Disclaimer: I do not own.
This is a filler this never happened in the anime or manga though it would have been funny.
A/N: my library did not hold the first volume of death note for me and another book I wanted when I went over the amount you are aloud to owe and I do not have a good memory of what goes on when because time blends together.
As Ryuk watched the horror movie he began to hate human instinct.
The person kept glancing back or they would grab a stupid phone instead of the gun.
"You're watching another one?" Raito asked in exasperation as he came into the room.
"Humans are so stupid."
"It's a movie. Other humans don't always do that. The idea is to call for help, than to kill someone even if they are trying to kill you."
Ryuk floated towards Raito. Raito's automatic reaction was to step back as he dug into his back pack.
"Apple…apple…juicy apple…" Ryuk chanted drawing closer to eat the shinning red fruit that sat innocently in Raito's hand.
"Hey, you're not a dog; I'm not feeding you out of my hand." Raito said as he tossed it up in the air.
Ryuk quickly caught it and examined it closely before he ate it and wondered what Raito would taste like. He narrowed his eyes at the wall. He had to stop thinking about these things.
LATER…
"Raito…" Ryuk groaned twisting.
"Be quiet you'll wake my parents." Raito moaned burrowing his head further into the pillow.
"You forgot others can't hear me." Ryuk gasped arching.
"Good. The way you keep going on…" Raito shook his head, pulling the cover closer trying to keep the cold air off his heated skin. He wanted to stay warm.
"I'm going to die…"
"No you aren't…you can't…why do you do this every time?" Raito muttered.
"My stomach hurts…"
"You got a stomach?"
"What do you think you hit earlier, where do you think the apples I eat go?"
"Then go…"
"But I want YOU to get me an apple."
Raito's eyes snapped open and he craned his neck over to Ryuk who looked like he was doing some sort of gruesome not to mention painful yoga.
Ryuk's breathe hitched (though Raito couldn't tell). Raito's eyes were narrowed at him and were solid black and a second later Raito stood up to get him the apple he so desperately desired and they returned to normal.
Hunger, I really need an apple if I just saw that. Apples are so tasty. Nothing can… and he went off to the world of apples as Raito brought him some apples.