cold hard steel entered the clone and disintegrated it instantly. Naruto ran at inhuman speeds towards the realZabuza; his newly resurrected blade in hand.
Zabuza summoned his kunai from his thigh pouch and threw it with all his might in hopes to halt the incoming blur. This rather petty effort was deflected easily by an extremely feral growl coming from the now demon like Uzumaki. The boy was no longer completely human, with elongated finger nails and the demonic pulsing eyes, the semi-transformation was complete. Kakashi only watched in horror as the blonde speeded even faster towards them.
When Naruto was within the killing zone, he made a broad horizontal swipe for Zabuza's middle which was scarcely averted by an exceptionally lucky jump. The swipe was followed up by a clone sprouting forth from the shadows and onto the steel edge of Naruto's blade. The clone ran forth off of the blade and onto Zabuza's face, knocking him onto the center of the lake and into the water.
Kakashi continued to stare at his student even after he was freed; mesmerized by the sight that was unfolding. Sakura just sat there; blush upon her face; watching her teammate move. Sasuke didn't know what to do.
Naruto and his clone continued with their momentum all the way to the middle of the water where Zabuza had just recovered and was anticipating the coming of a brutal beating. Naruto smirked and threw his blade at the awaiting opponent and before it was about half way from impact, slammed his hand back. This motion untwined the metal wire that was rapped around the handle and gave the blade a spinning motion while it cut through the air.
Zabuza's eyes widened as the blade created a vortex around itself and became a nasty bullet of solidified air and hardened steel.
Naruto, never wasting an instant, gathered some more steel wire in his hands and entwined it around both ends of his upper appendages. He then sped past his spinning blade and just as he was about to impact with his prey, he brought his tied hands up and slammed the metal that connected them into Zabuza's neck, almost killing the larger of the two in the process.
Zabuza's vision became white as pain flooded his neck, shoulders, and head. The force of the impact made Zabuza flip in the air violently in the place slightly behind where he had stood only moments before. The blade then found its way into the spinning Zabuza's gut as it shredded his flesh and the water below along with the air surrounding him. Naruto, or rather his clone, not wanting to let Zabuza enter the bliss that was death just yet, came up just behind the blade and slammed his hand blade into his middle just under where the sword was, and dragged it along his side and cut out of his back as the clone continued to run towards where the real Naruto stood only meters away behind Zabuza.
No screech was heard as Zabuza lay motionlessly upon the surface of the water; unconscious and about to die of blood loss.
Kakashi was just starring blankly at the scene; the shock seemingly worn off but remaining at the same time. He then walked slowly to where Zabuza lay; checking his vitals upon arrival. This was halted by a senbon needle entering Zabuza's neck. All the people in the area looked up to see a hunter-nin arrive on a tree branch and then next to Zabuza. The boy surveyed the damage done by Naruto. The boy tried to maintain a level and even tone but couldn't quite hide all of his surprise as he stated his thoughts. "You did quiet a number on Zabuza" he stated as he lifted the body of Zabuza off of the water's surface. Naruto just smirked and sealed his blade into his scroll. Kakashi then began to speak: "I suppose you are a hunter from the village hidden in the mist, no?" "You would be correct, Hatake Kakashi." The hunter, obviously not in the mood for small talk, thanked them for their services to the mist and disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
After a moment of silence Kakashi starred at Naruto intently as if waiting for an explanation. Receiving none, he tried to solve this problem by starring harder, as if trying to stare into his soul. Naruto just walked past him and onto the land.
"We should get moving, it is getting late" was Naruto's only sentiment as he began to head out. The other members of the squad, including an ever silent Tazuna, waited a moment and then followed their mysterious teammate without a word; each contemplating their rampaging thoughts in their mind.
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Wow, that was cool to write.
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, I know that I did.
I am sorry again for the lateness of the chapter, I know that it was a long break.
One thing that you all might like is listening to the song trouble by skindred.
If you can't find the song or something try to follow this link: and when I say link, I mean a url address you must copy and paste into your Internet search bar:
/files/1176921js9ky/02Trouble.mp302Trouble.mp3