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Sasuke was still laying on the phone still in shock at what happened. "It looks like you need my help."
Sasuke looked up, "Are you following me?"
"If you don't stop being like this you're going to lose her if you haven't already." Jiraiya said helping Sasuke up.
"So what I don't care anymore."
"Yes you do and I can help."
"How can you do that?"
"I thought you didn't care."
Sasuke glared at him and crossed his arms, "I don't I'm just curious that's all."
"Well to answer your question I am Konoha's lady man."
"Oh please I'm out of here!" Sasuke started to walk off but Jiraiya stopped him.
"Wait I've got the answers to all your problems right here." Jiraiya starts reaching into his pocket.
Sasuke jumped back, "What are you doing! Just because I look like a girl I'm still a man!" Jiraiya rolled his eyes and threw him something; Sasuke caught it and looked back at Jiraiya, "Make Out Paradise?"
"Yes it will solve all your problems just read a couple of pages."
Sasuke shrugged and open up a random page and started reading it his eyes started to widened, "Kakashi actually reads this all the time?" He kept reading after a couple more pages he snapped close the book and stared at Jiraiya, "You can't be serious?"
"What do you mean?"
"You want me to do that to Hinata?"
"Why not?"
"We are in each other's bodies for one! And two I don't like her."
"First off it matters what's on the inside not the outside. And you so like her."
"Whatever I'm out of here!" Sasuke ran off and disappeared.
Jiraiya smirked, "He took the book."
Hinata was walking around in the worst of moods when someone grabbed her shoulders she spun around and gasped. "Hokage-sama!"
"Hinata we need to talk!" Tsunade said.
"About what?"
"About what just happened with Sasuke." Hinata gasped and Tsunade laughed. "Don't worry I was happy to see you finally take some control and kick his ass. Although it did look like he was kicking your ass." Tsunade laughed again.
"This is not funny how am I supposed to marry a man who I can't stand. I hate him so much!"
"Hinata you may be angry but you don't hate him."
"YES I DO!"
"If you want to pretend you do that's ok he deserves it anyway. He is a stupid jerk who only thinks of himself, he can never love anyone else of even care about them."
"HE ISN'T LIKE THAT!"
Tsunade smirked, "You're defending him?"
Hinata blushed, "Because…..Because…. I don't know. This is all confusing. I hate it when people talk bad about him but when I'm with him or think about what he is done to me I want to punch his face in!"
"That's normal for girls to feel when it comes to boys. We need to fix this right away?"
"Why?"
"Because there is something that has some up and we need to talk about it. It involves both you and Sasuke."
"So should we go get him?"
"No I think you should tell him this yourself?"
"Is it bad?"
"Well it wouldn't be but considering your situation it is very bad."
"What is it?"
Sasuke was sitting up in a tree finishing the last few pages of Make Out Paradise; he finished and closed the book just sitting there in shock. "I'm a genius aren't I?
Sasuke looked up to see Jiraiya kneeling in front of him on the branch "How do you keep finding me?"
Jiraiya shrugged "Call it a skill, so did it give you any ideas."
"Yeah….I MEAN NO! THIS BOOK IS STUPID!"
"Oh really why is that?"
"Do you really expect me to just walk up to Hinata and grab her and then do all the things that are in this book?"
"Not all of them just the first couple of chapters two, nine, fourteen, and if you really want to number twenty five."
Sasuke thought quickly back to those chapters, "YOU ARE A REALLY A PERVERT!"
"Whatever, the real question is what are you going to do to fix this?"
"Why do I have to fix it?"
"BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Sasuke getting a little annoyed at Sasuke's attitude.
"So what if it is what am I supposed to do?"
"You really don't know?" Jiraiya asked.
"Not a clue."
"For someone who is always surrounded by girls you really know nothing about them?"
"And you do?"
"Yeah and have written many books on the subject so you should really pay attention and listen to my advice because I'll only say it once do you want to know what my brilliant advice is?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes "Fine tell me."
"Easy just go and talk to her!"
"That's it!"
"Yep!" Jiraiya said with a smile on his face.
"What am I supposed to say?"
"Whatever is on your mind and most importantly your heart."
"My heart?"
"You do have one don't you?"
"OF COURSE I DO!"
"Well good because now it's time for you to use it because Hinata is almost here."
"She is?" Sasuke looked to see Hinata walking towards the tree he was in. "What am I supposed to do?" But when Sasuke turned back around Jiraiya wasn't there. "Just great."
"Sasuke I need to talk to you."
Sasuke jumped down from the tree in front of Hinata, "Yeah I need to talk to you to."
"You go first."
"No you."
"HINATA JUST SAY IT!"
"YOU DON"T HAVE TO YELL AT ME!"
Sasuke took a deep breath "Ok ok just tell me what you have to say."
"Fine…………Sasuke my father has……he has…… moved our wedding."
"TILL WHEN?"
"Next Week."